Monday, August 10, 2009

Scumbag Slave Driver Elli Gottesdiener Is At It Again

This time he is incognito.

This is based on communication from Eli Gottesdiener ( www.gottesdienerlaw.com ) based on a blind craigslist ad.

In subject line, he wants to know your school, your degree, your graduation date

Then Eli wants to know what you are doing, what you did at work, what your earning was (hourly or salary), and why the opportunity is appealing.

In follow up to this, he was silent on a raise timeframe, silent on benefits, and silent on O.T.

Salary starts at $20/hr. Work is in Brooklyn.

Obviously uninterested.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

$20 fucking dollars an hour???? Where's the real work at!?

We are desparate out here! I think there are a few of us who can chase ambulances or work a pretty good divorce.

Time to start cold calling Alex CheatAllard's wife, might result in a good case!

Anonymous said...

These are the type of "careers" that the law school brochures don't tell you about. Some creepy guy in Brooklyn opening the door in his underwear and offering you $20 an hour.

Anonymous said...

These losers have been posting FOR ABOUT A YEAR!!! Is it anyone wonder they haven't found anyone. They want to know everything upfront - like what you eat and what underwear you wear and whether you wax your ass. Please fella let's meet first and let me see if I am even interested in YOUR underwear only ass!!

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The Yuppie Attorney said...

10:05AM "These losers have been posting FOR ABOUT A YEAR!!! Is it anyone wonder they haven't found anyone."

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He could be right. It might be a HB1 Visa ad. They might want to import someone. More than likely, he is collecting resumes to see if he could have warm bodies to fill/staff a project if he bids too low and can't pay anything.

Anonymous said...

Also look into sexual harrassment cases by staff attorneys at S&C on poor temps. Plenty of good cases right there - these staffers use temps as escort service.
Use them and then get them blacklisted to get them out of their hair.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone still alive??????

There hasn't been work in weeks.

It is like the Titanic has sunk and we are all in the frozen water looking at each other, while Big Fat Fuckin' Mamma has a lifeboat all to herself.

Anonymous said...

I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS! I GOT A UNION CONSTRUCTION JOB, NO STUDENT LOANS, $35 DOLLARS AN HOUR 40 HOURS A WEEK PLUS BENEFITS!

Anonymous said...

This Gottesdiner is the definition of "solo practice."
Solo is worse than Big law like Paul Weiss. Some screaming boss who is always behind on payments, has too much work,and can't pay your measly salary.

Anonymous said...

And comes to work in his underwear.

You have a choice? You can choose Big Mamma ghetto, or solo practice ghetto.

Anonymous said...

So it does seem that A. Gayllard and e-discovery girl are an item.
Interesting. She's actually decent looking unlike previous butta mistresses he haranged from the temps

Will he actually leave wife and little Jose for her? The kid isnt even a year old yet! Or will she leave him first? And how bad will he get fleeced in the divorce? Will he be forced to actually dwell in tent of wonderboxes? this scandal just gets better and jucier

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Anonymous said...

Even Better Coder is silent (what a relief). Lets do an unscientific poll. If you are working:
1. City where you are located
2. Number of temps you are working with
3. How long on this project
4. Pay rate

Anonymous said...

1. City where you are located:

Mumbai, India

2. Number of temps you are working with

200

3. How long on this project

Endless, as long as Citibank stays in business.

4. Pay rate

13 cents a page, a free bowl of curry every day, and
free transportation via elephant.

Anonymous said...

It has been confirmed..... GayLLArd is fucking a tramp from the Sullivan Electronic discovery Dept who also has a bad BOOOOB job OMG where does this tiny weeny dicked married man stop???

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Anonymous said...

Guys, I heard that loser S&C retard analysts is really a great gig so long as you suck up to Alex and Fat Mamma. Then, you don't have to do shit, and sleep there at night for triple pay. it's so fucked up, but we have been nutz not going for it. What a pile of LOSERS. Alex GayLLARd and Fat Mamma Samuel are major corrupted FUCKED up individuals. Clovester, and Fat Marks, and Tracy whoredan, and Lucy Koward and The massive Waste, EHI as well as the wanna be BORAT ANUS who seems to be rejected by everyone but Mr Parch___ the wasteful loser manager, are all a bunch are bill padding thieves...... GAYLARD IS the worst of them. Oh, and then there is that evil fat ugly bitch who leeches onto the fat Mamma crew......Good God, WTF David Figaro is an @ss to have allowed this to go on for so long. I am calling the ABA about this one....HOLY COW

Anonymous said...

Not LISA you TARD, Nicole Fucking idiot!

any given Nigerian said...

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Anonymous said...

OMG Sullivan is very fucked up place to work if you are under those corrupt tards Figaro and ParchMONKEY. Sullivan should get rid of them and clean house as they did with that creep ass Manny, the Basement sex fiend and drug dealer. Why don't they clean house......OMG There are some really good analyst there, and most are the lowest paid because they haven't been perm very long. The corrupt fucks who MILK the firm and are assholes to the temps make close to if not over $200,000, and just sleep and in GayLLArd case, FUCK on the clients dime. HOLY SHIT wkae up Mr. Cohen

Lifer said...

What's this nonsense? I stopped wearing panties after Gallard tried to slap me 4 back at S&C in the 80s.

Anonymous said...

Are the FAT MARKS, that ghetto summo, and that giant stupid ass FRED FLINTSTONE who is gay as can be

Anonymous said...

Isn't Figaro married to Wendy? How does this shit Jive? MAJOR CONFLICT OF INTERESTS. MAJOR PILLOW KICKBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Alas, horatio, I knew EHI at S&C, and poor EHI
what a malcontent waste dumb piece of shit he is. EHI gives all fat blacks a bad name. Ehi, I'd say you are a retard, but what offense that would be to retards. Ehi is probably in the to ten of people that I have encountered that are devoid of all personality, intelligence and general comprehension of the world. He is basically a farm hog in human form, albeit a brain damaged farm hog at that. Blacks should contact him to see about revoke his color, he tarnishes you people more than micheal vick at a pet store or Marion barry at an afterhours party

Anonymous said...

Is Gary ParchAss packing P-Anus?

Anonymous said...

can't wejust call fucking S&C and tell them about these fuck ups and tell S&c we are also going to call the bar and call the fucking bar

Anonymous said...

EHI is a giant waste of SHIT. That disgusting wad of SHIT should be so fired by S&C. WHAT A GIGANTIC PIECE OF USELESS THIEVING CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Call Rodgen Cohen or Ted Rogers, or Shenker (sp?). calling David Figaro or Gary Parchment is a waste... They are in bed with these corrupt thieves!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

That sounds like one of the useless thieving POTaMARKS........

Anonymous said...

The Bureau of Labor Statistics reported Friday that the US legal services industry lost another 2,700 jobs in July, a 0.23% drop.
The industry employs 1.13 million lawyers and staff.
In July the US economy overall gained a few jobs — the nation’s unemployment rate fell from 9.5% in June to 9.4% in July.

Some of the biggest July job losses were at DLA Piper (20 lawyers and 100 staff) and at Fulbright & Jaworski (85 staff).

Anonymous said...

EHI is a HUNK OF RETARDSHIT!!!!!!!! That lump of nothing was oure retard on Barclays. Is he seriously still employed by Sullivan & Cromwell, LLP He does nothing but Eat watch movies and take extremely expensive cars home after milking the clients blind including Barclays Goldmann Sachs and many many other cases that Anus or Big Mamma samuel have gotten him onto since 2003. Gary lets these fucks get away with major grand larceny OMG

Anonymous said...

sullivan should dump 65% of it's litigation analyst. They sososososososo deserve it! Fuck them Robbing thugs!

Anonymous said...

Yvonne Quinn is a very decent hard working partner at Sullivan & Cromwell. She should be informed about the major corruption that takes place in the litigation department under David Figaro and Gary Parchment. I wouldn't take a perm job now because they just might wipe out the whole department once the clients get wind of this major MEGA MEGA BILL PADDING OPERATION that they have allowed to go on at the firm since the inception of Dawn S (Big Mamma) back in the late 90s

Anonymous said...

The litigation analyst position is a farce, they are mere paralegals and should be called by their previous name SALA ..special assignment labia asshole..can i get a side of arm with that biscuit?

Anonymous said...

Ennis the albanian fuck is a worse thieving bill padding useless piece of shit than that wife cheeating GayLLard who is also now fucking on of the electronic discovery girls who seems to have had a boob job. That albanian thief has never truly worked a second at Sullivan & Cromwell, LLP but has managed to milk the client so badly. He is in some way giving Gary Parchment some sort of kickbacks for why else whould he allow a NON CARIBEAN to get away with such abuse and crime

Anonymous said...

EHI should be shipped back to Nigeria. What a thief and a coward! He hids behind Fat Big Mamma and Borat (AKA P-Anus)

Anonymous said...

MAJOR MAJOR padding by S&C analysts - they bill for everything, sleeping, socializing, peeing, fucking each other in ghetto ass - EVERYTHING. S&C should look into it but probably won't because they make money off the hours too? Right - they only wake up when the client complains. Yvonne Q. is good partner - I worked with her. And she seems fair. Someone should let her know.
The circus continues at that firm...

Anonymous said...

61. Plot sweet revenge. Fanticize about the outcome.
62. Plot sweet revenge. Fanticize about the outcome.
63. Plot sweet revenge. Fanticize about the outcome.

Wow the wet dreams I have been having conjuring ways to bring down my enemies. Diprivan is helping.

Anonymous said...

6:28 said " Ehi is probably in the to ten of people that I have encountered that are devoid of all personality, intelligence and general comprehension of the world."

Work with ghetto paras AND THEY ARE ALL LIKE THAT.

They just stand there looking like dumb surly cows!! Duuuuuuuh

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Anonymous said...

look at the libelous statements here. Is there any doubt the industry is trying to take down Tom?

Tom, moderate your comments, PLEASE!

Anonymous said...

You mean, "Silence the truth" You must be Ghetto Mark>>>> Fuck you, and ALL your thievery!

Anonymous said...

TRUTH is an ABSOLUTE defens eto a charge of LIBEL reFUCKINGtard Mark!

Anonymous said...

I find my self increasingly mesmirized by the curious case of this Gaylard character. I do not know him, I have never met him, I had never even heard of him until I read this blog, but with each passing day I find myself consumed by thoughts of him. I think about him in bed, on the subway, in the park, at work. I don't know how to shake this feeling. I wonder so much how a man with so little can inspire so much lust and capture so many temps. His work is that of a paralegal, his dong, from what I hear, is by no means sizeable and yet every day I get reports that more and more temps have jumped on the bandwagon - or in this scase his dick. Is he employing some exotic sexual technique, is he giving them medications??, or are they just lonely and desperate. I need some ANSWERS please!!!!!! I am going crazy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Intersted Dude, Alex is a mega DIck in a world of dicks, though he nreally has a tiny tiny dick. He would thrive nowhere else but the land of retards.

Anonymous said...

Only the industry of Fucked up lose rmen like you and your Alex connected tards are trying to take TOM down because your SLIMENESS is finally being exposed FUCK YOU Mark! How is your Tracy Whoredan? Hmm

Anonymous said...

This Alex Gallard at Sullivan is the best !! AKA Gayllard.

Anonymous said...

Hey is a ruttin' tiny penis shootin' thievin' mega piece of LOSER SHIT. Mr FaguLLARD

call s&c and complain said...

I thought EHI is Caribbean? Jamaican or some shit , anyway. He is still working there being a fucking dumb fat fuck retard.

And Anus is Albanian, duh? Of fukin course he scams that is cultural for thems people they are like goddam somalians of the slavic land. Anus is basically a scamming jamaican in a white man's body with a fukkd up accent. He ISA retard as well.


Ehi is a super fucking retard though. Corky from "life goes on" calls him and tells him he is a retard.


Anyone know Ehi's last name ? Seriously. I got my prepaid refilled.

call s&c and complain said...

I thought EHI is Caribbean? Jamaican or some shit , anyway. He is still working there being a fucking dumb fat fuck retard.

And Anus is Albanian, duh? Of fukin course he scams that is cultural for thems people they are like goddam somalians of the slavic land. Anus is basically a scamming jamaican in a white man's body with a fukkd up accent. He ISA retard as well.


Ehi is a super fucking retard though. Corky from "life goes on" calls him and tells him he is a retard.


Anyone know Ehi's last name ? Seriously. I got my prepaid refilled.

Corky said...

E He is a dumb Fuckin retardoo

Corky said...

Ehi is a dumb retard, man!

Can I have more apple juice please.

Corky said...

Ehi is a dumb retard, man!

Can I have more apple juice please.

Anonymous said...

Ehi is a big fat bstupid ass loser who'd cheat on his wife if he werent so damned scary repulsive. he and Big Mamma are anyones WORST nightmare. Holy SCARY stuff. OMG

speak up said...

have a concern about anus,aka innis or ehi?
email
aquinom@sullcrom.com


Sure they'd be open to hearing about a gaykard as well

Anonymous said...

P=ANUS the TARDO ALbanian retarded fuck who resulted from GOAT incest for sure is porking that stupid PIE faced ding dong analyst who is obviously also an idiot!

Anonymous said...

Ehi is a fucking nightmare retard!
email and report their dumb asses.

Anonymous said...

What about BIG MAMMA? That triple paid office sleeping oversized scary ugly HIPPPO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I say we print this blog and sent it to ALL USERS at S&C Fuck you you cheating slimy bastards. Stop stealing from Sullian & Cromwell clients with your egregious bill padding!

Anonymous said...

Ehi is a fucking nightmare retard!
email and report their dumb asses.

Anonymous said...

That big fat 50 ton useless Rhino Ehi should be fired!

make some noise said...

Ehi is a fucking nightmare retard!
email and report


Print this entire string, and send fed ex to roge cohen at s&c, and fed ex to general counsel of some of their clients, Goldman, barclays, UBS, bank of America, merrill, and to state bar ethics

make some noise said...

Ehi is a fucking nightmare retard!
email and report


Print this entire string, and send fed ex to roge cohen at s&c, and fed ex to general counsel of some of their clients, Goldman, barclays, UBS, bank of America, merrill, and to state bar ethics

CORKy said...

can I have some more apple juice? Please

And oh man, that Ehi is a fat retard!

Recruiter said...

Can't we all just get along here?

S + C is one of our most steady and elite of law firm clients.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I worked at S&C on several projects, and agree with the claims agianst these corrupt analysts. But, there are good ones amonst those rotted apples, or rather watermelons in the case of BIG MAMMA and that great Grape Ape EHI, and the Giant retarded gay Fred Flintstone and that Summo Ghetto who is cheating on his wife with that ugly Skank, Ms WHOREDAN

Anonymous said...

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CorKy said...

receuiter is a boy that likes make dress up like a girl and wants to have pee pee touching in mend room
with strangers,
that is gay and retard.

Can I have more apple juice pleses

corky said...

your are retard

Anonymous said...

What's "apple juice" about? Fat HippoMark is back:)

Anonymous said...

What's "apple juice" about? Fat HippoMark is back:)

Anonymous said...

This blog keeps getting more gloomy. I have no real context as to how representative it is of the legal job market. I graduated law school 8 years ago, and I'm making $130,000/year working a management job with good long-term potential and decent work hours. It's kinda weird that I earn less than 1st year lawyers at big law firms, with ZERO experience, but when I read the sad blog posts about people temping for $20-30/hour, I feel fortunate.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone had the displeasure of sighting that fucking loser albanian prancing around 55 Water St in the evening> EEWWWWW His loser smusched faced chick has been seen in her stinky gym attire as well. Real professional Little wanna be BIG ANUS

Like to say twat said...

hey 11:47,

Glad that your family got you a job after law school. Thanks for going. And most lawyers make much Less than $130k. I'd say nationally more like most of us that are lucky enough to have work make 50k or thereabouts.

And fuck you.

Anonymous said...

11:54 you funny :)

take care of business said...

are they working at 55 water or 55 broad?

Dude where and when. I want to go sit and laugh at those fucks. And say shit. Fuck them. They can't black list me again.

Seriously, I want to go mock them. Best case they start something and I get them fired.

Anonymous said...

They were at 55 Broad, but now bill pad at 55 Water even though they both belong at 125 Broad St

cOrKy said...

hey 11:47,

If you are making 130k a year with good prospects and a manager why are you on this blog at 11:47 at night. You should be out banging hot chicks not on this loser blog. What are you a retard?

help yourself said...

questions? Concerns?
aquinom@sullcrom.com


Please express your trouble with anus, pie face, ehi and the Jamaican gorilla

Anonymous said...

You need > than that to bang me ;)

Anonymous said...

dude,
I can't wait to get on a doc review one more time. I have a gorillls suit to wear.

Anonymous said...

But can you do that godAWFUL Jamaican JibberJab? If so, Big Mamma be hirin'

Anonymous said...

so they are at 55 water.

Okay, I am
collecting dog shit to throw at them

Anonymous said...

Think of something else.....THEY are DOG SHIT!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

who is this new GayLLard whore?

Anonymous said...

honey,

I got a feeling all I need to bang you is a glazed donut arond my dick.

stud said...

re 12:03,

I got something tobang you. You in the city?

Drinks?

Anonymous said...

if this is alex, you'll need to use a poppette sized donut. Even that might be too big... try a lifesaver

Anonymous said...

who was that fat girl married to someone at s&c that was annoying? Is she working?

CorKy said...

when a bitch complains about the size of a man's dick that means that she has measured it and tried it on for size.

Can't say the shoe don't fit unless you put it on for size. Any retard knows that.

Anonymous said...

Anyone can tell the difference between a thimble and a banana.... no try ons are necessary, idiot. You must have a teeny weeny, too.

wilfred brimley said...

if you explain doc review to a retard, and that you went to college, law school, took a bar and now basically beg to get this type of work the retard would say , "who's a retard now"

Corky said...

yeah who's the retardedd now?
retard.

Can i have some more apple juice now please?

Anonymous said...

The tard probably made more money this year at Jack in the Box

no fat chicks said...

hey, 12:23

Sorry no one wants to fuck you or take you out and you are on this at night.

You run out of tasty kakes?

Anonymous said...

Sullivan & cromwell has crooks for staff attorneys OMG How many bad qualities can these loser possess OMG

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:29. I was just with you father

Corky said...

I am working drive thru shift!
And I have a girlfriend!

Can I have more apple juice?

Anonymous said...

hey 12:31,
great, did you get a check? Cuz he broke too.

He fuck you like your dad used to before you got fat,?

sounds famialar said...

yeah, that's it baby that's how your mom used to fuck me.

Anonymous said...

What a very immature group this past hours has drawn.

Anonymous said...

hey 12:31,

Where'd you go? My dad take you up on that third blowjobs?

Anonymous said...

12:41 you are a loser. who are you talking to?

I fuck your mom said...

hey 12:41,

If your mom was here to fuck me instead of out sucking dick for crack again becusr I can't buy her none I'd be more mature.

Sorry I'd be fucking mature.

I love when your mom
let's me pin her legs up over my sholuders.

Anonymous said...

LOSER......must be one of those S&C analyst, again!

Anonymous said...

Oh look theyre mad now theres gonna be backlash in the basement on us today!!

Lil pad thai and Tracy "the hammer" Whoredan are gonna bust our nutz!! Theyre going to bang down on us with all the ferocity their two 4th tier degrees and pent up sexual tension can muster! Theyre going to spit hot fire and I'm not talking about regurgitating the garbage from the cafateria!

We are soooo sorry dont abuse us more than normal please hammer dont hurt us!

Anonymous said...

The S&C Staff Attorney position can be a sweet gig with tons of hours, lots of OT, much of it billed while while sleeping, socializing and fucking. But you need to do the following: [and most people with even an iota of intelligence, pride and substantive schooling find difficult to do:
1. Suck lowlife Gary and Fig's dick.
2. Work with ghettos like Big Mamma and pretentious [and not so smart]fucks like Anus and Gaylard.
3. Take daily sodimization from 23 year old associates while you are 45!!

These jobs are mostly for sad middle-aged people who have given up on life and law and are depressed and just want to hide out and make an easy buck doing not much. Happy to be glorified paralegals and don't really want to or can prractice law. It's an easy way out - monkey work. Most people with personality and real talent and a desire to contribute something substantial to this world can never fit into these positions.

Anonymous said...

Ad on Craiglist:

"We are seeking paralegals for a hard copy review project starting ASAP. Must be comfortable working in a warehouse environment. "

Wow they are actually providing a roof over our heads!!! We don't actually have to work on the docks???Massaa????

Guido Rama said...

9:37. "These are the type of "careers" that the law school brochures don't tell you about. Some creepy guy in Brooklyn opening the door in his underwear and offering you $20 an hour."

So true, so true. Although I wouldn't mind some broad opening the door in her underwear.

Anonymous said...

Any good excuses for getting out of lame project. I signed up for a $15/hour gig a week ago thinking it would be good to get out of the house. But my time at home would have been better -- applying for better jobs, boning up on the law, setting up my website. This gig is a total waste. Not only am I not making any money, I am surrounded by unmotivated and chatty ghettos and losing all intellectual capacity and desire to do better. Any suggestions on how to get out without offending agency??? Or will they be offended eithey way?

Anonymous said...

I worked at S&C on many projects and had three or four great Lit Analysts to work with such as 'N', 'M', 'C'& 'T'. They were very proferssional and easy going. I must say, that it was some of the doc reviewers I found odd. YOu had a few "lifer" temps and other socially inept people who could never get real jobs so they land and stay in doc review land. BTW, who the heck are 'alex gaylard', 'tracy whoredan' and'big mamma'? are these people paralegals or lit analysts?

Anonymous said...

Yes, there are a handful of decent staff attorneys. But many are 100% ghetto and very mean and petty like Lucy and Big Mamma. Some temps can be weird - but I stay clear of them. Not all are socially inept or able to get a job - really, some are there because they are setting up their own business, freelancing, or pusuing some other passion. I tend to find these temps and stick with them as they are interesting and motivated and stay the hell away from the weirdos and druggies and slackers.

Anonymous said...

I could NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER work with Big Mamma, Lucy K, Fig. or Valvina!! Any firm that hires shit like that - something is wrong. I like the associates, I like some of the staff attorneys, but I will commit some henious act if I had to work these whores and bitches. I need at least some CLASS and intellectual capacity to survive. Working with these cunts is like living in the hood!!! Paranoid, watching your back, getting yelled at, asked to pick up their shit, get creepy toxic looks - NO WAY, MAN. I did not bust my ass at a good law school to take shit from these shits --

Anonymous said...

10:20 Who are N, M, C and T. Names please....

Anonymous said...

This Eli cat wants to know everything -- tell us something about your lousy practice man and why WE should spend hours writing up essays to apply.

What a fucking loser!!

Anonymous said...

9:04

Gaylord or whatever is some loser staff attorney in the basement of S&C. In comparison to the other staff attorneys and most of the temps, he's less of a degenerant. He looks normal, doesn't act completely ghetto, or say stupid things. So he bonks the occasional temp (at least that's the rumor). However, if you met him outside of the S&C basement, you'd think he was a joke of an attorney.

He's sort of like a manager at the GAP, Bananna Repulic, TGI Friday's, etc. He can bonk some of the babes that are too stupid to find a real job, but outside of that enviornment nobody takes him seriously.

One other thing, if you're not an aspiring permatemp, a staff attorney job sucks. You get no real experience and have no chance of moving upwards. The staff attorneys are hardly on partner track at S&C.

Anonymous said...

Normally I think of myself as a decent democrat, but if there was ever a Townhall Meeting on working at S&C with the ghetto staff, I would BUST out like those crazy Republicans - and hoot and holler. stomp and scream and rip out may hair ...
yep, that would be one time I would lose it...
The treatment they mete out to perfectly decent people is unconscionable.

Anonymous said...

10:40 said on Gaylard "He's sort of like a manager at the GAP, Bananna Repulic, TGI Friday's, etc. He can bonk some of the babes that are too stupid to find a real job, but outside of that enviornment nobody takes him seriously. "

I don't know who writes these occasional gems!! But that's why I come to this blog -- some of the stuff here is way funnier than on other blogs. Priceless - and has really made me laugh through these hard times!! Whoever it is, thank you and consider writing a book on temping -- we will all contribute!!

Anonymous said...

concerns about s&c pigs like anus, ehi, etc?

Email aquinom@sullcrom.com

Help
yourself

Anonymous said...

10:19,

Where is the $15 hour gig and is it doc review?


If

fucked your mom said...

that donut came off my dick

sullcrom said...

Ehi,

You are a fat fucking retard.

Have someone read this to you you fucking piece of shit.


And fuck you innis, u scamming faggot prick, go gay up in the fucking shower with some queer. You bang Asian pussy to cover being a fag and can't handle a woman, order the look and feel of something that resembles a boy

Anonymous said...

I'd take being a paralegal making 90k @ a large firm over being an unemployed temp doc reviewer any day.I'd take being a paralegal making 90k @ a large firm over being an unemployed temp doc reviewer any day.I'd take being a paralegal making 90k @ a large firm over being an unemployed temp doc reviewer any day.I'd take being a paralegal making 90k @ a large firm over being an unemployed temp doc reviewer any day.I'd take being a paralegal making 90k @ a large firm over being an unemployed temp doc reviewer any day.I'd take being a paralegal making 90k @ a large firm over being an unemployed temp doc reviewer any day.

Nigerian Corky said...

You the retard mr. American Lawyer.

Anonymous said...

I am insane. I want to shit on the document review floor today.

Suck my dick

Anonymous said...

Did I tell you about the time Temp Randy Hippo [friend of Update and staff attorney Robert] at S&C tried to feel my ass.

I was like look you slimy fat 300 pound gorrila - I did not go to Michigan and work out at NYSC everyday to get fingered by sub-human pigs like you. THE NERVE of these ghetto monsters - and their friends at agencies and staffers protect them....

Randy Hippo was big but lardish and I could have knocked him out with a few swift blows to his saggy nuts - but I feel life has something better in store for me than fighting with ghetto scum!!! I hope so.....

Anonymous said...

Lucy Koward looks like a cannibal - she has a freaky crazy look about her - like those sunken reedy night people that go through people's garbage past midnight.

She graduated from some Norman Fucking Manlly school in some Third world shit hole and she gets a lit paralegal position while it is denied to many others with superior credentials. How long and hard did she suck Fig's dick????

Anonymous said...

12;13 said "if this is alex, you'll need to use a poppette sized donut. Even that might be too big... try a lifesaver"


Ha, ha, ha, ha-- this is funny. A lifesaver is TOO BIG for Tiny Tim's dick, though.

Anonymous said...

My dear children

I am sorry to have left you all for sometime. I went on vacation first to the Holy City to pay homage to the Papal Father. It was an enlightening experience but also kind of a bore.

Next I went to St. Bart's and had a lovely Frensh vacation with Sister Marie Agnes and others. Some of the sights I saw made me have second thoughts about continuing as a priest.

Nevertheless. I shook them off and returned home to renew my vows. I am sorry to see things at S&C are the same.

These people do not sound like honorable gentlemen and ladies. I would advise the people to stay clear of such rubbish and garbage that will ruin many a decent mind and soul. This is a two-bit life, with a two-bit cast of characters and I have a feeling many of you are meant for better things in life than serving with basement hellboys and wenches.

God Bless you all and continue to have faith in these troubled times.

Father Eamon

Anonymous said...

Father Eamon, Praise HIS Light! you are the great revealer thank you for your honesty, the Gods look down upon you with great favor, he who is most revered you wield your staff of justice with power and mercy your fortitude will allow us to persevere..BLESSED BE..SALAs/temp doc reviewers unite as one mass of mindless lemmings and jump off the nearest cliff YE are not worth of life..he has spoken

Anonymous said...

solve your lit analyst troubles,

Email aquinom@sullcrom.com
your concerns!

Very helpful, and the more noise make the swifter the justice!


Fuck you ehi

Anonymous said...

Whose e-mail is this???

Anonymous said...

What is it with these scrawy lit analaysts running around in their grimy gym clothes?? They are not so hot that we want to see their bony druggy asses in 99 cent shorts and a Fruit -of-the-Loom wife-beater. Take a hike motherfuckers - nobody wants to look at your ghetto ass.

If you were all that gung-ho and motivated would you not be an actual lawyer???? than a peon???

Anonymous said...

WHO is trying to bring down Tom the Temp -- trust me if they do, these voices will move elsewhere.

I am not a lawyer but I have seen the way they are treated LIKE THIRD-WORLD SWEATSHOP KIDS WITH THREE FINGERS!!!

This is abominable!! If officers of the law cannot be held some esteem and treated with some dignity what hope is there for the rest of us?

As for the argument that all temps are crazy -- you FUCKING VERY WELL know they are NOT!!!! ASSHOLES!!!

Anonymous said...

10:40 said "The staff attorneys are hardly on partner track at S&C."

Then why do they act like they are?

Anonymous said...

This e-mail address is for "Mighty". She is a total wench - and can be quite nasty. I once told her I had brought her a binder and she chewed my head off!! Why send e-mails to her? Is she managing a project??

Suicidal Temp said...

I am thinking of moving to Home Depot from Starbucks. Although one chick who worked there had an AC fall on her head. Yikes ...although if it fell properly it could work in my favor.

Anonymous said...

64. Executed one sweet revenge. Banged hard and heavy on noisy cunt neighbor's ceiling after her mini-trolls ran all over the place.

Now hiding from the law 'cause she called the cops. What a cunt, I put up with this shit for a year and the cops are called on ME????

65. Time to plot another sweet revenge.

Anonymous said...

10:59 It is a paralegal review. Very simple - like looking for certain names manually - and in a warehouse in Brooklyn. No computers - nothing. Just you and bunch of idiot paras. Pay is only $15/hour Are you interested?? If you have no unemployment benefits you might be.

Anonymous said...

You know what's hilarious? SALAs @ S&C not being able to use the gym there, it's reserved for partners & associates!! separate & unequal, gots to love it..sadness..& Trust me most of those SALAs needs to be working out..stretch marks, cellulite, bad dirty weaves and biscuits..SUCIO!You know what's hilarious? SALAs @ S&C not being able to use the gym there, it's reserved for partners & associates!! separate & unequal, gots to love it..sadness..& Trust me most of those SALAs needs to be working out..stretch marks, cellulite, bad dirty weaves and biscuits..SUCIO!You know what's hilarious? SALAs @ S&C not being able to use the gym there, it's reserved for partners & associates!! separate & unequal, gots to love it..sadness..& Trust me most of those SALAs needs to be working out..stretch marks, cellulite, bad dirty weaves and biscuits..SUCIO!

Anonymous said...

Law school also does not tell you abou the ghettos you will have to deal with.

You go in to learn noble ideals and come out having to work with people from the hood.

If I had know that I would have never wasted the money and just stuck to my high school job at Mickey D's. Oft. working in law firms on the staff level, the atmosphere is the same.

Anonymous said...

10:43 AM

S&C inspried me to get a regular job. So I haven't been temping long enough to write a book. However, someone should write one, or better yet a class action law suit naming those deviants in the basement. Tracy and that Asian guy are a lawsuit waiting to happen.

2:11

They act that way, hmmm, let's see . . . I know, Because they're stupid.

Anonymous said...

If only the partners @ S&C knew how ghetto the staff level is..oh i know why..they keep the trash in the basement and use separate elevators..god bless apartheid!

Anonymous said...

To be fair, S&C is not the only crazy place. Many law firms are the same at the staff level. I worked at Fitzpatrick for a while and it was also a circus. The crazy case manager Eric yelled at us for everything - just because he was losing his hair and couldn't get laid. The paras they hired on the case to help us totally ghetto - there was one decent educated chick but she ran away because she couldn't take all this anymore this. The paralegal manager Lisa was too busy getting a boob job and finding football players she could fuck and gossiping with large black lardish paras about other paras and temps. It was quite awful and hood. The attorneys were nice and decent but unfortunately I did not get to see them much b/c they saw themselves as on a higher plane.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if there are any upcoming doc review projects going on at S&C?

CoRKy said...

document review attorneys are retardeds

Help yourself said...

problem with an analyst email
aquinom@sullcrom.com

Bring justice, make some noise.

And fuck you innis!

ehi's a bitch said...

ehi is a dumb fuvkin dickheads.

Fuck you ehi! You a little bitch and I net you used to get fucked like one you bitch

Anonymous said...

S&c is a shit hole disgrace for lettingbthis go on.
disgusting.

And innis is a fucking scammer

Fuck you lit analysts, you are all retards and fucked in the head.
You have jobs and are so fucked in the head.

At least I have chronic unemployment to blame my mental illness on, as well as lack of health care. But you people are employed and still crazy and fucked in the head. I hate you and fuck with you. And a long hot steamy piss on wendy at update!

Go fucking jump in front of a bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I really get a kick out of how BigLaw glorifies the bios of their pathetic staff attorneys.

At Wilmer Hale (NYC), most of these poor bastards have excellent academic credentials, but they all have bios that read:

so and so...

"has direct experience with large scale document review and responsiveness and privilege review"

"Prior to joining the firm, Mr. X was a contract attorney, where he reviewed documents relating to SEC requests, consumer class action lawsuits and Department of Justice Second Requests."

Should read "so and so couldn't find a job so he or she worked as a contract attorney staring at a computer screen, surfing the internet for 12 hours, and occasionally clicked a box that said responsive because the securities matter he or she was working on contained some emails which referenced the word "securities."

Talk about putting a spin on something...

Anonymous said...

6:03 - yeah, the clients would really love to read such a description when they are paying the firm millions of dollars in legal fees. btw, half the associate and partner descriptions are also grossly exaggerated. It's called marketing yourself, which is probably why these people have jobs at Wilmer Hale while you are sitting on your ass at home unemployed.

Anonymous said...

Your missing the point, the partner and associate bios aren't spun because THEY HAD REAL FUCKING JOBS before Wilmer Hale!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

They had real jobs?

Doing what? Half of biglaw originated from biglaw.

I don't quite grasp your point.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has is that Better Coder is on a doc review gig in London getting paid 75 British Sterling Pounds an hour, attending Manchester United games and banging one of the Spice Girls. I wish I were Better Coder.

Anonymous said...

The American Lawyer has updated its list of AmLaw 200 law firms by percentage layoffs since January, 2008. More than 3,067 attorney jobs have been cut, or 2.75%.
Here are the top five, as of today:
Cadwalader Wickersham & Taft: 36.3%
Dechert LLP: 14.6%
Orrick Herrington & Sutcliffe: 14.3%
McKee Nelson: 13.3%
White & Case: 13.0%

Anonymous said...

Can anyone recommend a good tenant-landlord lawyer - or is there anyone of this board who does that kind of work?

Anonymous said...

Fuck you ehi! You a little bitch and I net you used to get fucked like one you bitch

5:20 PM

Outside his possible brain, there is NOTIHNG LITTLE about that massive WAD of useless scamming shit, EHI

Anonymous said...

David Braff, Yvonne Quinn, Daivd Tulchin, Rodg Cohen, John Warden, and all the other partners should know the truth abouth the BILL PADDING by the litigation analysts Enis Dawn Lucia Ehi Alex Mark Mark Clovis Camille Dona (the old crankie pants) and Tracy and Tracy..... look at the numbers, and ALL the triple timing while they sleep after midnight!!!!!!!! Wake up Sullivan & Cromwell Wake up befor eth eclients Goldmann Sachs, Barclays and UBS have to wake you up with a MEGA embarrassing audit. First thing you NEED TO DO is fire Gary Parchment who has allowed all this to go on, has been known tp receive kickbacks WAKE UP SULLIVAN & CROMWELL, LLP are you really going to continue to allow these low lives to embarrass your prestigeous firm, SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and they are the worst for treating temps, I SHOULD KNOW!!!!! Ms Dawn who has been there for over a decade pretends to be good to temps, for food returns, of course, by saying "Slow down, don't work your way out of job" And, oh, let's do an ALL NIGHTER" while the temp woprks hard, and that woman SLEEPS!

Anonymous said...

Goldman doesn't care. They have a feeder pipe right into the treasury. Big Mamma is the most expensive welfare queen in US history.

Anonymous said...

The partners know how ghetto it is at the staff level. They hired most of the permenant people before the recession and there wasn't that much to chose from. Also, they're probably smart enough to put the worst of the worst down in the basement where they belong. That way there's no way they'll accidently run across a client and do something stupid.

chuckie said...

I want to invite the s&c analsyts to a happy hour and poison the drinks.


I want lock them a room and go oj on them

Anonymous said...

Temping sucks get out now while you can..S&C just folded..always was a shitty law firm..we all die alone..Temping sucks get out now while you can..S&C just folded..always was a shitty law firm..we all die alone..Temping sucks get out now while you can..S&C just folded..always was a shitty law firm..we all die alone..Temping sucks get out now while you can..S&C just folded..always was a shitty law firm..we all die alone..Temping sucks get out now while you can..S&C just folded..always was a shitty law firm..we all die alone..

Anonymous said...

Alex GayLLArd is cheating ALL Sullivan Client with BLL PADDING, his wife with MEGA infidelity, and all his little insecure temp victims as well as the EDC NiKKI SICK wwwwwwwwhat a MAJOR major JACKASS SOB

Anonymous said...

Gary did major bill padding with his GIANT ASS side kick, the DOgly Jenny Rebecca who is now head of the electronic discovery department WHAT a LAUGH!!!! Why would he fix Analyst BILL PADDING when not only was he a MAJOR culprit, and some of the OLD anaylst remember, BUT he aslo CONDONES and ENCOURAGES it BIGTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma is a ugly scary woman who needs to answer to the PATNERS of S&C for all her lying and cheating and BILL PADDING!!!!!! Fat bitch, you need to sell of you assets that you always brag about that have been acquired through the wallets of S&C clients! Give it up, Phony fat woman

Anonymous said...

so which slimy Indian LPO crazy is writing all this stuff about S+C? It is the most unhinged pile of garbage I have seen in a long time.

Whoever you are, you are indeed mentally ill.

Anonymous said...

Some of it is true and I ain't no LPO, brother.

Yes, many staffers bill while they sleep past midnight on wonderbox pads. I have seen it myself for many years.

Anonymous said...

My friend Nancy was an Ivy League scholar who was turned down by S&C's Fig. as a staffer although she was a very decent, smart, hard-working gal. But he hired all this other ghetto garbage.

Nancy did not suck his dick and she did give a little attitude after he started acting like the Pope in the interview. The Pope of Jamaica, maaaaan, is more like it.

Qualifications are second to sucking dick to get hired at this place at the lowly staff level.

Anonymous said...

That stupid Nancy, she should have just applied for an associate position and interviewed with a classier dude.

Anonymous said...

I love my job as a Union construction worker..$35/hour plus overtime..40-60 hours a week and all i have is my GED, man life is great, im at the beach every weekend and already own my home at the tender age of 29..YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!! EHI CAN LICK MY HAIRY HOLE!I love my job as a Union construction worker..$35/hour plus overtime..40-60 hours a week and all i have is my GED, man life is great, im at the beach every weekend and already own my home at the tender age of 29..YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!! EHI CAN LICK MY HAIRY HOLE!I love my job as a Union construction worker..$35/hour plus overtime..40-60 hours a week and all i have is my GED, man life is great, im at the beach every weekend and already own my home at the tender age of 29..YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!! EHI CAN LICK MY HAIRY HOLE!I love my job as a Union construction worker..$35/hour plus overtime..40-60 hours a week and all i have is my GED, man life is great, im at the beach every weekend and already own my home at the tender age of 29..YOU PEOPLE SUCK!!! EHI CAN LICK MY HAIRY HOLE!

Anonymous said...

10:22 what the fuck are you doing up this late if you have a union construction job? You should be in bed sleeping. And what trade are you in that you are making $35 an hour??? I think a smell a troll.

Anonymous said...

"My friend Nancy was an Ivy League scholar who was turned down by S&C's Fig. as a staffer although she was a very decent, smart, hard-working gal. But he hired all this other ghetto garbage. "

No shit. They know she'll quit as soon as something better comes along. The HR staff at S&C aren't complete idiots.

That staff attorney job sucks. 100K or so, but you have to work 6 days a week and sit in a basement with a bunch of weirdos. Also, you don't get any real experience and basically kill your career. No small or mid-sized firm in their right mind whould hire anyone that's a permatemp (staffer), and their credentials (4th tier school) aren't going to get them a biglaw job. Hell, the foreign language temps make more than the "experienced" staffers do.

Anonymous said...

The fact is, nothing will be done about this litle group of dishonest, padding, working until 3am every morning, loser S&C staff attorneys. The system benefits the firm and earns huge returns for the partners. Thats why these people are still there and not fired like at Skadden. S&C needs to purge the trash thats for sure but the system works for them.

Anonymous said...

Lucky for Nancy... From what I hear, you only make $$$ if you sleep over and DO NOTHING almost ALL of the LOSER senior ANALYSTS do. The real workers are NOT called SENIOR, and do NOT PAD BILLS like Big Fuckin' MAMMA LUCY KOWARD CLOVESTER and Alex Gaylard. Though, there is an exception to the lesser paid though better workers who too is a mega cheating PIECE of SHIT ENNNIS And the Mammoth Mean UGLY weave sporting bitch who sucks up to BIG Mamma to NO END, Camillian Remember her, that mean bitch ay 55 Broad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

S&C will purge them sooner or later. They're all fairly young and at the start (and end) of their legal careers. No one could put up with that job for more than 5 years and there's no where to go. YThey can't move up, they can't lateral (no substanative experience), and they can't solo (again no real experience).

Moreover, if they make one associate mad, they're out the door. No one cares if a staffer worked there 7 years if they ticked off a 1st year associate. The 1st year wins and the staffer is thrown out with the garbage.

There's also no one that holds the staffer job for a long period of time. That should tell you something. No one on the S&C dungeon crew has been there over 5 years.

Anonymous said...

11:55 you are sooooooooooooooo misinformed Big Fucking MAMMA and Lucy LOSER Koward have been there for over 10 yrs. Clovester Fagatoid and Alex Cheatathon have been there for over 5 yrs. Gary the THUG Parchment and Mr Figaro have also been there for a scary amount of time DEAR GOD< make them STOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

WE SHOULD TELL ABOVE THE LAW WHAT S&C ALLOW TO GO ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS FIRM IS A MEGA BILL PADDING MACHINE AND SHOULD BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The firm is fine, it just has a SICK Litigation analyst department because Figs and ParchASS are corrupt Jamaiccan and they allow Corrupts like Isand monster BIG ASS MEAN MAMMA and that Albanian THUG WANNA BE loser ANUS AKA BORAT

Anonymous said...

Yes, the firm is pretty decent but the staff level- and Fig the Pig eeeeeeewwwwwww. I could not stand that ugly conehead monster. S&C really should have hired a classier guy. I saw Fig check out a poor paralegel's ass and boobs in the elevator like a common street thug in the hood. Before that I used to think he gets bad rap for being Jamaican but after seeing his creepy looks I became convinced there was something truly sleazy about him. Not all the facials and bright shirts can cover his true colors.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...I'm gonna let it shine...

Anonymous said...

I have not laughed this hard in a long time -- all this S&C rantings are bringing back memories of loser days surrounded by weirdos in the basement.

And Clovester has been there much more than FIVE years. Wonderbox dweller...they should use his unchanged underpants as weapons of mass destruction!!!

waiting to strike said...

I hate fucking ehi camile and anus innis.

Fucking piss on them first chance I get.
I'd love to see anarchy in the streets so I could zero them out.

If there is ever another disaster I am heading down to s&c and adding them to the victims list.

Chaos is opportunity.

Anonymous said...

9:37. "These are the type of "careers" that the law school brochures don't tell you about. Some creepy guy in Brooklyn opening the door in his underwear and offering you $20 an hour."

At least he's WEARING underwear!! I wouldn't be surprised if one opened the door with his dong in hand.

I once worked for a louse who made me feel his arm muscles. I was so taken aback, I didn't know what to do so I had to poke a finger in his sleazy deltoid....GROSSOLA. I still have nightmares and that is why I am up!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

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There used to be a hot gay staff attorney by the name of Ian - what happened to him. He was one sizzling motherfucker - although sometimes he walked like his pants were on fire...well, something was on fire, fiiiiiiiiirrrrreeee

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It's a joke. They are all in it, sucking each other's cock - that's why no one is doing anything. I bet by now they have all fucked each other, had each other's mutant babies, and are just one big happy incestuous family. Gross from the real world standpoint - but I am sure they are happy as pigs in a sty - wallowing in their shit and filth..uuuuuuuugggggh. I am so glad I left - I am poorer but purer. It was too toxic down there.....

Anonymous said...

Ian McClaine was a faggot SALA who was fired from S&C for watching porn at work, yep folks they only hire the best..can wait till a client shows up unannounced one day and sees firsthand all the trash that is billing so much..me so dark..darkie darkie darkie nappy hair

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Anonymous said...

I've always wondered why the output of my doc reviews was so bloody poor. At first, I blamed myself. Then I blamed the juniors. Then I blamed the analysts. But, aha, now I see the fundamental problem: on the less than empirical basis of this esteemed blog, temps are apparently disinterested dipshits. Babbling, mentally deficient idiots, more interested in Alex Gallard's lovelife (or lack thereof) and vomiting up racist and/or homophobic nonsense about other analysts than actually trying to do their job.

Word of advice, people: pay attention to what a responsive document is, and try to understand what constitutes a privileged document, and maybe, just maybe, we won't have Alex shitcan you.

Anonymous said...

10:44PM sadly you're misinformed..most Union construction jobs in NYC pay $30+/hour + Overtime and have great benefits, I bet you know nothing of your own industry either are you an unemployed temp doc reviewer/highlighter..Fuck off cunt10:44PM sadly you're misinformed..most Union construction jobs in NYC pay $30+/hour + Overtime and have great benefits, I bet you know nothing of your own industry either are you an unemployed temp doc reviewer/highlighter..Fuck off cunt10:44PM sadly you're misinformed..most Union construction jobs in NYC pay $30+/hour + Overtime and have great benefits, I bet you know nothing of your own industry either are you an unemployed temp doc reviewer/highlighter..Fuck off cunt

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Anonymous said...

Let'se see a picture of Lisa and her buck teeth...

Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCK--I am soooooooooo glad I left S&C. Looking back now, working with decent people, and having a real life I look back and puuuuuuuuuuke on all those sitting in unchanged underwear for 20 hours straight coding or whatever, inhaling basement air with the roaches, looking at each other's ugly faces and having only retards to talk to -- and shunned by the real lawyers ......yiiiiiiiiiikes

Adios basement boys and wenches - try to take a shower.....

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