Monday, August 10, 2009

Scumbag Slave Driver Elli Gottesdiener Is At It Again

This time he is incognito.

This is based on communication from Eli Gottesdiener ( www.gottesdienerlaw.com ) based on a blind craigslist ad.

In subject line, he wants to know your school, your degree, your graduation date

Then Eli wants to know what you are doing, what you did at work, what your earning was (hourly or salary), and why the opportunity is appealing.

In follow up to this, he was silent on a raise timeframe, silent on benefits, and silent on O.T.

Salary starts at $20/hr. Work is in Brooklyn.

Obviously uninterested.

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Anonymous said...

http://www.law.com/jsp/ihc/PubArticleIHC.jsp?id=1202432965467&Will_Increased_Compliance_Burdens_Lead_to_Legal_Process_Outsourcing

Anonymous said...

11:59 PM

I didn't relize anyone is that crazy. Can you imagine babysitting temps in an awful basement for years on end? That basement belongs in one of the rings of Dante's inferno.

They must have a psychiatrist that knows how to perscribe good meds in order to put up with that nonsense day in and out.

Anonymous said...

11:55

Someone can put up with those litigation analysis positions for years !??!?!!

Talk about a lack of career direction.

"Mr. Gaylord, what have you been doing for the past 5 years?"

"Sitting in a basement clicking on documents and bossing around degenerates who can't keep a real job."

"Did you do anything besides code docs and boss around other coders?"

"Uhhhh . . . . well, not relly, but I'm good at kissing up to 20something Ivy League attorneys."

"We'll call you. Thanks for coming in to interview."

I guess in a city as big as NYC you can find someone that will put up with anything. Maybe they have a good psychiatrist that knows how to perscribe meds.

Anonymous said...

These bossy little staff attorneys BEND OVER even at the sight of a nerdy 25 year old associate who just crapped in his diapers!!

Cycle of life...cycle of life...cycle of life....

Anonymous said...

People are saying the recession is over. Then how come I am still sitting at home in my underwear eating beans and rice....waaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaah.....

Anonymous said...

Because you're waiting on the temp agencies instead of sending out a bunch of resumes.

Anonymous said...

I have been sending out resumes. NO ONE is calling. And I am no idiot - last year this time I was FLOODED with offers. Even till May 2009 I was receiving work!! June, July and August have been dead for me.....


waaaaaah, waaaaaah, I am sick of eating beans and potatoes....I look like a troll...can't even afford organic anymore - will probably die of cancer from pesticides in inorganic produce

Anonymous said...

Then why the hell didn't you take one of the offers last year?

I mean send out resumes for perm jobs, not some temp nonsense.

Anonymous said...

is Valvina and 'temp' parchment still at S&C? how on earth can S&C retain an employee who posts half naked videos of himself on Youtube prancing around to love songs?

Anonymous said...

Yes and yes "JustKemp" is still around, S&C encourages artistic expression.

Anonymous said...

DENTAL PLAN!

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LISA NEEDS BRACES

The Yuppie Attorney said...

Suicidal temp said: "I am thinking of moving to Home Depot from Starbucks. Although one chick who worked there had an AC fall on her head. Yikes ...although if it fell properly it could work in my favor.

2:32 PM"

* * *

I worked at Depot for awhile in between jobs:
1) Lowes is an inch better
2) Every 90 days on average someone is Killed at a Home Depot.
3) Most people don't last six months at Depot. The company is proud of that fact.
4) Depot needs to "quell the heard" around Christmas, so expect 0 to 3 hours a week. Depot is fanatical about their labour budgets.
5) A lot of manager to you hierarchy. Get ready to go back to medieval times.

Seriously, I wanted to leave that job from the day I got there. It is not a nice work environment.

Anonymous said...

hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?hey..I'm working..good job, nice pay, great benefits, jealous?

Anonymous said...

Don't believe the hype about the Depression being over, things will never be the same, the world economy is dead, we all die alone.

Suicidal Temp said...

Whoa. Even I am not that depressed buddy.

Anonymous said...

3:23PM...pessimism is the new optimism..now let me suck down this Mac wrap & McCafe and keep clicking...click..click..mesa jar jar binks..click clikc..privilege? non responsive? mesa dont know

Anonymous said...

Don't believe the hype about the Depression being over, things will never be the same, the world economy is dead, we all die alone.

2:42 PM


God I hope hope so!

DESTROY THE WORLD ECONOMY!

Kill 'em all!

We want Thunderdome!

Anonymous said...

Fuck off and die, 1:44 A.M...you cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

What is a cocksucker???

Anonymous said...

You are.

Anonymous said...

first of all Figaro is Trinidadian not Jamaican you whiny self loathing bunch of racist. Second of all if you don't like S&C find your bitch asses other jobs and quit belly-aching.
Do you idiots realize that S&C is one of the top 4 firms in America?! And you think they got there by being nice?! Wake up and start being Attorneys... and Adults for Fuck sake!!
No one runs your life but you so if you don't like it change it Assholes!

Anonymous said...

OMG he's still at it again...it's 2011!!!!

Anonymous said...

He posts three ads on craigslist per week. All incognito. Something must be wrong with you if you can't find anyone in the worst economy in decades.

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