Wednesday, July 01, 2009

The Bloomberg Bandit



To show how little respect Bloomberg people have for their colleagues, here is the copy of an e-mail sent to everyone today (Tuesday). This guy had no idea who stole from him. It could have been a contractor, someone from the cleaning crew, or even one of his precious fellow Bloomberg buddies. He then proceeds to send this bullshit e-mail to people who are not working on this project out of choice, but out of necessity. People with bills and student loans to pay, and kids to feed. These are admitted attorneys who have already been belittled by accepting $20/hour when "legal assistant" positions are posted on craigslist for $18. These are not lazy or incompetent people. They are attorneys trying to make ends meet like everyone else in this shitty economy and they should not have to be subjected to e-mails like this. It disgusts me.

"This message is for all the Broad St. contractors. At some point today, one of
you appropriated the cup of loose change sitting on my desk. Probably no more
than a few bucks in it - maybe enough for a Starbucks iced coffee (mmmm...iced
coffee). But now you will enjoy that frosty beverage on my nickel. Literally.
Frankly, if you felt that intense a level of need to take the change off my
desk then I do not ask for its return - you clearly should keep it (how much
therapy three bucks will buy, I don't know - but I urge you to investigate).
But seriously - we're stealing now? Come on, people. You're better than that.
And to the perp: you're an interesting one. There was a cup of pennies next
to the cup of other change that you took. But the pennies weren't good enough
for you, so you left them. A scoundrel of discerning taste? The Penniless
Bandit? Oh - I like that. That's my new garage band name. I digress.
Let's not have ANY other items go missing from anyone. Period. -DS"

127 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is really funny stuff ha ha ha ho ho ho

Anonymous said...

Hey temp attorneys, strip the walls bare at Bloomberg. Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho

Friend said...

The lesson here is not so much disrespect or disgust as the need for a writer to "count to ten" before sending a strongly-worded e-mail that is in poor taste or will make a negative impression, and which will probably be preserved for 100 years. (The same should apply to posting items or comments on blogs!) If he or she had re-thought this language and sent an even-tempered message, saying just that there had been a theft and people should be careful with their property, no one would complain.

It is unwise to leave valuables in any amount out on one's desk, because some people do steal. Long ago I left a gold pen on my desk during a fire drill, and it was gone sfterward.

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, asshole, don't accuse me of stealing if you have no proof.

Anonymous said...

Boy, this is one CHEAP bastard -- sending an e-mail like that for $3 bucks??

If $3 is such a big deal to him, asshole should not keep IT ON HIS DESK!!!

DUMBASS!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Everybody,

I am sending this email to, 1, 2,3,4.....,
okay I can proceed. I am sending this email
because I have been doing document review I find that my life was stolen.

Anonymous said...

I considered the pennies, unfortunately I had to turn them down.


F' u better beetch coder.

Anonymous said...

And by the way betters lines are not original. It been cobbled from a few bits I have seen and tv shows.

Anonymous said...

How is the shadow Nigerian economy going?

Anonymous said...

what is the job market now,
please post as to ongoing jobs in NYC.
firm, #' of reviewers, rate, hours.

Like to know what market looks like.

Thanks

Anonymous said...

Don't listen to 10:53!

She is merely a recruiter trying to find out rates, so she can low ball the market.

Recruiter said...

In my eyes, Robert Half is definitely no longer a distinguished temporary legal placement agency. Providing job candidates that steal pennies off the desk, pooey!

dk said...

umm, ummm, Hey everybody, can I get everyone's attention. Important announcement.
Please take a few minutes to clean your work areas and computers., okay. Just take a minute and remember not to
keep any personal items on your work space. Okay everybody, no personal items , that includes change, candy, etc.., okay. And the client wants to say thanks and doing a great job.

Okay.

Anonymous said...

10:56,

You could not be more wrong. I am not a receuiter. I believe sharing informationas to jobs that are going on, including who staffed, numbers etc.. Is valuable information that can help the job seeker.

So 10:56 you are either an idiot or a fucking asshole that works at an agency.

Why would you even say that?

Anonymous said...

Listen Bloomberg Boy, even though I am unemployed and starving temp attorney, I can give you the $3 you are crying over.

What a pussy!!

Anonymous said...

hey post the NYC current jobs, how staffed and rates.

Anonymous said...

It's people like Bloomberg Boy that get the jobs -- because they are uptight assholes!!

Little Miss Prissy - boo, hoo, hoo.

Oh maybe you won't be able to pay rent, or maybe you won't be able to eat...oh I feel so sorry for you. Good reason to lambast co-workers!

Anonymous said...

Juristaff had a pathetic assignment at $22 starting in mid-July. Looks like it's full...

Anonymous said...

11:04,

Screw you dumbass. It is the principle of the thing.

Yes they are being whiny, but also good for them for saying something.

What does an iPod, phone, purse need to go missing for it to matter?

What is your threshold? If $3 is okay, then how about I come over and take $3 from you everyday asshole.

Anonymous said...

Where is that butt-boy Better Coder - he should know the rates/markets.

He disappears at the most convenient moments -- jackass.

Anonymous said...

11:03 - No, it doesn't always help. The recruiter will find out that a certain project is paying X numbers of dollars, and then will call up the client and try to offer candidates who will work for X minus 5 dollars.

Anonymous said...

principle???

since when has money anywhere been safe???

And esp. in this economy? You should know better - dumbfuck...

Anonymous said...

End of days nears.

Anonymous said...

Does Bloomberg Boy cry like a pussy like that everyday?

Anonymous said...

No one took $3 from this dude EVERYDAY. Sure, it's bad they took it once, but GET OVER IT.

Anonymous said...

I am sure there are worse things in this world - than LOSING $3 !! Geeez....

Bullshit about "principle" notwithstanding. We all hope for "principle" but we all know things will disappear if you LEAVE THEM OUT!!! At least cry over something worth more than $50!!

Anonymous said...

You are lucky I didn't take the shirt off your back and your pants and shoes, pussy boy!!

$3 Robber

Anonymous said...

I admit it, I took the three dollars. I didn't really need the three dollars, especially given the fact that I owe over 200K in law school loans. WTF difference would three dollars have made. I really took the money because I wanted to see this douche bag whine like a spoiled little baby. Mission accomplished!

Anonymous said...

I would wrestle you for a quarter.

Anonymous said...

11:10,

Your a fucking idiot.

Why are people against posting current jobs, agency staffed by, maybe the firm and rates?

It does help gauge the market.

Just post info on current jobs already.

Anonymous said...

Par for the course for this shit field. Even over a nickel, manners and human decency go out the window. Such money grubbing whores.

Anonymous said...

hey 10:56,

If you are interested I'd be glad to discuss offline, send me your email...0h wait let me guess it is jackas@Hudson.com

I'd kick your ass

Anonymous said...

Long live the King of Pop.

Anonymous said...

"But, if
Youre thinkin about my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white

I said if
Youre thinkin of
Being my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white"

Unless you work for De Novo.

Anonymous said...

I dreamed a dream and it came true, staffing agencies are going down! Direct hire is back, a blast from the past! Do you want fries with that?

Anonymous said...

On the subject of office theft -

Guess who the fat pig was at S&C who used to eat everyone's food from the fridge on 38? None other than fat-ass Clovis De Gourdo. When I was at Sullivan we checked his garbage pail several times and found containers in there from stolen food he had eaten overnight. We'd leave food in there at 11pm and it would be eated by 9 am!

Petty theft at the office is low down and dirty, but what kind of sadistic bottomfeeding butterball steals/eats leftovers? Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

I would wrestle you for half of a half eaten plain bagel..times are tough..

Anonymous said...

12:36, So funny, because on this board people have accued De Novo of favoring both blacks and whites. Perfect example of how people make up stories or just make an assumption based on one project they were on. Everyone loves to believe they are being persecuted. How about focusing on your career instead of dreaming up stories, it will probably get you a lot further in life.

Anonymous said...

There is no dreaming up stories as far as De Novo is concerned. I have personally worked with the fat saddlebag queens they always send to assignments because they are friends -- these chicks are so lame and professional, they make The Charm School Girls look like Prisses.

Anonymous said...

2:05 Is that true. Eeeeeew, that is really gross on the part of Clovester. I always knew he was grungy but this takes the cake!!

Anonymous said...

Long Live the King of Pop!!

Anonymous said...

2:27 said "I would wrestle you for half of a half eaten plain bagel..times are tough.."

they sho' are. I am thinking of going back and taking that cheap mother%$#^% jar of pennies.

Signed - $3 Robber.

Long Live Michael Jackson!!

Nigerian on Priv Team said...

I am currently staffed on a DeNovo project. What isss wrong wit dat?!?!?

Recruiter said...

Good move by my friends at De Novo.

Hiring Nigerians helps the firm meet its racial quotas without the burden of having to hire American citizens.

Anonymous said...

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat..

Anonymous said...

Although bitching about change is lame, kudos to the guy for alerting people that there may be a thief lurking. Personal electronics, wallets, jewelery etc. may well be next, and I'd personally be thankful for the heads up.

On another funny/sad side note, I was on a project where someone was eating other people's food from the fridge. One chick finally totally freaked out and went from room to room declaring the whomever had just eaten her bacon and eggs had eaten 'ARMPIT BACON' as she had rubbed it under her arm before she put it in the fridge.

Classic.

Anonymous said...

"Hi, DS!"

Anonymous said...

Shut up all you fools!!! My HEART HAS BEEN STOLEN -- what's more than that????

Mark Sanford, soon to be ex-governor...

Anonymous said...

big night,

We are having a Nigerian picnic and then watching blood diamond on the USA network. Ha ha ha the uncola will be served. Hope car service not late tonight.

Anonymous said...

Dude,
seriously most doc review floors look like a Paul Simon and his band concert from the late eighties.

Anonymous said...

If you have five thousand documents reviewed by eight coders, of which two were nigerian, then how many documents were coded by the Jewish coder?

Anonymous said...

I just heard that f'nnn update held an open house event today and again tomorrow at their NYC offices for law students. A law student, 2L, went today and they did interviews, registered people and had food in conference room for them. Basically she said it was all about we are professional at placing people and know the localmarket. It is tomorrow as well.

Damn crazy crap

Anonymous said...

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/01/another-view-in-praise-of-law-firm-layoffs/

Anonymous said...

i cannot believe david solomon sent that email. what an ass.

Anonymous said...

That Three Dollar Boy is crazy.

I'm sure it was annoying to find some dimes gone, but to send an e-mail like that he really should have lost a lot more.

Anonymous said...

David Solomon sounds like a total douchebag.

Anonymous said...

5:47 - the answer is 250 documents coded by the Jewish coder.

You see, he only coded for 3 hours, spent 1.5 hours looking up the Jewish associate(s) he knows from school/family/synagogue and another 3 hours chatting up said associate(s). And Jewish temp will last forever at the firm because he will be moved from project to project so long as he can find friendly associates. He might even be working on some little case by himself that no one even knows about.

Jews > almost everyone else

at least when it comes to networking.

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares about this guy's $3. Yes, it was wrong of someone to take the money. Yes, it should have been brought to everybody's attention. But the way this guy went about it was just wrong. He could have sent a normal e-mail informing everyone of the situation and it would have never even been posted on this site!

Anonymous said...

This guy is a fool. Of course he has to berate the $20 the temps like subhuman kindergarden clowns.

The less the pay, the less the respect you. You are just miserable losers for working there and he will treat you as such.

That's the attitude, anyway. It's amazing that law school grads can be treated like animals.

Good job outing this asshole.

Anonymous said...

Someone should steal his jar of pennies -- just to complete the circle of life.

Anonymous said...

Even I, Father Eamon, as disgusted as I am by this bold day-time robbery berate this fool for accusing hard-working, decent people.

Shame on you.

Father Eamon

Anonymous said...

Just as Mr. Michael Jackson rose like a phoenix from the ashes of his father's abuse so shall we from the torment and abuse heaped upon us by lowly peons and recruiter whores!!

And we shall become SUPERSTARS!!

Long Live Michael Jackson!!!
Long Live the King of Pop!!
Long Live Abused Temp Attorneys!!!

Anonymous said...

I am going to leave $3 on the sidewalk and if anyone takes it -- I am going to cut you beeeeeeeatch!!!

Anonymous said...

Recruiter Whores = Joe Jackson
Staff Attorneys = Joe Jackson

Anonymous said...

How can they actualy keep anyone on the bloomberg thing? I would expect everybody is doing their absoulute best to jump. I sure as hell would.

Anonymous said...

Joe Jackson would make the best temp recruiter. He's just as sleazy as Sean Treadwell.

Anonymous said...

Heal the world..make it a better place...

Anonymous said...

No mo tempin drama
Goin 2 work 4 Obama

Anonymous said...

We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving

Anonymous said...

With the Supreme Court's decision in Ricci v. DeStefano this week, we can now report that Sonia Sotomayor is even crazier than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

To recap the famous Ricci case, in 2003, the city of New Haven threw out the results of a firefighters' test -- which had been expressly designed to be race-neutral -- because only whites and Hispanics scored high enough to receive immediate promotions, whereas blacks who took the test did well enough only to be eligible for promotions down the line.

Inasmuch as the high-scoring white and Hispanic firemen were denied promotions solely because of their race, they sued the city for race discrimination.

Obama's Justice-designate Sotomayor threw out their lawsuit in a sneaky, unsigned opinion -- the judicial equivalent of "talk to the hand." She upheld the city's race discrimination against white and Hispanic firemen on the grounds that the test had a "disparate impact" on blacks, meaning that it failed to promote some magical percentage of blacks.

This strict quota regime was dressed up by the city -- and by Sotomayor's opinion -- as a reasonable reaction to the threat of lawsuits by blacks who were not promoted.

That's a complicated way of saying: Racial quotas are peachy.

According to Sotomayor, any test that gets the numbers wrong -- whatever "wrong" means in any given context of professions, populations, applicants, workers, etc. -- is grounds for a lawsuit, which in turn, is grounds for an employer to engage in race discrimination against disfavored racial groups, such as white men.

Consequently, the only legal avenue available to employers under Sotomayor's ruling is always to impose strict racial quotas in making hiring and promotion decisions.

Anonymous said...

Say, if the threat of a lawsuit permits the government to ignore the Constitution, can pro-lifers get New Haven to shut down all abortion clinics by threatening to sue them? There's no question but that abortion clinics have a "disparate impact" on black babies.

This week, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 for the white and Hispanic firefighters, overturning Sotomayor's endorsement of racial quotas.

But all nine justices rejected Sotomayor's holding that different test results alone give the government a green light to engage in race discrimination. Even Justice Ginsburg's opinion for the dissent clearly stated that "an employer could not cast aside a selection method based on a statistical disparity alone."

Indeed, the dissenters argued that the case should be returned to the lower courts to look for some hidden racial bias in the test. For Sotomayor, the results alone proved racial bias.

The one advantage Sotomayor's talk-to-the-hand opinion has over Justice Ginsburg's prolix dissent is that brevity prevented Sotomayor from having to explain why quotas aren't quotas.

That was left to Ginsburg.

Liberals desperately want race quotas -- as long as quotas never come to their offices.

But they can't say that, so instead they talk in circles for 10 hours straight, until everyone else is exhausted, and then, when no one is paying attention, they announce: So we're all agreed -- we will have racial quotas.

Based on her lifetime of experience working as a firefighter, Ginsburg said: "Relying heavily on written tests to select fire officers is a questionable practice, to say the least." Liberals prefer a more objective test, such as race.

Isn't excelling on written tests how Ruth Bader Ginsburg got where she is? It's curious how people whose entire careers are based on doing well on tests find them so irrelevant to other people's jobs.

In the middle of a fire, it can either be a great idea or the worst possible idea to open a door. An excellent method for finding out if your next fire chief knows the correct answer is a written test.

Unleashing the canard of all race-obsessed liberals, Ginsburg observed that courts have found that a fire officer's job "involves complex behaviors, good interpersonal skills, the ability to make decisions under tremendous pressure, and a host of other abilities -- none of which is easily measured by a written, multiple choice test."

So does a lawyer's job. And yet attorneys with absolutely no "interpersonal skills" get cushy jobs and extravagant salaries on the basis of their commendable performance on all manner of written tests, from multiple choice LSATs and bar exams to written law school exams.

I note that Ginsburg has not shown any particular interest in rectifying the "disparate impact" of legal exams: She never hired a single black law clerk out of the dozens she employed in more than a decade as an appeals court judge. (Her hiring practices on the Supreme Court are a state secret, but I can state with supreme certainty that her clerks do not reflect the racial mix of Washington, D.C.)

But liberals think other people's jobs are a joke, so the testing must also be a joke. That is -- other than their preferred test: "Is the applicant black, female or otherwise handicapped?"

There is no test that can prove all things about an employee and so there is no test that can't be derided by the race-mongers. Which is exactly the point. Get rid of all tests -- except for lawyers who graduated at the top of their law school classes at Columbia, like Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Then liberals are free to impose racial quotas on other people's jobs without limit.

As crazy as this is, even Ginsburg and the other dissenters made a big point of pretending there was some flaw in this particular test. None adopted Sotomayor's position that unequal test results alone prove discrimination.

This suggests that a wise Jewess, due to the richness of her life experiences, might come to a better judgment than a Latina judge would.

Anonymous said...

what's with every damn tv channel having the scroll at the bottom these days? Non fucking stop with the scrolling updates. I mean it is annoying.
Is there an option to turn off the scroll.

Does fucking barney and friends need the scroll.

I understand for CNN, but even here take a break once on awhile. I mean goodbenough with our fucking add culture.

By the way looking for some nice pussy today. Gonna bang

Anonymous said...

To Nigerian:

Love your accent!
Shows the quality of your doc review. You Nigerians never find anything, which is what we law firms want.

Please tell me about how bad America is and how Nigeria is paradise on earth like you always do.

Now you have your own U.S. president so people will listen to every word. Or you can say they use the N word.

Anonymous said...

Bloomberg has set the new low for the legal world.

Bloomberg is run by a bunch of recent college grad children who think they work for "the mayor".

The experienced attorneys work UNDER them as indentured servants and have to push all kinds of colored buttons whenever they go to the toilet or take a shit.

The pay has dropped from $40 to $20 and the conditions are far worse.

The product is crap and the people running it have their head up their asses and think Simpson and Cravath will buy thousands of Bloomberg terminals because of their way-behind-Lexis product.

Because the people who accepted the $20 per hour shitwork for them are little Joan King lemmings, they now are getting Dickensian working conditions.

But it doesn't matter because the B-LAW temps wear suits to work and say "I'm a lawyer for the Mayor".

Anonymous said...

Billie Jean is not my lover..

Anonymous said...

Current Market Info:

I is standin' in da cornfield keepin da crows away, and I am makin' a dollar a minute!!!

Anonymous said...

you guys are idiots... i know this guy and obviously that email was meant to be funny

Anonymous said...

Clovis was not the only food thief on 38 at S&C. It was so pathetic, especially since dinner was free at that hell hole. When I realized that people were eating the food I left in the fridge I began to sabotage whatever I left in the fridge. Bodily fluids, saliva, mucus and even laxatives were mixed in. Thieves beware to what you're taking. bwahahahahahahahha

Anonymous said...

Temps to Clovester and Big Momma:

They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

Anonymous said...

You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

Anonymous said...

Long Live the King of Pop!!!
Long Live Michael Jackson!!!
Long Live All Abused Species!!!
Long Live Temp Attorneys!!!

Vive La Revolution!!!

It will come.....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, now B-LAW (shit Bloomberg law) is saying "this email was just a joke".

All B-Law temps know what a great sense of humor the bosses there have.

They are overly self-impressed college students.

The guy running the product does not know shit about shit.



But but but...
It is still better than small firm practice!

The supposed "happy life small firm" consists of:
-being fired daily
-monthly payroll missed
-shit McD's salary
-screaming maniac boss
-being asked to do every shit job and bring in biz to the failing outfit
-not being able to pay the rent
-no office equipment or support
-secretary is illegal immigrant and a bitch

The boss from hell is small practice life.
This is 99% of being a lawyer in the U.S.
Not getting paid.
Ungrateful clients who make lawyer jokes about how sleazy lawyers are,when they are the fucking nonpaying sleazes.
They also call you night and day.

Anonymous said...

Here is the idiot who runs B-LAW:

"Constantin Cotzias, who heads up the Bloomberg Law project in New York, said the company has actually been collecting legal data for years - although the integration of the data and the delivery to the customers has really been pushed since September."

Anonymous said...

I is on Sandrine preferred hire list.

What izzz zo bat dat?

What language is dis doc-u-mend review in?

Anonymous said...

holy crap, does anyone have a sense of humor at all????? seems to me this person was just having a little fun with the whole thing. beats the hell out of some emails that I've gotten from "management" on temp jobs... you guys need to lighten the hell up... also, apparently you guys on that project should stop stealing shit!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"Hi, David Salomon!"

Anonymous said...

1:53 It's in ebonics. You'd be perfect for it...

Anonymous said...

2:38 is now embarrassed. Yeah, yeah we know how much of a "joke" it was.

Life can be a lot worse than losing $3. We all wish for "principle" but how much of this "principle" do you yourself follow when you berate innocent people.

Anonymous said...

Sir, I aks you for some docu-mends....

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma is sporting a new dew (if you can call a weeve dew, other than Dog DOO) I saw her earlier this week, scary thing you are just FUGGGGLY Give it up. FFUCKKKING FUGGGGGLY Dog Yuckish. Karma got yo good, Bitch!!!!!!!! Fuck you for all you have done to my friends Fuck you ugly monster Bitch!!!!!!!!! Ms Sam you are just one fucked up corrupt mother fucking mean bitch. I hear that your are being SOOOOO exposed. Fuck you for blocking my girlfriend's hire (though, you INADVERTANTLT did her a favor. Ugly mean beeeaaach. Your time has come.

Anonymous said...

I work at Bloomberg for $20.
This email is NOT a joke.
This is Bloomberg mind games.
The people who are the managers Adam etc. are college kids with a big ego and who know zero about law.
There is no senior person at B-Law who knows anything about substantive law.
Some of the temps are very good, but they are treated like rubbish dogs and common thieves. As shown in this email.

Bloomberg has free food. But none ever given to temps. It's like stealing from them the managers say.

Constantine has his head completely up his ass.

They are saying Lexis and Westlaw are too high end, when in fact Constantine said the opposite that B-Law would only be for the Paul Weiss's and they did not want to deal with small firms.

Anonymous said...

There are no Nigerians at Bloomberg because there, they expect you to produce use-able work-product.

Which counts them out completely.

Anonymous said...

"Nigerian on Priv Team said...
I am currently staffed on a DeNovo project. What isss wrong wit dat?!?!?

4:34 PM
"


I don't believe you're a real Nigerian. Because in the picture you're not wearing a fake Rolex, a Hawaii shirt, and carrying other people's bank information.

Anonymous said...

12:42 Big Mamma is not the only one preventing people from being hired.
There are several old ladyish middle-aged UGLY unhappy ladies/lifers there who cannot stand the thought of an attractive energetic young woman coming on board. These old ugly ladies band together.
My friend worked with a woman who acted really sweet and nice all the time but when it come time to hire her, she did not let it happen. These old cooters are just threatened - Lucy, Big Momma, Jenny Fat Buns, Ruth, Mary, all of them are nasty ugly low-level big-assed secretary types. The thing is even if good people do get hired they will not be able to hack it for too long with this COVEN OF WITCHES.
Trust me these old bitches are not smart, they are just there because their desperation makes them suck associate ass all the time. A more taleneted educated paralegal will probably hit an associate on the head for being such a prick but these people offer their rear ends and beg to be sodomized more. It's not prestigious to be a para/staff attorney at big firms. Your g-friend is better off in the long run...working with this HAGS woul dmake her very unhappy and UGLY.

Anonymous said...

Nigerians work well for agencies/firms because they are black but they do not have the baggage of American blacks.
So they meet the quotas and are manageable.
Overall I found them pretty nice and amiable. Don't know about their work.

Anonymous said...

If you think Bloomberg is bad, have you worked at Pfizer??
The paralegals there, including a parrot-nose one by the name of Heather B, think they are god and boss the attorneys around like no one's business.
Parrot nose Heather B is the worst [jaw is twice as long as Jay Lenos]. She does not realize a paralegal is just a secretary-

Anonymous said...

9:59 is right. There is an old fat ass Ruth at S&C, with a huge rear end. She is particularly nasty to other woman. She is an old Hispanic lady who like Michael Jackson picks a young white boy to be her puppy. I don't know what magic she works on these young boys but she has them spying for her, picking up gossip, bossing others...it's all just very gross and unprofessional.

Anonymous said...

Aspiring Lawyer Finds His Debts Bigger Hurdle Than Bar Exam (NY Times)

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/business/02lawyer.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=bowman&st=cse

All his life, Robert Bowman wanted to be a lawyer. He overcame a troubled childhood, a tragic accident that nearly cost him a leg and a debilitating Jet Ski collision.

He put himself through community college, worked and borrowed heavily to help pay for college, graduate school and even law school. He took the New York bar examination not once, not twice, not three times, but four, passing it last year. Finally, he seemed to be on his way.

In January, the committee of New York lawyers that reviews applications for admission to the bar interviewed Mr. Bowman, studied his history and the debt he had amassed, and called his persistence remarkable. It recommended his approval.

But a group of five state appellate judges decided this spring that his student loans were too big and his efforts to repay them too meager for him to be a lawyer.

“Applicant has not made any substantial payments on the loans,” the judges wrote in a terse decision and an unusual rejection of the committee’s recommendation. “Applicant has not presently established the character and general fitness requisite for an attorney and counselor-at-law.”

Mr. Bowman, 47, appears to have crossed some unspoken line with his $400,000 in student debt and penalties, accumulated over many years.

New York’s courts have overlooked misconduct like lawyers’ solicitation of minors for sex, efforts to deceive judges and possession of cocaine. Those instances have led merely to temporary suspensions from practice.

“It usually takes a pretty significant record of some underlying misconduct to keep you out permanently,” said Deborah L. Rhode, a law professor at Stanford who has studied bar admissions across the states. Excluding someone for having too much debt was odd, she said; the hard questions about loans usually involve applicants who have used bankruptcy to try to escape loans, she said, and Mr. Bowman has not.

---continued on NY Times site ---

Anonymous said...

This is riduculous. You mean, I can molest a child, blow my nose out from cocaine, and get admiited to the Bar but not because I have too much debt.
This needs to be looked into. BULLSHIT.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

Yo, this is Joey Cappucci from new Joisey.

Yo, Bloomberg guy, "you talkin to me, huh...you TALKIN' to me.

This guy needs "a good talkin' to" if youz know what I mean, huh???? I sez to him, shut the fuck up motherfucker!!!Fuggedabouit!!!

Anonymous said...

Mary O'Kf is cool. You are stupid. she is very loyal, and good to her temps. You must just suck! I have been employed for some time with her, and she is the best. Can't speak for th eothers because i don't know them, but I bet you are wrong.

Anonymous said...

Mary O' is a bitch!

Anonymous said...

Mary O'K is a cunt. You should just see the way she looks at other women when she is standing out smoking - total cuntbag. And after she hired Siccorhands I lost all respect for her trashy ass. She is one nasty witch.

Anonymous said...

Yo this is Joey Cappuci again. I sez Mary needs "a good talkin' to" if you know what I mean....
Biy she is one ugly dame -- my father's old mule Sallie used to look like that.
Fuggedaboutit!!!

Anonymous said...

man, what a bunch of whiny bitches.

Anonymous said...

Kiss my stinky smelley saggy loser temp ass!!!! you old mule...

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

No bigger bitch than Big Mamma fucking ugky evil bitch fron HELL... t's amuzing how these pathethic evil characters always have these mega weakling followers. Was anyone in Health South last year. There were some witchy BITchy analyst on that one. One of them looked like a scary beast but I don't know her name. Jamaican UGLY, of course..... dorky glasses, and Erkle-like face with mega dreds.......witchy woman man that meaness come out of her sweat spots BITCH if ever one existed. I think the other cool analyst hated her too. Haha at least they made noise about it to our entertainment Haha. Is she related to Big Mamma ultimate bitch woman/man/beast-thinga fucking-what-is-that=grotesquestion

Anonymous said...

Big Momma is the UGLIEST thing alive or dead both inside and out. I never saw a BABBOOON that grotesque. I hear she is married, but to what........ she must have a VOODOO doll on his POOOOOR ass.

Anonymous said...

What You lunch pail, Biiiiiiiig Mammma isa comin' round the temp table. "Oh, you off to Dinna at the Cafeteria Sludge", "be sure to bring Big Mamma back a treat" "you like to work, don't you" Big Mamma isa HUNGRY..... feed the PIG the big nasty mean PIG

Anonymous said...

What's Clovester doing these days? Still peeking out from behind Wonderboxes??

Anonymous said...

Hi this is Update calling in:

Just reminding everyone about appropriate dress attire and protocols at our projects.

Anonymous said...

Ruth has big watermelons.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

EP Dine says that Bloomberg is prime work.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Update. while I am sure your hookers will be shwoing up with paychecks with their saggy boobs hanging out.

Anonymous said...

This week in law firm layoffs:

Ruden McClosky: 8 lawyers

Allens Arthur Robinson: 114 undisclosed

Weil, Gotshal & Manges: 16 lawyers, 11 staff

Barlow Lyde & Gilbert: 49 undisclosed

Taylor Wessing: 11 lawyers

Denton Wilde Sapte: 14 lawyers

Harvard Law School: 12 undisclosed

Total: 49 lawyers, 11 staff, 175 undisclosed

Anonymous said...

Has Big Mamma been fired? I haven't seen her.........AND, that's not A easy happening. Have the Big Boys taken over? Is the Caribean mob in Jeopardy? Please someone, inquiring minds want to know? Where is Big Mamma and her feable following. Oh, well. Long live Clovester, and pretty boy GaYllard, and the HippoPotoMarks

Anonymous said...

Has Big Mamma been fired? I haven't seen her.........AND, that's not A easy happening. Have the Big Boys taken over? Is the Caribean mob in Jeopardy? Please someone, inquiring minds want to know? Where is Big Mamma and her feable following. Oh, well. Long live Clovester, and pretty boy GaYllard, and the HippoPotoMarks

Anonymous said...

"Allens Arthur Robinson: 114 undisclosed"

So much for the "booming Aussie economy", maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayte!

The big mistake of the Ozzie's is to try to re-make America and American style law firms in their own country. So AAR is like the Skad of Australia. i.e. a shitty McDonalds with no Q.C.

Anonymous said...

"with their saggy boobs hanging out."

Really?
I saw some pretty good titty action.
Nice firm, pert and pertruding, milk fed breasts. Waiting to be slurped.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

Clovester is a comic book freak waiting to be had. He is so ugly fat and pathetic with the personality and looks of a fat smelly ASS!!!!!!!!!! What a reFUCKINGtart

Anonymous said...

Isn't "Clovis" Goyon french for smelly FART?

Anonymous said...

You will notice at BLOOMBERG there are no, repeat no, Nigerians.


hhhhhhhmmmmm, wonder why, since they say how smart and hard working they are?

Answer: because you have to produce useable, publishable work product every week. If you are a fucking illiterate toad from Nigeria, affirmative action won't make your writing publishable.

So Nigerians go to doc review and stealing people's bank account info. Such a noble and great people!

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