Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Slip Of The Tongue?

Apparently, this former Coleman Legal Staffing clown didn't get the memo. Biglaw won't be bringing in Native American Indians to do the work, but rather will be outsourcing all the work to Indians on the Indian subcontinent.

"Firms aren't going to go back to the same level of hiring for partner-track associates. Firms still need to hire for the traditional associate track because they will be future leaders of the firm, Robert Nourian said, but there won't be as much of that hiring.

Instead, firms will focus on staff lawyers with credentials maybe only half a step below the traditional associate level to help in a support capacity.

'There's chiefs and there's Indians,' Nourian said. 'Somewhere down the pyramid you can have some folks who maybe aren't Ivy League grads.'"


New York Lawyer, 6/17/09

77 comments:

Better Coder said...

As I am often first on projects, I too am first for this batch of comments.

Best,
Better Coder
www.bettercoderthanyou.wordpress.com

Anonymous said...

Call us the N word. That's really how I feel working in many of these shit dumps.

Anonymous said...

Do we have a name associated with this quote?

Anonymous said...

Just another ill-informed statement from an embarasing, gas-filled, inflatable clown.
No one knows for sure where the future of the law lies.

One thing for certain though, is that this jerkoff has no idea.

Anonymous said...

The whole profession sucks.

Anonymous said...

Fuggedabouit!!!

Anonymous said...

Staff Attorneys from shitty schools will be happy to get sodomized by creepy partners.

I on the other hand will take my Ivy league degree and shove it up their ass!!

Anonymous said...

Better Coder is a douche bag. If I was doing even 1/100 of the "hip' things he says he is doing I would not have any time to write so much shit -- jesus fuckin' christ -- get this lame bastard out of here...

Recruiter said...

This recruiter should know better. Subtle racial references are never okay. I once had an elite law firm client ask me to fetch him a bunch of illiterate coding jungle monkeys. I laughed along with him, but quickly changed the subject.

Anonymous said...

I once had an elite law firm partner ask me to get him some recruiter whores.

Anonymous said...

May God have mercy on all of you ...


Father Eamon

happy small firm associate said...

Apart from the horror stories of the S&C dungeon, I find Better Coder's and Recruiter's opinions the most interesting on this board.

Moreover, I'm happy to see that the elite law firms that recruiter staffs are paying a premium to support the lifestyle of such an elite coder. After all he's not a "jungle bunny."

I get to go down to court tomorrow and argue with another attorney. Great way to start the day if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

The only interesting person on this blog is Father Eamon - the rest of you are lame and boring shits...

Anonymous said...

Fuggedabouit!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh, man......THE BORE fairies are back. Big Mamma Bigga Mamma, where for art though swallowing, Big Mamma..........

Anonymous said...

Vive la Big Momma !! I hope she sits on better coders douchey face...with that big cellulite ass and squashes his buddy holly face

Anonymous said...

And I hope Clovester makes him smell his pants -- that should take care of that douche bag for a while

Anonymous said...

I am lonely and single -- how do I go about meeting Gaylard--I heard he's one hot potatoe

Anonymous said...

Sir Misanthrope of the Iron Bathtub, have you conducted any more fine investigative work on these losers ??

Anonymous said...

Vive la Big Momma !! I hope she sits on better coders douchey face...with that big cellulite ass and squashes his buddy holly face

9:20 PM

i don't know about Alex being a hot potato, more like a string bean, BUT, if Big Mamma sits on Coder, she will surely be on FLAT potato HOLY SHIT>>>>> the elephant has BUDDY for ten!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Vive la Big Momma !! I hope she sits on better coders douchey face...with that big cellulite ass and squashes his buddy holly face

9:20 PM

i don't know about Alex being a hot potato, more like a string bean, BUT, if Big Mamma sits on Coder, she will surely be on FLAT potato HOLY SHIT>>>>> the elephant has BUDDY for ten!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Blog after bolg after blog, and still no answer - IS CLOVESTER a virgin? Does his do OLD MEN? Come on guys, gals...... scope please? He lives and smells amonst the boxes for almost a decade. SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW THE TRUTH. Is he human?

Anonymous said...

Maybe the wicked witch of the west basement (that ugly mug Tracy) will cast a spell of incompetence on Better Coder.

The basement dwellers become worse and worse employees as time goes on -- there must be some reason for it.

Anonymous said...

As I have said before, because no one will have him Clovester had turned asexual. That happens when no one touches you for a while and when you don't have a chance in hell of getting anyone.

But he still likes to look and he does get turned on - I know because I worked with a big ugly Italian girl who work dresses so short that you could see her tampon string and I could see him licking his chops...

But because he knows he can never actually seal the deal -- he is just happy gazing at the flesh..

I don't know about old men

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, Big Momma will surely wipe that smirky smirk off that fucker's face...and his "hip" tales of sipping champagne at Hotel Gansevort and new jeans will be replaced by a dog collar, and trips to Micky D's to fetch her slurpy slurps

better coder my ass he'll just be a better slave

Anonymous said...

Children, children, please....

Father Eamon

Anonymous said...

I am LMAO at the thought of that box dweller oogling the fat Clit flasher OMG. Nausea. I think he and the Monstrous Femme Fat Ass queer Mark choke and poke each other.

Anonymous said...

I heard Big Mamma is loser her MOJO at S&C. Seems she lost out to the powers of the MALE WHITES.

Anonymous said...

at least you don't have to give your meal up to them, well, you might want to duck the fat marks LOL

Anonymous said...

Fr Eamon, are you really a priest? Are you hot?

Anonymous said...

No, you must have wrong information. Because most of the white males there [when I was there] big or small were scared shitless of this elephanteress...they quaked in their shoes when they heard her vibrations -- if you are correct, it is good news -- but from what I saw no one could take on this piglet ...not even the mightiest Aryan

Anonymous said...

Piglet. Dude, HE/She is a FUCKING BOAR. That mobstrous beast is no piglet. DS is a scary scary scary beast. Raaaaaa Raaaaa Raaaaa run for your life, hide all your food, the beast isa comin' to steal you of your dignity, what little you preserved.........RUN Beast isa comin', with his/her fagatized whimpy little (though, most are fat) posse made up of old bitches, and MAN(BOY)-women.

Anonymous said...

Yes, my dear I am a priest. I feel it is my duty to be of counsel at a difficult time like this.

I am not hot today. It was mighty cool because of the rains. But I probably will be as we move into July. Bless you and good night. Sister has just brought me some milk and will rub my feet as I fall asleep.

Father Eamon

Anonymous said...

Even Hitler would NOT take on that sow.../wild boar

Anonymous said...

Fr you are hilarious. if you are a cutie, or actual, you need only have a pulse, I am sure Cloverster wil service you fine in his comfy fortress of wonderboxes.

Anonymous said...

Fuggedabouit!!!

Anonymous said...

Hitler would have harpooned that beast long ago. Not exactly the type of genes you want to pass on. Scary Shit.. Half Boar Half Big Foot

Anonymous said...

Life is temporary..12/21/12 end days!!!! temp town or bust!! Every job is temporary..reefer madness!!!!

Anonymous said...

10:14 you are gay, and SO NOT FUNNY Go Away, dickhead.

Anonymous said...

The fun people are back :)

Anonymous said...

yay!! woohoo GAY GAY GAY!!!!

Anonymous said...

hey, who is tiny from the earlier blog? Initials, please.

Anonymous said...

So what's the worst place to work at?

Better Coder what is your opinion? Paul Weiss or the S&C dungeon? Or to put it in a manner you can better understand -- which place motivates you to perform your exellent services the least?

Anonymous said...

Still slummin' it @ S&C?? sadness..

Anonymous said...

There is only ONE hot analyst at S&C. ALEX ALEX ALEX ALEX. He is so hot. I think of him all day long, and love when he comes by our review table at 55. He is so sexy. I she really married? :-(

Anonymous said...

Yolanda Young for President!!!

Anonymous said...

Nothing could be worse than the stentch of the Clovester Blob thingamawhatTHEfuckISthatOOOOOOgliong creap

Anonymous said...

Fr you are hilarious. if you are a cutie, or actual, you need only have a pulse, I am sure Cloverster wil service you fine in his comfy fortress of wonderboxes.

10:08 PM

HAHAHAHAHHA my stomach hurts from laughing HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Anonymous said...

I love Sullivan Loser Analyst. I love them like I love dog shit in my pocket. I love them like I love elephant poop in my livingroom. I love them like I love Hippo pile in my car. I love those losers I just do

Anonymous said...

9:53 said "I think he and the Monstrous Femme Fat Ass queer Mark choke and poke each other."

What is choke and poke?

Anonymous said...

I know what poke is -- not so sure about the choke

Anonymous said...

Better Coder are you gay? If not do you have a girlfriend?

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Anonymous said...

Over at Cravvie, Skeeter and the Snuff-Man are flying out to St. Thomas next Thursday, for four days of GOLF ON THE BEACH!!!

Life is good at Cravvie...

Anonymous said...

Better Coder, and Recruiter, you are so un-funny it is like watching paint dry.

Anonymous said...

Better Coder is trying to bore us to death with his tales of perfection, and Recruiter is trying to gag us to death with disgust at her supreme prissiness.

We really need to get talkin' about Big Mamma at S&C, and also the gang at Cravvie.

I think Snuffy is much funnier than BC...

http://media.photobucket.com/image/%252522fat%20black%20man%252522/rampagebmx/ngbbs450c0a1d6b03b.jpg

Anonymous said...

Poke is Willies job, Choke is Palm - ala's chore ahahhahahahhahahahh

Anonymous said...

Please leave boring bloggers... cool guys, you stay Coder is boring! Big mamma grips, Awesome

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma has a MEGA Semi for an ass......Ten truckers can take her at once< and then VOMIT FOR EVER

worth the repeat

Anonymous said...

Gary Parch=== is fucking his staff

Anonymous said...

Gary Parch=== is fucking his staff

Anonymous said...

I dont see why he would, the staff there are ugly fat hippos for the most part. Why stoop so low? Managment works 9-5 and unlike the boxdwellers makes plenty of dough and has time to bang whoever he wants outside the Sullcrom garbage pail

But as we all know caged animals will breed with eachother, for example: fagallard/butta; scissorhands/victim; hippopotamark/whoredan;
clovester/wonderbox

I've got my money on the Clovester/wonderbox couple, its a bound to produce mutated halfhuman offspring who might never leave the C levels to see daylight.

Anonymous said...

its 8:30 am and i have been drinking all night as i sleep days now. I lost my temp job a while back and now collect unemployment. I cant even find jobs to apply for. My girlfriend is bithing at me because i told her that the x9 would take her to her job from my house but it left her to far and she had to walk to work in the rain. Now i have to listen to it. Fuck student loans, fuck paying bills, fuck working like a second class citizen. I think i am just going to live in my moms basement for the rest of my life getting high and drinking, and fucking whores if my girlfried leaves me.

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But as we all know caged animals will breed with eachother, for example: fagallard/butta; scissorhands/victim; hippopotamark/whoredan;
clovester/wonderbox

I've got my money on the Clovester/wonderbox couple, its a bound to produce mutated halfhuman offspring who might never leave the C levels to see daylight.

Ha, ha, ha, ha -- well said....

Anonymous said...

Yes 8:09: I understand your plight. I lost my job, and my family has been bitchin', the lanlord is bitchin, she charges me $350 late fee if I am late on $1100rent, can you believe it, usury whore,
The worst part is I am ready to work, work hard, have all the credentials, am ready, willing and able and NOTHING is happening.

It's like suddenly I don't exist. But don't drink and don't stay up all night, Don't give up, it's the economy...and not you

The Yuppie Attorney said...
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The Yuppie Attorney said...

My fault! I thought I was on the later post on student loan forgiveness.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

8:09, that is very sad. The whores sound fun though. Don't let these bastards get you down.

Anonymous said...

Better Coder - any chance you can stop frequenting this blog. You are incredibly annoying.

Anonymous said...

Recruiter c-t: I would like to punch your ugly smug face in!!!!Cat fight,cat fight!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please pray for us Father Eamon. We are your children in distress...

Dave Moss said...

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Anonymous said...

I have prayed for you dear children and will keep praying...

I know times are tough. Do not give up hope. You are all children of God.

May Lord have mercy on us all...

Father Eamon

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