When the economy turns around, these will come in handy for Anita when she employs the most debt ridden batch of lemming graduates in the history of legal education.
For sale in NYC: Torture devices from 16th century
NEW YORK – For sale soon: a variety of torture devices from the 16th century, including shame masks to enforce silence, a 14-foot table-like rack to stretch the victim's body, and a tongue tearer to punish blasphemers and heretics. Even an executioner's sword.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090506/ap_on_re_us/us_torture_auction
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 210 of 210Hey guyz, what's goin' on? (spoken with a Sylvester the cat droll)
Clovester is such an eyesore. Honestly, they should NOT let him wander the hallways during 9-5 client visitation hours. He is bloated, puffy and smelly. I don't know why they've still kept him.
And top of that he is not fair to temps. If you are not good-looking you should at least have a nice personality!!
Clovester is such an eyesore. Honestly, they should NOT let him wander the hallways during 9-5 client visitation hours. He is bloated, puffy and smelly. I don't know why they've still kept him.
And top of that he is not fair to temps. If you are not good-looking you should at least have a nice personality!!
S&C staff attorneys were lamos -- ha, ha, what a joke. 50% of them were crackheads
The less said about stankly Clovester the better--gives me the chills
I am compiled previous comments and parodies concerning Clovester (a nickname I invented). The quotes after the bottom below the line were written by someone else. Hope you all enjoy!
Does Clovis still have the same catch-phrase, "Hey guys, whatz goin' on?" What a little bitch! I remember how he fancied himself a huge football fan. I wanted to ask him if ever played the game.
Au contraire. Word has it that Clovis is not a virgin. Namely, the rumor was that he banged some ugly fat bitch who thought herself a Gucci Mamma.
I will say that Clovester was certainly a bungboy to many an associate, at least FIGURATIVELY speaking.
Ever notice how he basically wears the same thing everyday, just the color of his wrinkled Ralph Lauren shirts changes. There should be an animated parody of ol' Clovester, featuring coding drones sitting about, as Clovester walks around, each time the color of his shirt changes. Sometimes he would come out with a tape gun in hamd, other times to make an announcement. Maybe he could even do a variety show, live from templand. He would come out from the boxes, looking his slovenly self, greeting the audience with his line, "Hey guyz, whatz going on," replete with his near Sylvester the Cat droll. Between each segment, a theme jingle featuring heavy use of horns would be heard, as he downs yet another chocolate candy bar. Bum, bum bum-bum-bum, bum bum bum-bum-bumm, bum bum bum-bum-bum, BWAM!
Is Fred Flintstone none other than Mark Marker?
These people are petty and despicable, not to mention an irrefutable indictment of this shit profession.
Hey guyz, what's goin' on? (spoken with a Sylvester the cat droll)
Hey guys, whatz goin' on?
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Clovis playing football? yeah right! Not unless the QB is lobbing twinkies, I can picture Clovis on the field trying to catch them with an open mouth.
Would be fun to lay the smackdown on that fat French-Kosher dumpling, just as the twinkie football lands in his mouth. BOOM!
Someone should really follow up on the aforementioned idea of a cartoon centered around that 45 year old virgin with the other loser analyst as supporting characters. Gaylord represented by a long skinny rat, the Ghettoasian by short fat bull dog, MM (Fred) definitely by a an hippopotamous, and the STAR by a big dumppy platypus with the one shirt of MANY COLORS.LOL
Oh, and Clovis a sa Duck billed platypus is PERFECT hahahhahahhahahhahhhaha and mark marker as teh big fat Hippo even better hahhahahhahhahhahhaa
No way did Clovis ever get it on with any human, fat or otherwise. Maybe a goat? Poor poor goat..... traumatized forever. Platypus is a great image for that fat sloppy usless major Alex suckup twinkee swallowing dump of a nothing.
Does Clovis ever shower?
Clovester is such an eyesore. Honestly, they should NOT let him wander the hallways during 9-5 client visitation hours. He is bloated, puffy and smelly. I don't know why they've still kept him.
And top of that he is not fair to temps. If you are not good-looking you should at least have a nice personality!!
Anonymous said...
The less said about stankly Clovester the better--gives me the chills
What's truly funny is that this is posted on a LAWYER's blog! Sorry, IANAL ... but I work with them, so it strikes me as funny.
http://www.criminal-attorneys-california.com
Clovisn'teverlaid looks like a lumpy set are unused hairy fat man's balls Smelly one's at that.
I have had enough with all of you S&C isthe top place to work right now
And what of EHIIIIIIIIIII?
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