Friday, July 10, 2009

Robert "One-Fifth" The Pay

"Dear XXXXX,

We know you are diligently looking for your next job opportunity and we want to be the best resource for you. However, we are all experiencing the effects of the economy. Many clients are unable to afford the rates they’ve paid in the past. In order to meet their new budget restrictions, I am trying to gauge if you would be willing to work at a rate between $10 and $17 an hour.

Our goal is to keep people working and this is one way to do so. These pay rates are a temporary response to the current economic market. As the market improves, we will look to increase our pay rates accordingly.

If you are open to working for this rate on a short or long term basis, please email me and let me know. I look forward to hearing from you.

Best wishes,


~Kelli"

228 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Weeeeeerrrrrrrrrd! How 'bout Schlomo he still hangin at Cravvie with l'il Kim? Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Anonymous said...

http://yourdiscoverycounsel.blogspot.com/

Good news, the DC Bar does not condone the use of unlicensed attorneys for legal work if they are being billed as "attorneys".

Anonymous said...

Clovester is really a girl-man-girl

Anonymous said...

So Mr GayLLARD is hagging at least two temps currently at S&C, one in each building.... Big headed little body Iranian chick in the dungeon, and Half Asian freakoid at 55, Michy. Dude, get some taste.

Anonymous said...

8:03

Shlomo was shitcanned last January -- Susan wanted his corner office. She framed him by setting him up with Lil' Kim and Skeeter in her closet.

She edited the video so it only showed him penetrating Kim, then anonymously mailed copies to 7 partners!!

Anonymous said...

Gayllard strikes again !!

Anonymous said...

That S&C basement is full of a bunch of weirdos and dysfunctional workers.

Anonymous said...

How I miss the dysfunction of the S&C basement. Whats new down there???

Seems like Gayllard is still up to his old ways. Clovis, is he still taking trips to SE Asia to get his rocks off? Has Mark managed to pry Alex's cock out of his mount for a minute? Is Balbina still loco? Is Tracy still fucking everything with a pulse? Are the paralegals still ghetto? Are the taxi people still overly Jamaican? Does Kemp still oogle the booties of men going up the escalator?

That place was fun just pecause of the weirdos working there.

Anonymous said...

Having bigotry and hatred spread continuously between the lower classes such as TTT American white strivers, Nigerians and Indians is a crucial wealth protection measure to keep the heat away from the ruling class decision makers. I commend the users of this blog on doing a marvelous job in servicing the interests of the ruling class.

Anonymous said...

Good to see another plutocrat stooping to insult the dissheveled loseers populating this blog.

Anonymous said...

I just spoke to Chief T.B. Warren Harding, our excellensy His Chief minister counselor of State, confirming Nigerian LLM export plan to America. The chief elocuted that the low IQ and crooked of the LLM grouping will bring down the US like Osama did with WTc.

Anonymous said...

christie Julian at update is a dumb dumb fat cow piece of shit!!!

Anonymous said...

All females working for temp agencies suck old partner dick -- this is a revelation? It's part of their job description.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
We are all interested in "exposing a bit of underbelly" of this profession. But it's a serious, grim issue and some of us tire from the darkness of it all . . . Ok so maybe it's a little off-topic now and then ..
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Oh please--you know good and well this isn't just "a little off-topic now and then" anymore. The responses are nothing BUT flames and trolling now.

It used to be if people told me they were considering law school, I could point them to this site and know that they would reconsider--the usual "shitlaw" rants were overheated, but still convincing.

Now, anyone I would refer here would just think I was some kind of idiot. They certainly wouldn't think this site had anything to say about the profession as a whole--they would assume it only reflects the whining of a tiny subset of embittered, mouth-breathing losers who can't compete with Third World refugees or pussy-pass bimbos.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

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Anonymous said...

Just curious - how do we know that the "client" is the one driving down the hourly rates? For all we know, the client is paying normal rates, and the temp firms are cleaning up. Right?

Anonymous said...

Why don't they send big Momma from S&C to Cravvie, and then merge the two firms, and replace all temps with Nigerians? Bungalophogas can get his big community chest booby action, and all the agencies can send their putting-out vagina-showing sluts over to compete for business.

Anonymous said...

The rich live, the poor die.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma is DONE!!! That fat ungly man-woman has met her match.... Mr GAYllard, and his side kicks, the fat useless Marks, and the Fat Box Dwelling THING, CLOVESTER!!!!!!! You uselees bill padding fucks have won the battle for ASS Fuckers S&C thieving bastards of years... BIG MAMMA< maybe, just maybe, you can make a come back, but not this year, you currupt ugly mean fuck, not this YEAR. Alex the skinny temp bagging infidel has puppeted his (and, your) master his direction. Your jamaican evvil coniving blood has met it's match. The DICKLESS white failure man. No go take food from someone else, fat bitch!

Anonymous said...

7:03pm,
If you are trying to bait people regarding Dr. Watson, try harder. That was two years ago. That comment and the research he claims supporting it cost him his career. He has since retracted his statements and no longer works as a scientist. After his retirement there were rumblings about flaws in his methodology.
It is never a good idea to use flawed research from a washed-up scientist to race-bait people.

Anonymous said...

Wbo is Big Mamma, anyway?

R. Budd Dwyer said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

She is a BEAST...... A big fat ugly mean currupt BEAST who has a BIG FAT UGLY monstous head. Her voice alone with that horrid Jamaican tone will make you want to kill yourself. She is a true horror. The type that gives children of all ages major nightmares. Beware of the Big Mamma, beware. Fuck you Big Mamma!

Anonymous said...

Angeline Landberg can fuck off too! I would call her a cunt but she lacks the depth and warmth to be one! That cheap bitch wouldnt even validate my fucking parking and I drove all the way down to that fucking shithole just to hear those windbags blow hot air at me. FUCK ROBERT HALF!!!

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