Monday, November 23, 2009

Return Of The Eunuch

BLAST FROM THE PAST, THE EUNUCH IS BACK!
"'The Eunuch' is back in the general population. I heard through a friend that he is on the Countrywide project at Labaton as a temp making a whopping $32 an hour flat. Apparently he is no longer with Anita's shit law firm. Also, I heard that he is trying to impress at Labaton and become a project leader. He does this by copying and pasting large portions of the document in the Attorney Comments field of the coding sheet thereby hoping to impress; of course, this dumbass provides no relevant comments of his own. But from what I hear, it doesn't take a lot to impress on the Labaton project. The Eunuch and Labaton: What a perfect duo!"


BLAST FROM THE PAST - http://temporaryattorney.blogspot.com/2006/01/anita-and-her-sidekick.html
http://temporaryattorney.blogspot.com/2006/02/hey-heyyo-yo-sidekick-has-got-to-go.html

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

For jouralism sakes, is this second, third hand account story news worthy?

This site has degenerated into a gossip mill of the worst quality!

At least as a moderator, provide some backdrop to who this Eunuch dude is instead of just providing a link. You don't think your readers are just as lazy as you.

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Anonymous said...

What is the eunuch's name? It doesn't begin with an "M" and his last name an "N," by any chance¿

Anonymous said...

12:44. Please do some homework--- you lazy sonfabitch

and it's the gossip you come here for -- don't lie Mr/Miss Priss...or Piss I should say --

Anonymous said...

Who is this cocksucker????

Anonymous said...

Who is this cocksucker??

Anonymous said...

I only recently started reading Tom the Temp - but caught on on all the golden oldies - old posts. The Eunuch is a character from the what now seem like the halcyon days of Temping. He was a despicable character and Tom characterized him well - a weak, snivelling ball-less Eunuch. I hope people like him suffer,,,,,

Anonymous said...

Fuck you Labaton for removing the Internet! Fuck you Joel, you greedy bastard!
Why be diligent when you are treated like a kid. Is this Labaton's idea of boosting morale?
Everyone on project: Slow down. It is not enough that Labaton pays us a lousy $32 flat, but now they take away the one little luxury of the project. Those temps who take this project way too seriously need to wise up because Labaton and Joel don't give a rat's ass about you. I love listening to these $32 clowns discussing deposition strategy or the intricacies of financial accounting like they know what they are talking about. If they were such rocket scientists, they wouldn't be on this shitty project.
MM: You need to calm down and stop trying to be so damn friendly. You are disposable like the rest of us and Joel will dump your ass as soon as he gets his money. And nobody wants to hear about what happened in California, so shut the fuck up when you get back.
Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm; You are dressing way too slutty; you must be trying to get Joel excited. Maybe you and your brunette anorexic friend will get together with Joel and provide him with some lesbo action.
And fuck you Labaton and Joel one more time.
Feces guy: Do you thing. Go wild!

Anonymous said...

4:39pm
He has the same initials as a wire service.

Anonymous said...

You mean like "A P"?

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Anonymous said...

6:35 is so right. I love it when the new clowns get super-excited and try to discuss intricacies to impress. No one gives a shit!! Eventually everyone gets cut - used to be like those nerds when I realized best to stay middle of the road because sometimes even after all that effort and dick sucking you still get cut. In fact sometimes you might just piss off an insecure supervisor or associate.

It's always the newbies - ...

Anonymous said...

Good Lord Tom the Temp - I read that piece from the golden days -- that was one funny piece on the Eunuch!!

Anonymous said...

7:30am
Bingo!

Anonymous said...

I hope the Eunuch and people like him are beaten and humiliated like they do to others - only then they will learn. I personally would like to take a long relaxing piss on this snivelling Gollum-like creature....
Get some dignity asshole....

Anonymous said...

Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm; You are dressing way too slutty; you must be trying to get Joel excited. Maybe you and your brunette anorexic friend will get together with Joel and provide him with some lesbo action.
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Please, do not tell anorexic lady to go eat. I am always waiting for the day she topples over with her fake ass boobs that are too big for her body, flat ass butt and skinny looking arms looking like a refugee from some forgotten corner of the planet. Anyhow, screw the internet, I got a BB, I can browwwwwssseeeeee!!!!

Anonymous said...

Can we please just talk about the jobs. Tom, please get rid of all the racist and sexist stuff so we can get back to the important stuff. this blog is turnig to crap

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Anonymous said...

So tell us more about the "Eunuch"....

Anonymous said...

8:17 You prick - there are NO jobs to speak of - get lost and do your research

Anonymous said...

Faggots. You're all just a bunch of worthless faggots.

Anonymous said...

hey, stop talking about the anorexic, from what i know she is hot, who cares if she spends all day in the cafeteria slicing tomatoes, only to throw them up later. Her tits are huge definately.... oh and MM is a kool dude, .....but when the big mouth starts talking shit....................SMACK THE BLACK OFF EM!!!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

the posts regarding the team leaders at Laba-toilet are misdirected...the real villian is that Gollum looking assoc...

Anonymous said...

Pretty laughable to read all of these posts by you desperate fools laid off by Labaton.

Your information is stale, inaccurate and just plain wrong. But remember kids, you got laid off and the EUNUCH is still there!

Move on to your next project and get a life.

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Keep on waiting for those benefits sucka.....is it 6 months already!!! laughable

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