Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Lexolution's Southern Sweatshop



Lexolution is using a legal loophole to exploit desperate, unemployed legal workers, carrying enormous student loan debt and attempting to make a living somehow, because Lexolution DOES NOT PAY OVERTIME TO ITS WORKERS IN VIRGINIA and may not in DC – this is EXPLOITATION AT BEST AND ALL FIRMS DOING BUSINESS WITH THIS COMPANY UNDER THESE CONDITIONS SHOULD BE EXPOSED AND BOYCOTTED by their clients. Any firms outsourcing to foreign workers abroad should also be boycotted because they are taking legitimate jobs away from Americans. The laws allowing this continued exploitation must be changed immediately. PASS THE WORD.

In the heart of the confederacy and the slave capitol, you will be low balled and paid less than in the DC market always. You will never get $35 - $40 an hour, plus overtime down here.

To be avoided at all costs LeClair Ryan in Richmond, VA unless you are truly, truly desperate and can endure slave-like working conditions. Some allegedly brilliant, clueless idiot thinks people are more productive working 10 – 12 hour days if they are not allowed to talk, have no access to their cell phones (to view, answer or make any calls), and are limited to a 30 minute, unpaid lunch break in which to conduct any of their own personal affairs and eat a lunch when they are working through the regular business hours of all legitimate companies and businesses. If you are off the computer for more than a six-minute interval you are required to bill it administrative time, so if by law you are entitled to a fifteen (15) minute break for every four (4) hours you work (IN ADDITION TO YOUR 30-MINUTE LUNCH), how does that equate to being legal??? Furthermore, their database and computer systems are a complete disaster because they never seemed to work properly causing workers to do the same work over and over, or be aware of the latest changes (occurring every 5 minutes it seemed and if you happened to be out of the room at that moment, you were out of luck and doing the document review incorrectly and ever so slowly).

They have so many petty, juvenile rules you feel like you are back in elementary school where the teacher is watching over you every minute and admonishing you for the least infraction, like eating a non-candy item while sitting at your computer. There is no parking provided in the downtown area and you are strictly forbidden from entering certain areas of their offices (as if anyone wanted to go anywhere, but home once they arrived at this office). Their total disregard for the intelligence and professionalism of contract attorneys working there was made evident by the fact that they announced at the end of the work day when many attorneys had already left for the day that they would not begin working until 9:00am the next day, instead of the regular 7:00am starting time, so anyone coming two hours early (and many people did) they would not be paid and were forced to wait around without pay for two hours. Note that the firm did apologize for failing to notify Lexolution to call their people and inform them of the change in starting time --- great consolation to people who lost money, sleep and were enormously inconvenienced by that oversight!!! But that wasn’t the final icing on this cake folks, after being assured that all of the contract attorneys would be coming back to work the following day by a LeClair employee and relying to their detriment on that assurance, Lexolution emailed most people the very same evening and instructed them not to return to LeClair, to mail in their security card and that they would make arrangements to meet us to get any items we may have left at LeClair.

104 comments:

Anonymous said...

They have their tentacles spread around the entire nation.

Anonymous said...

I take your word for what is happening in VA - I haven't been there personally - but unless you know something the rest of us don't, there is no obligation to pay lawyers OT or grant breaks - we are exempt from the FLSA - it is tempting to think that contract attorneys are covered because we're paid by the hour - but we're still out of luck - I know people have been talking about this for years but until the Department of Labor says otherwise, we're out of luck

Anonymous said...

So the questions remain..why are you still temping under this "horrible" conditions?
# 2 why didn't you go to a top 20 law school? you would have been able to avoid this hassle..LOL..loser, enjoy the morbid work conditions you allowed yourself to get into

Anonymous said...

This is not Honduras MOTHERFUCKER. Why is the U.S. doing false advertising about human and worker rights, and democracy and sunshine when it is treated BARRED attorneys as SWEATSHOP KIDS???????

Even if you temp you should not be treated like this. Even janitors are not treated this badyly ASSHOLE!!!!

sweet justice said...

I hope all the bitches at update that yanked me around on jobs get ass cancer and die painfully!!!!!


And fuck you you dumb piece of shit cow christie julien at update!!!!!

And fuck that retard Ehi! Bitch

Anonymous said...

These violations of state labor laws will continue unless someone drops a dime. As a Lex blacklistee, I can tell you that I had a discussion with Scott Krowitz about legally mandated breaks several years ago, and he was all "What? That's news to me". Bullshit.

No one over the age of 18 should be treated the way contract attorneys are treated. Someone should pitch this story to the mainstream media, because nothing will ever change unless and until there's a major hue and cry.

hope they die said...

ehi and innis ska anus,


Go fucking die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Fuck you you fucks!

Anonymous said...

hey, you get what you pay for...third tier law school=misery for life...oh happy days...oh happy days...la di dee la la...time for my McCafe break..click..click ...click..sip sip

Anonymous said...

I hope ehi gets his little dick chopped off at the deli.

Fuck you ehi and your family.

And anus,

I hope they deport you and you get shankef by some croatian,


Fuck
you fuck you

Anonymous said...

I hope update girls get pussy cancer!!!!!
fuck them and their families!!!!
hey wendy,

Fuck you you piece of shit nigger

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Anonymous said...

Scott Krowitz is a scum bag. Confiding in him was a big mistake. He acts all chummy with you as if you are his best friend, but will blacklist you the minute you get in between him and the almighty dollar.

Anonymous said...

At LeClair they give us pop quizzes on the review materials and priv names! And they don't tell us how we did!

I love this place!

We have a guy come around and ask "Is everything all right?" even when we are talking about the case we are working on!

Anonymous said...

California has some of the most stingent overtime laws in the country. It will be interesting to see how Nora Moo Moo tries to get around them.

die update bitches said...

fuck you update!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Die!!!!!!!!! You pieces of shit!

Anonymous said...

LeClairRyan acquired WrightRobinson over a year ago and the place has gone steadily downhill since. It's a wonder this place is still ongoing.

They have no idea how to treat professional and hardworking loyal people, it's a shame.

Anonymous said...

ROFL. Just did a google search for Lexolution. First entry mentioned that Lexolution was a provider of "distinguished" contract legal staffing. Second entry brands them as a chicken coop.

Anonymous said...

Not that a little negative publicity hurts them. Some of these firms are probably attracted to the fact that they offer cheap chicken coop work facilities.

Anonymous said...

It does not sound like bad pay for Richmond.

Once many years ago I had a summer job where I had only one 30-minute lunch break and could not leave the premises all day, but it was in a restaurant kitchen, so food was provided. I went home sore every day.

Lifer said...

Alex GayLLard is a bad lay. Clicked myself another few hundred $. How my ass taste, noobs?

Anonymous said...

Hudson Legal is currently staffing the following project:

Start date: ASAP

Location: Midtown, Manhattan

Hours: Part-time position: Appromixately 20 hours per week, but could be somewhat more or less depending on work flow.

Rate: Commensurate with experience

Requirements: Native Spanish-speaking attorney with an LLM degree from a US law school. Successful candidates will possess experience in litigation and international arbitration.

If interested, please email your most current resume to LEGALJOBS@HUDSON.COM immediately.

In the Subject Line, please reference SPANISH PROJECT.

Guido Rama said...

Big Mamma once tried to fondle me. It was awful. Not for all the money in the world would I let that whale come near my nuts.

Anonymous said...

The legal temping world in a massive recession and with the increases in attorney outsourcing is like the Titanic an hour after it hit the iceberg, and you people are complaining that the brass is not shiny enough for you.

Seriously. Exit strategy.

Or in two years you'll look back and smile at the quaint times when your biggest problems were no-overtime and staff attorneys micromanaging you to prevent you from surfing the internet and watching movies all day long. (Which, let's be honest, you do.)

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Anonymous said...

It's almost impossible to get a regular, low-paying job if you have any kind of degree. You won't be hired as a cashier or a busboy at McDonald's or a 7-11 clerk because you'll be considered "overqualified."

Anonymous said...

Hell I am not even hired as a temp with my Ivy degree - forget Mickey D's. But I could always make up a new resume for those fuckers

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma's p^%$# is so big you could store all the Barclays documents in there - and there are millions!!

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know a good psychiatrist? All this unemployment and no food is makin' me craaaaaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyy!!!!!
Thank God for this blog and all the brilliantly funny people on iiiiittttttt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma shoves so much lard down her throat at all hours of the day and night that she is busy keeping many slop food establishments in lower manhattan open. She is a stimulus package for the crap food industry.

Anonymous said...

4:08 P.M.

Fuck off...may you die slowly and in great pain.

Anonymous said...

6:41 PM said

The legal temping world in a massive recession and with the increases in attorney outsourcing is like the Titanic an hour after it hit the iceberg, and you people are complaining that the brass is not shiny enough for you.

Seriously. Exit strategy.


Exit...to what?!

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Tom the Temp:
I urge you, sir, told hold a Townhall Meeting on Temping. Invite the recruiters, the LPOs, the staff attorneys and partners. I shall do all temps prouds -- You shall definitely see me at the forefront tearing my hair out, hooting and hollering and uttering inanities like those crazy healthcare protestors.

I don't feel that way about healthcare but I do about temping and the abominable way we are treated. It's time to shake things up .....

This shit has got to end!!!

Yours truly, Insane Temp

Anonymous said...

"She is a stimulus package for the crap food industry."

So true, so true. And her large late night craps also keep the toilet paper and air freshner industry afloat.

What a monstrosity.

Anonymous said...

Who is the current hot staff attorney at S&C? And how can I get a gig there to bone him????

Anonymous said...

Clovester is not hot but he has money. ....earned by sleeping night on Wonderbox pads and never leaving the office - so how can he spend???

Anonymous said...

Chill out wit the pussy cancer reference. That shit ain't nuttin to fuk wit

Recruiter said...

The client wants to kindly remind anyone billing over a 14 hour day to please change their underwear.

Thanks for all your hard work!

Anonymous said...

Where's my hero better coder?

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma need not squirrell her food, not that she really haves the willpower to do so, but, in any event, she can graze off her temps as she always has done in the past!!!! Long Live Big Mamma

Anonymous said...

ALEX GAYLLARD IS FUCKING SEVERAL TEMPS, AND A FEW PERMS TOO AT S&C Ask Nicole, the newly BOOBed ho in the electronic discovery dept

Anonymous said...

look you wanna stop this? Then don't work for them, if enough people refuse to work for them then they will have to pay better and treat you better. Second if they are in violation of the law in that state, call the relevant enforcement agency and be done with it already.

Anonymous said...

12:32 is GAY


If you have to suck the bullshit up ALL day, you ought to LET it ALL out at the nightime. If you have issue, dweebass, go to fairies.com, and leave the true diehard to TTT

Anonymous said...

There just are no hpt staffers at S&C, no hot associates for that matter. Occassionally, you get a hot temp, but FAGULLARD usually scares him or her away, unless she is the loser BUTTA insecure type as is Michele and Tina the IRANIAN WHORE IN THE basement of 125 Broad.......mega buttaRANIAN

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma needs to stop tramatizing temps at Sullivan, and go home once in a while and meet her children I am sure her husband will hate this change for then he might actually have to see her fat ugly beastly self, AND lose her midnight triple pay to boot! bad news for him if she were to turn right BAD NEWS

Anonymous said...

fuck lexolution, kim powe and hogan and hartson. this project was supposed to start a month ago, as of last friday they claimed it was starting this week. and of course this week, not a word. lying fucks.

Anonymous said...

"Requirements: Native Spanish-speaking attorney with an LLM degree from a US law school. "


Interesting now agencies are explicitly asking for LLM's, not JD's.

So much for the "value" of the J.D.

But I am a Juris Doctorate. A Doctor of Jurisprudence.

Anonymous said...

Town Hall!!!
Town Hall!!!
Town Hall!!!
Town Hall!!!
I want to abuse the industry with my rude rant and announce to the world that the partners are all crooks (as if we didn't know that already...!

Anonymous said...

12:32 dude, go to to the emergency room immediately and have a skilled medical team remove your head from its home up your ass.

Don't work for "them"??? Where the fuck we gonna work? Wal Mart? Yah, like we can make our student loan payments working at Wal Mart!

Earth to 12:32: there ain't no jobs out there for us. We be fucked.

Anonymous said...

yum, yum, yum. Cat looks and tastes like rabbit. yum yum yum. You cannot tell them apart. Feed Big Mama some marinated and delicately roasted delicious cat. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Construction worker, is that you? I bet you are the white power asshole too, right?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone worked at Pfizer?

Anonymous said...

Townhall Meeting!!!!
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Anonymous said...

For once I agree with BITCH Recruiter!!! Please staff attorneys change your underwear even if you sleep over -- are ya listening Clovester and others?????

Anonymous said...

I worked at a lexolution project at a different firm in Richmond for a little while before getting a permanent job. The pay was $25 and got cut to $23 near the end of the project but they paid 5 hours worth of overtime. They weren't great, but not bad either. Everyone on here is whiney and lucky doc review even pays what it does- it's brainless.

Anonymous said...

It's not brainless if you actually sit down and try to read the documents.

Anonymous said...

Instead of a stupid town hall meeting, everyone should keep a careful eye on the court reporter. Anytime there is a discovery fuck up, people should flood the court with accounts about how the firms don't give a crap about the case but are merely using recent grads, disbarred and foreign attorneys to pocket a few extra bucks.

Anonymous said...

No jobs, LPO's. Toxic assets still hidden on banks' books. Currency inflating. Fantasy land. Fucked, fucked, fucked.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Starbucks is hiring..some $ is better than none..or you can bag groceries @ C-Town for minimum wage..cant wait to wake up in the morning!!Hey, Starbucks is hiring..some $ is better than none..or you can bag groceries @ C-Town for minimum wage..cant wait to wake up in the morning!!Hey, Starbucks is hiring..some $ is better than none..or you can bag groceries @ C-Town for minimum wage..cant wait to wake up in the morning!!Hey, Starbucks is hiring..some $ is better than none..or you can bag groceries @ C-Town for minimum wage..cant wait to wake up in the morning!!

Recruiter said...

If anyone is fluent in the Midland Norwegian dialect of Gudbrandsal, please let me know. I have an exciting temporary opportunity in Central NJ that is paying $25 an hour and may include some overtime in the future.

Anonymous said...

Hey y'all Recruiter is back..uglier & cuntier than ever..holla!

Anonymous said...

The second wave of the economic crisis hasn't even hit yet. Expect it to arrive in 2011. Jobs continue to be offshored at an alarming rate, and the banks are hiding the impending tsunami through the use of creative Enron/Joan King accounting practices.

http://www.businessinsider.com
/henry-blodget-elizabeth-warren-we
-have-a-real-problem-coming-2009
-8

Anonymous said...

I would like to drop a hot cow turd on recruiter's head. That picture is fake. I bet she is a really ugly troll in real life - why else would she be so mean???

Guido Rama said...

I'd like to bang the toxicity out of Recruiter. Hate fuck this bitch.

Anonymous said...

Where is Better Coder??? He probably got fired for not changing his underwear and has been going through people's garbage at night!!!

Anonymous said...

Town Hall!!!
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Town Hall!!!

The Yuppie Attorney said...

This project will not last. It is like the Thanksgiving Turkey in the barn: no one names him or plays with him, no attachments.

They primary firm doesn't want any trust relationship with the Temps or the Headhunter firm. It could be the headhunter firm is really over billing the body count, and they are taking it out on the Temps. The Headhunter doesn't act professional so they will not treat the Attorneys as professionals.

Anonymous said...

Mr Yuppie
I saw your site. you must be in incredible shape. Are you single?

The Yuppie Attorney said...

Off topic: If any of you received your ABA letter for membership just don't toss it. L4L at http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/
has stated just rip the application up and mail it back in the prepaid envelope. This would force the ABA eat the postage cost. Or you can include a note, in the prepaid envelope, with you feelings on the ABA's outsourcing decision.

Anonymous said...

Place quantity of dog shit into a zip lock bag. Place bag in padded envelope. Tape ABA postage paid return envelope onto padded envelop. Mail. Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Who is more of a MEGA-ugly BITCH, Ms. Whoredan or Ms. Valvina?

Anonymous said...

Better yet, send some dead cockroachers from the S&C hellhole to the ABA in their postage-paid envelope with a letter explaining where the insects come from and describing the working conditions and overbilling that goes on there and thanking them very much for their support.

Anonymous said...

Valvina is not a bad-looking chick - especially her torpedo boobs make up for anything she may lack -- but she has the nastiest, ugliest heart and soul. She stalks the hallways of S&C like a common street thug with hard bossy bullying look and legs akimbo - as though she were roaming the projects of South Bronx with her pit bull and not some refined, sophisticated, intellectual venue of an international law firm.

She must have really sucked Fig's dick to get that job!! I would not hire her to pick up my dog's shit.

Anonymous said...

Valvina is 100% ghetto. She cut up her boyfriends clothes in his gym bag just because he became intereted in her hotter, classier and more refined Indian girlfriend.

That is how she earned the moniker Valvina Scissorhands.

Anonymous said...

I am going to draw a picture in crayon of that big fucking monstrosity, spawn of the devil (Big Mamma) that their policies helped to create. A FAT, FAT, FAT, DISGUSTING, OVERBILLING PIECE OF WASTEFUL SHIT.

Anonymous said...

S&C is so ghetto..where do they find these ppl!!!! oh i know in the south Bronx and Flatbush BK HOLLA!

Anonymous said...

Tom the Temp has carried baton of neo-serfdom all these years. We thank him for his/her contributions. Sadly, this blog has degerated into a pile of morons gibbering about staffers on temp jobs that fired them years ago and silly poseur blogger like better burger.

Make way for attorney slaves 2.0! Bloggers like unperson and Skadden Farts are the new upgraded, attorney web bloggers.

Thanks again Tom.

Anonymous said...

"Hi, Recruiter!"

Anonymous said...

2:39 Shut the fuck up asshole. This blog is great about writing the shitty truth about you slimy and nasty motherfuckers that exploit perfectly decent and qualified people. And gross and yucky staff attorneys who are there not because of qualifications but because they offered their ass to be sodomized.

In any case, all the good people on this blog and een the morons thank Tom the Temp for letting us vent in all our rawness and candor and getting the truth, THE REAL TRUTH, which like the law firm and recruiters we work with it FULL OF SHIT.

So don't blame the content, blame the motherfuckers who run this industry asshole!!

Anonymous said...

It sounds like a Stephen King novel, Valvina Scissorhands. I can't believe a so called distinguished international law firm would allow such a crazed freak to run one of their projects.

Anonymous said...

3:16PM..gather you work @ S&C and/or live in da ghetto?..sadness..

Anonymous said...

3:39 You must know by now a lot of the crazed freaks at s&C are good at acting sweet in front of the powers that be and their true ghetto self in front of temps. Valvina is one of them. No one but the mousy temps know what she does in the late hours of a basement night. What about that crazy lady who made it to associate although she wielded a knife to a temp and threatened to "cut" her. She did that only to a temp but in front of everyuone else she was "power attorney". Things you see in the basement do not always make it to the penthouse floors of the firm

Anonymous said...

Yeah Scissorhands isnt that bad looking, and she takes care of her figure.

Now Whoredan on the other hand, looks liek a bad botox experiment with engorged cheeks and lips. Not to mention the ridiculous looking dyed yellow hair and illfitting straight from targ├Ęt wardrobe. Look at her from the side and she might pass for normal but dare to look her head on and you might expect a bark to come out of that dogface.

At the yellow/blonde hair seems like such a cry for help she's clearly lost her cultural identity in more than one way.

Anonymous said...

4:46 Do you have a picture of this crazy concoction? I'd love to see it.

Valvina has maintained her figure by jumping up and down on Fig's dick.

Anonymous said...

Also, I heard Valvina has slept with most of the minority [black and Hispanic] paras and staff attorneys. Oh and maybe some vendors.

Anonymous said...

The catch is that S&C can't get normal people for the litigation analysit position. It's a crummy job. Long hours, just touching 6 figures, dull work, and no possibility of advancement. And you're stuck in a basement with a bunch of weirdos.

No normal person will do it unless their desperate.

Anonymous said...

This Valvina Scissorhands chick sounds bat ass crazy. Cutting up her ex boyfriend's clothes. If I ever land a gig in that basement, I am going to make sure I bring along some mace.

beerguzzlingtemp said...

I had good luck with Lex. But, I am demand in the electronic discovery field.

blade of ass cancer said...

I hope allah blesses me so that I may bloody my blade upon the skin of Ehi, Anus and the bitches at update.

Oh and I hope christie Julian at update gets ass cancer in the pussy.

Fuck
you!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I wanna know more about the Iranian slut temp. Is she hot? How easy is she? Does she like to give blowjobs?

Details...

Anonymous said...

Most temps like to give blow jobs, it seems like - to Gaylard.

Wonder what magic he works - is there a pciture of this hot man???

Anonymous said...

hahaha That's hilarious about that fat creepellian witch loser BITCH FAT mean summo husband stealing WENTCH madam Whoredan. Mark you are so FUCKED* for having anything to do with this dirtster

Anonymous said...

Have everyone who was at 55 Broad gone stupid... Not only were ANUS and EHI the MASSIVE monster fucked up horrible people, but my friends, we mustn't forget that voodoo black magic mean scary ass BEAST who is a mega ugilthon, CAMIBITCH Man oh man, I still feel dirty having even had to have been in the same building as the meglaBITCH from HELL

Anonymous said...

11:40am post by Recruiter:
Your search for a Norwegian dialect-speaker is obviously racist. Instead of Anglo-Saxon Norwegians, you should be searching for deserving minority groups.
Rectify this immediately or I'll notify the authorities.

Anonymous said...

Woke up this morning to a princely sum in my bank account via direct deposit..ahhhhh the good life..great paying job w/ benefits..jealous??Woke up this morning to a princely sum in my bank account via direct deposit..ahhhhh the good life..great paying job w/ benefits..jealous??Woke up this morning to a princely sum in my bank account via direct deposit..ahhhhh the good life..great paying job w/ benefits..jealous??Woke up this morning to a princely sum in my bank account via direct deposit..ahhhhh the good life..great paying job w/ benefits..jealous??Woke up this morning to a princely sum in my bank account via direct deposit..ahhhhh the good life..great paying job w/ benefits..jealous??

Anonymous said...

You probably woke up in your torn underwear to scrounge a cup of coffee from the three beans you had left. Who are you kidding ??

Anonymous said...

Dear Peoples:

Is there any work going on???What's going on??? IS anyone working other than the dweeb who just posted????

Fired From Everywhere said...

What ever happened to the Temps in Philly in the MLB basement?

Anonymous said...

What'zzzzzzzzz going on??????

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I did go to Top 20 motherfucker!!

Anonymous said...

To the disgruntled individual who worked at LeClairRyan: As an attorney, you are now obviously over the age of 18. Therefore, you have a right to make your own choices. You chose to accept the job. And once you found out about all of the "idiotic rules" you had a right to chose to leave. But, based on your blog, you chose to stay, even after you found out about the "slave" practices. You didn't have to pass go and you didn't have to collect $200. But you did. Next time you are met with conditions that you so strongly disagree with, don't lower your standards or compromise yourself for the sake of a paycheck. You're an adult. Just so no and get to steppin'!

Anonymous said...

I have no sympathy for these idiots. as a paralegal, I see the doc review braceros come into the firm. I know what they're making. and it kills them that I have insurance and make 20k more a year than they do, despite their "jd". it's funny, they try to treat you like shit because you only went through the paralegal program, not the law school proper. so you tell the secretary of the partner that controls them like a fucking slave master. and she culls them. you don't even need the partner, just is exec assistant. I think on Monday I'll have one removed, just because I'm friendly with the witch.

Anonymous said...

why are people such assholes?

this guy is doing would-be attorneys a service by exposing the terrible working conditions people sometimes endure to make their student loan payments. and people come on here and chastise him for being an idiot and not going to a top 20 school?

it probably makes you feel a lot better about yourselves, making fun of someone slaving away their lives to repay crushing debt.

stay classy.