Sunday, November 11, 2007
SPEED IT UP!
"Tom,
Someone recently said that Simpson Thacher was one of the better employers in the city to temp for. I beg to differ. When I read that this morning, I nearly spit Cheerios out of my nose.
The atmosphere of fear and paranoia that was generated in that place was extreme. The woman that staffed many of the projects, Kathryn McCarthy, must have been geneologically related to Joseph McCarthy, in that people were constantly being purged and blacklisted, left and right. When a new group arrived, only about a 1/3rd would remain after three weeks. She certainly must have kept De Novo busy with all the hiring and firing that was going on.
Mickey was a jerk. As a woman, I felt very uncomfortable. As someone alluded to in an earlier post, he maintained a close cadre of boys (a true old boys network, in every sense of the word) to fully brief him on the environs and ins and outs of other temps. Everything became a weird, twisted masculine-defined large penis contest. People would constantly compete with one another to see who could review the most number of documents. At the end of every 12 hour day, my hand would literally ache, and I would feel dizzy. Those that couldn't keep up with the extreme review #'s were fired. I felt like I was living an 'I Love Lucy' episode where the documents were being pushed on us, faster and faster."
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I am so glad these blogs exist. As insignificant as they are, they are the ONLY checks on a system gone wild. These firms have been getting away with this shit for way too long. No one challeges them, and why would day? With the blacklists and with Mrs. Constantine hanging out with Chief Judge Kaye and Mrs. Spitzer, what can you really do?
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine,
You're so fine you blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey!
Hey Mickey!!!
You've been around all night,
And that's a little long.
You think you've got the right,
But I think you've got it wrong.
What happened to De Novo? it seems everyone's been fired, the place looks dead
Sean,
We are doing fine without you. Kiss my ass.
With love,
Evelyn
I have some pretty damaging emails from former De Novo employees. Not a very nice company.
so post them
All in due time my trusted friend. Let's end this year with a bang for De Novo. I have come to bury and not praise those New York losers.
post the email contents you paper tiger
Watch out because fatso Sandrene Ryan at DeNovo will but a voodoo curse on you, mon....
Sandrene is not F-A-T. She is T-H-I-C-K!!!!
Sean;
Kiss my big Jamaican butt!
Sandrene
Seriously - what did Sandrene do back in Jamaica? Smoke a few spliffs and get the munchies?
Ah, I love it. Don't forget that temps are not only unintelligent and lazy, they're also racist.
i think she ate a temp
I think Sandrene is racist against white, non-Hispanic people.
Let me tell you that Sandrene practices voodoo she is one freaky woman.
I hear that Sandrene put a voodoo spell on that weasel Sean Curtin and thats why they ran his sorry ass out of DeNovo!
If this is the Sandrene Ryan I used to know, she's not from Jamaica, she's from Montserrat!
get a map...
and hey... Battle Buddy... howzit? :D
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