Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The ABA's Fake "Legal Rebels" Campaign



Let the institutional denial and counter-propaganda campaign begin.

As one commentor so aptly put it, "the REAL online rebel movement among lawyers online is the movement to expose the law school scam and how the legal establishment such as the bar associations are enabling the law school industry to lure hundreds of thousands of law students into 6 figure debt when there is a huge oversupply of lawyers already."

For years, the legal elites have benefited from this drastic oversupply and the cheap labor generated by these nasty unsanitary debt repayment mills. But now, however, even a shitty benefitless secretarial wage is too much for them to handle. Hence, this year we have seen the devastation unleashed by the ABA's opening of the floodgates to a massive wave of foreign outsourcing.

http://www.legalrebels.com

141 comments:

Better Coder said...

As I am often first in both number and quality on my project, I too, am first for these batch of comments.

Very Truly Yours,
First Coder

Anonymous said...

First entry on the manifesto should be that S&C has to pull back on Big Mamma's food allowance. Her daily food intake could feed an entire African village.

Anonymous said...

woohoo, death to the legal industry..end days nears..

Anonymous said...

You know it is bad when you have to have all sorts of experience to be a doc reviewer in a dump like Tallahasse:

The Gnoesis Group is recruiting for licensed attorneys with a minimum of 3 years of litigation experience to work on a contract project. Extensive document review experience, including second-level review experience, required. Senior associate level candidates and solo-practitioners are encouraged to apply. This is a short-term project in Tallahassee. Candidates must possess excellent computer skills.

Candidates must be licensed and in good standing.

Please send resume in a WORD document to ccurry@gnoesisgroup.com for immediate consideration. Referrals are welcome.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone worked with Carol O' Neill and Associates?

unperson said...

I think that at least SOME of the ABA Journal people have good intentions in this Legal Rebels thing, but you always have to be suspicious of whatever the ABA (or any entity associated with it) does.

best thing we can do is keep making websites and postings and comments and videos exposing the corruption and evil that is the foundation of the legal profession establishment.

Anonymous said...

The people that work there might have good intentions, but make no doubt about it, the ABA is merely a lobbying organization for biglaw and the law school industry. If this legal rebel thing gets out of hand expect a crackdown from the higher ups.

Anonymous said...

This is vomit inducing. From the Legal Rebels website:

I am a proud member of America’s essential profession. Without the rule of law, society breaks apart, capitalism grinds to a halt, and democracy degrades into tyranny. The legal profession makes America possible.

But at the same time I celebrate the law’s rich history, I recognize that the legal profession itself – the people and institutions that daily tend to the rule of law – is constantly changing. And never more so than today.

Our predecessors did not inherit the world’s most respected legal education system, most successful law firms and fairest court system. Those institutions were once radical innovations created by individual lawyers to effect fundamental change.

In this time of economic crisis, I pledge to find ways to improve my corner of the profession. I’ll question the status quo. I’ll experiment. And I’ll use the power of the Internet to do my work better, faster and more efficiently.

I’ll help remake the profession I hold dear so it can continue to deliver on America’s promise.

I’m an innovator. A maverick. A pathfinder.

I’m a Legal Rebel.
___________________________

Rebel my ass. First off, law is an industry, not a profession. Nearly all the people involved in this farce are the vilest scum mankind has ever produced.

Is "the world’s most respected legal education system" the diploma-mill gutters like Seton Hall who lie thru their teeth about salary and employment, while saddling 25 year old kids with massive non-discharable debt? The same "education system" that wastes people's time having nerds who couldn't hack Biglaw lord their knowledge of 14th century property law over a gaggle of lemmings like a 12th grade calculus student bullying the 8th grade arthimatic class?

The same "profession" that changes pay rates in the middle of projects, refuses to pay health benefits, and treats young attorneys like expendable pices of filth?

The same "legal system" that clogs countless courtrooms with fender-bender cases and the infamous McDonald's cup of coffee? The legal system the fell asleep at the wheel while Madoff stole billions but was busy modifying Bluebook Rule 167(f)IVi about underlining punctuation marks in case citations?

This industry is the biggest scam, farce, and laughingstock of the entire western world. I hope this clown gets hit by a bus.

Skadden Farts 2009

I'd like to see this guy get his face punched in.

Anonymous said...

I just want this nightmare to be over.

Anonymous said...

Yes I want to change my corner of the law and I want those of you in the same position:

We will meet every two weeks at the unemployment office to claim our weeks. At the office we will discuss the changes law has brought to our members.

Members being evicted from apartment.

Members moving back with mom and dad.

Bankruptcies

How to pay Sallie Mae when you are broke

Etc

Anonymous said...

When can we edit the manifesto?

Edict 1 - Joan King gets thrown in the paddywagon.

Edict 2 - David Perla gets turned over to the Taliban and is forced to serve as the tribal bitch boy.

Anonymous said...

E-MAIL FROM Suffolk SHITLAW SCHOOL NO-CAREER SERVICES

From: [REDACTED]
Date: Fri, Jul 17, 2009 at 1:21 PM
Subject: Weil Gotshal Job Posting
To: [REDACTED]

Dear 2009 Graduates:

I wanted to make you aware of a great opportunity currently posted on Symplicity. Please find the job information below. Interested parties should apply through Symplicity with a resume and cover letter.

Employer: Weil Gotshal & Manges, LLP (Boston, MA)
Title: Paralegal Position for '09 Graduate
Description: This posting is for the class of 2009 grads who are not deferred for another position. Monday-Friday, 9:00am to 5:00pm, flexibility with overtime required.

Job Responsibilities Include But Are Not Limited to:
-Assist with all stages of transactions, including various closing and post closing tasks.
-Organize and review diligence materials, maintain data rooms, maintain corporate records.
-Conduct basic research using various resources including databases and the Internet.
-Manage databases.
-Review, draft and prepare corporate formation/organizational documents.
-Prepare, file and/or order corporate documents with/for various service companies, the SEC and other regulatory bodies.
-Prepare audit response letters.
-Provide attorneys with general organizational support and other administrative duties.

This position involves sitting at a desk for long periods of time, and operating a PC and other office equipment in the course of regular duties. Involves some light lifting/moving of documents and document boxes - approx. 20lbs. Position reports to Office Administrator. Weil Gotshal requires a two year commitment for this position.

Experience:
-BA/BS/JD with strong academic record
-Strong written and oral communication skills
-Strong research and technical (computer) skills
-Ability to organize and prioritize numerous tasks and complete under time constraints with great attention to detail
-Ability to work in a fast-paced, high pressured, professional environment.

Anonymous said...

It's kind of sick. My fiance and I were both BigLaw assholes and now we both sell solar systems. Ah, so much better! Wake up and get out people!

Anonymous said...

Mr./Ms. Better Coder, I'm surprised at you. You are "often" first in both quantity and quality. I thought you were numero uno all the time. In other words, peerless. Me personally, I survived two cuts on my current gig, do you think I can enter the echelon of being a better coder too?

David King said...

Remember that time I DONKEY PUNCHED you, Skadden Farts?

Anonymous said...

How can an organization that represents the very heart of the status quo also claim to comprise "legal rebels"? Who do they claim to be "rebelling" against?

Recruiter said...

It's called capitalism suckers. If unlicensed non-fluent English speaking foreigners are best equipped to serve my elite law firm partners, guess who I will be calling. Not you!

Anonymous said...

What happened to Margaret the trailer trash hick from the EP Slime law department gig? Is she back in Alamba working as a Wal-Mart greeter?

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Anonymous said...

"If unlicensed non-fluent English speaking foreigners are best equipped to serve my elite law firm partners, guess who I will be calling. Not you!"

Unfortunataly for you, recruiter, there's this thing called aiding and abetting the unlicensed practice of law. It'll get you disbarred if you're an attorney. They also have a criminal offense for the unlicensed practice of law that is a FELONY.

You relly ought to explain this to your "elite" law firm clients.

Besides, who gives a shit about coding anyway? It's a career dead end. Are you relly planning on coding docs for the rest of your life. Get off your ass and find a job. It's not like it's THAT hard. Jeez.

beerguzzlingtemp said...

This field is shot. It isn't coming back either due to the volume of law school graduates. I am going to learn how to flip burgers or bartend.

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Anonymous said...

Fire Chief Pete Nowicki in Monday's Wall Street Journal - though it might not be the kind of celebrity he welcomes. The 51-year-old retiree is fast becoming the poster child for "pension spiking," that is, making an already generous pension even larger via a pay raise granted just before retirement. Nowicki's boost, as Contra Costa Times columnist Dan Borenstein has reported, came in the form of cashed-in vacation time and other compensation. The raise increased his annual pension from $185,000 to $241,000

Anonymous said...

Pretty ridiculous effort by the ABA. It just shows utterly clueless they are. They are going to cull their "rebels" from the ABA Journal articles.

Just another example of how,stiff, useless and out of touch the ABA is. Time to replace them with an agency more focused on the rank and file.

Anonymous said...

Most lawyers are doing pretty well, and they're not locked in some horrible basement coding docs. Hell, I don't work more than 35 hours a week (if you consider sitting around in an air conditioned court and BSing with the other attorneys work) and easily clear 65K. This is in one year of getting a job in the middle of the worst recession in the past 25 years.

Most attorneys that have been working in non-temp fields are easily making 6 figures or close to it.

Temping is a dead end; get the hell out of it ASAP.

Anonymous said...

what about people who have been temping for the last 9 yrs, how do they go from temping to a "real" attorney position? will it make a difference if those long time temps went to Tier 1 law schools?

Anonymous said...

I look forward to Dave Moss's comment and think he will get it just right.

Why not participate in the ABA thing and see if they really do mean well? It does no good to complain. Or is this all just humor?

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of happy horseshit! Here is my addition to their "manifesto": "I am smart enough to know when something is OVER, so I am getting out of this shitty 'profession' now while I still can." Manifest that, ABA Assholes! They don't understand us and don't care about us. They all (along with my illustrious state bar assn.) think we are all rich and can afford their thousand dollar CLE "opportunities" and conferences to hob-nob with mentally ill, socially retarded jerks. Thank God I am getting out alive.

Anonymous said...

People have been temping for 9 years. Why would you do something like that? That's crazy.

Anyway, that person has obviously painted his/himself into a corner that will be difficult to get out of. The only advice I can give is to network, volunteer to pick up some substanative experience, and send out a huge amount of resumes. If you keep after if you'll eventually find something, but you relly shouldn't have gotten yourself in such a position to begin with.

Anonymous said...

What does "meaning well" have to do with it? What is the purpose of this initiative? What does it seek to accomplish? How is getting involved with it going to advance the interest of most lawyers or any individual lawyer?

Anonymous said...

"They Don't Care About Us"
Michael Jackson

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, aggravation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Bang bang, shot dead
Everybody's gone mad

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Beat me, hate me
You can never break me
Will me, thrill me
You can never kill me
Jew me, sue me
Everybody do me
Kick me, kike me
Don't you black or white me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my life
I have a wife and two children who love me
I am the victim of police brutality, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of hate
You're rapin' me of my pride
Oh, for God's sake
I look to heaven to fulfill its prophecy...
Set me free

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
trepidation, speculation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
black man, black male
Throw your brother in jail

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Tell me what has become of my rights
Am I invisible because you ignore me?
Your proclamation promised me free liberty, now
I'm tired of bein' the victim of shame
They're throwing me in a class with a bad name
I can't believe this is the land from which I came
You know I do really hate to say it
The government don't wanna see
But if Roosevelt was livin'
He wouldn't let this be, no, no

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, speculation
Everybody litigation
Beat me, bash me
You can never trash me
Hit me, kick me
You can never get me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Some things in life they just don't wanna see
But if Martin Luther was livin'
He wouldn't let this be

Skin head, dead head
Everybody gone bad
Situation, segregation
Everybody allegation
In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Kick me, strike me
Don't you wrong or right me

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us
All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about us

Anonymous said...

will it make a difference if those long time temps went to Tier 1 law schools?

Yes, it will. Anybody from a Tier 1 law school can probably find some sort of job without trying that hard.

Anonymous said...

"Why would you do something like that?"

Because with student loan payments exploding in recent years, many of us can't afford to take that 35K a year shitlaw position.

R. Budd Dwyer said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

Ahhwww, the ABA is sooooo CUTE! With their little rebel yuppies and their little pink & blue manifesto. What a farce. The ABA is about as useful to us as tits on a bull. We ARE an industry, we are a trade. We are no longer a profession. The law schools have totally f#$%ed us by puking out too many JD's for the last 25 years. And the ABA's response to the recession and the changing face of America's legal industry is to publish a friggin manifesto? They should have addressed the problem of "too many lawyers" years ago. They are traitors to the profession.

Anonymous said...

If you've been temping for 9 years, you don't deserve to have your JD and should be disbarred...LOSER!

Anonymous said...

I would be careful about putting people down or denigrating their work experiences at a time like this. I would also lay off the jokes about prodding people into suicide. You never know.

Anonymous said...

Fuck the ABA! I want to smack that guy's face in the video. Let's have some fun with this legal rebel thing. Yeah, so cute. It reminds me of those annoying trust fund babies that hang out in Williamsburg and act all hipster. IT'S NO JOKE. THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. There are NO jobs out there. Debt is non-dischargeable and compounding. People ARE being evicted from their homes.

Suicidal Temp said...

Does anyone know where I can get some Diprivan/Propofol?

Anonymous said...

Step right up !! Doc review services available, $8.25 an hour. Step right up!! We also book jugglers for childrens parties !!

Anonymous said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.
haha did I freak you out ghetto Mark? How is "Tracy ugly-faced Whoredan Retart bitch marriage- ruining fat ass Dogass-munching creapy fuck" of yours doing? YOu fucking analyst are so fucked up. Keep on incesting and bred more RETARDS

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma Big Mamma, please put down that fried drumstick, and get a fucking life, and stop ruining other you fat ugly BITCH!

Guido Rama said...

I've been temping for 9 years. I see no shame in it. Hey, I can hit the beach when I want to. Was wrong with that?

Anonymous said...

Guido - you LOSER

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with Prostitution... dude - your a dickhead

Guido Rama said...

I'm healthy, I'm in shape and I make some money. La Dolce Vita. Don't be jealous.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you, 5:34. Fuck the ABA traitors. The question is: what can we do to expose and publicly ridicule & humiliate these useless and dangerous knobs?

Anonymous said...

Call John Stossel.

Anonymous said...

Call Big Mamma - chances are she is sleeping or eating in her office while her husband is getting it on with on of the hot chicks she fired for not bringing her a fucking brownie or burger from the cafeteria Fat Ugly Scary Monstrous Amazon Bitch

Anonymous said...

1-800-BIG-Mama

Anonymous said...

The S&C basement is as G-H-E-T-T-O as you can get.

Anonymous said...

2:41pm:
Carol O'Neil & Associates are no good. Don't waste your time with them.

Anonymous said...

Fredric U. Dicker—regarded as the pre-eminent political reporter in New York’s state capital—recently published a column decrying the complete breakdown of the state legislature, which has been unable to conduct business for the past month.
Buried way down in Dicker’s piece, starting at the 19th paragraph, we learn:
During the first five months of this year, with the Senate under the control of its first African-American majority leader, [State Senator Malcolm] Smith, top Democrats bemoaned the lack of minority Senate staffers.
But instead of trying to recruit new hires, they fired nearly 200 almost exclusively white workers and replaced them with a large number of minority employees, many of whom were seen by their fellow workers to be unskilled at their new jobs.
The move produced severe racial tensions, made worse by the fact that, as a high-level Democratic staffer confided, “We’ve been told to only hire minorities."
So, nearly 200 people lose their jobs in New York State because of their race? And not at the hands of some evil corporation, but our own elected officials?
It’s quite telling that, in our political age, mass firings can still happen because of one’s race. It’s even more telling that—the only time I’ve seen this story get any coverage at all—it was in the 19th paragraph of an otherwise unrelated column.

Anonymous said...

Write your local NYS legislator and inform them that you will organize an active local PAC to get them thrown out of office if they support using taxpayer money to meld Touro into the SUNY system. TTTouro is a rancid declining toilet full of useless professors who cheat on their wives and cheat on their spouses.

Anonymous said...

Everybody should join y'all's statewide Prepaid Legal Services provider firm, if you can. Coolest job I ever had in my little podunk state before I came back here to DC. You're practicing law, but you're not. You gain experience with a wider variety of cases than you can imagine. It's the fastest way of getting familiar with an incredible range of legal areas -- contracts, business transactions, real estate, trademark & copyright, administrative law, trusts & estates, probate, immigration, etc.

Anonymous said...

Prepaid legal is a disgraceful scam that preys on the poor.

Anonymous said...

Mr Ted S from Touro, the Fat Putridly ugly and very weird professor may be short fat and all of the, but he sure has a BIG DING DONG Man, I rod ethat thing for hours and hours. You'd neverf imagine such a freak would be so well endowed :-)

Anonymous said...

Ted S?

http://www.tourolaw.edu/about/faculty_administration_and_students/fulltime_faculty.asp

The guy is FUGLY. Touro girls must really be desperate.

Anonymous said...

"Bernanke Says Unemployment Could Derail Recovery"

Easy. Levy a huge tax on any business/corporation that outsources jobs. Economy + health care issues both solved. 2 birds/1 stone.

Anonymous said...

Heard outside De Novo's offices:

"Hey, I'll review your documents for a cheeseburger!"

Anonymous said...

"I'll review your documents for a cheeseburger."

Don't say that too loudly. You will be crushed by a stampede of fat saddlebag queens.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that... Big Mamma will get all the cheeseburgers. She will sit on you Watch out for that big amazon BEAST!

Anonymous said...

Is Big Mamma DS? It sure sounds like it. She is a massive ugly fat mean bitch who should be hit by a bus. Though, I imagine more damage will be had by the poor bus.

Anonymous said...

Big Momma in the da houz!!!!!!!!!!

Hide your dinner kids, she's gonna grab it. Whooooosh1

Polyester Polly said...

Knock it off, fool. Big Mamma a friend of mine. People always hatin' on women of style.

Anonymous said...

Anyone ever work at Huron Consulting?

Anonymous said...

9:28

Dat's LARGE Momma to you!!

Anonymous said...

Worse, not only will you lose your dinner, the mighty beast will break into that god-awful Jamaican JiberJab. Please, NO shut it the fuck up, please!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Be nice to Big Mamma. Be nice to the ugly sad woMANthing

Anonymous said...

I got a call for Labaton today. Looks like they are going to fire a bunch of people currently there and bring new people on.

the truth said...

Blacks and Asians smell

Guido Rama said...

Lighten up people. Get in shape, hit the beach and pray. That's all you can do.

Anonymous said...

I have done a project for Huron in Florida. They run document review factories in Florida and North carolina. I know they have also done some projects in NY. Low pay is the name of the game in FL and NC- twenty an hour. I believe they were paying 33 in NY. Very little OT. In Florida and NC they open the office from 7 am to 8 pm seven days a week and they want you to do a minimum of 37 hours. Many solos doing projects in Florida because of the flexible hours. If you have any other questions feel free to ask.

Anonymous said...

Huron has HUGE document review rooms in Mumbai and Bangalore. That is where all the subprime work is being conducted.

Anonymous said...

Indian and Pakies smell worse than dogshit

Anonymous said...

Clovester, under which temp table are you hidding tonight?

Anonymous said...

"Many solos doing projects in Florida because of the flexible hours."

Priming the pump. It's new in Florida, so make it seem attractive.

I remember readind that nightclubs go through a life cycle: A list, cool people, Bridge and Tunnel, Ghetto, and then nothing for a cycle. Then they open a new place and it starts again.

Essentially, all the followers hear that something is great and try and get involved. The stupider they are the lower they are on the ladder.

This is what's happening with temp. NYC is at the Ghetto phase. Flordia is at the A list phase. There are too many applicants (because they beleive recruiter BS and think they can get rich) and scumbag recruiters (who think they can get rich ripping people off) in NYC at the moment. In Florida, it's new and they're hiring competent people. In NYC, it's completely ghetto.

Anonymous said...

Same poster as above if anyone cares.

"Low pay is the name of the game in FL and NC- twenty an hour."

Exellent deal. If you have flexible hours, you can solo. You'll make more doing that then working 35 and OT.

40/60 (and even 50/75) is a rip off if you can't use your phone, email, and take off occasionally to make apperances.

With flex time, not only are you making more money, you're also building a buisness. You cover your overhead expenses by temping while you're getting started. You could also volunteer and do the occasional apperance to get experience and make money when you're not doing anything.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Blacks and Asians, whats happening with the S&C basement lovebirds? She pregnant with their blackanese lovechild yet?

Anonymous said...

This is the real rebel movement. What a powerful and compelling case you clowns are making. You guys are gonna rock the legal world by its very foundations. Wow, the elite old guard and their associate children must be crapping in their pants right now after reading threads like this one.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I'd be crapping in my pants too knowing that my docs would be reviewed and my projects managed by these clowns!

Its certainly obvious to everyone on the inside that losers and shitheads are being allowed to run things into the ground.

Just think what was happening before the abuses were being exposed on here!

R. Budd Dwyer said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.

Anonymous said...

Of course it is ghetto. Who made it that way? How about the firms that bring in LLM foreigners that can hardly speak English but who bring down the rates? One time, I remember the client unexpectedly dropped in to view the site, and the supervisors almost crapped in their pants. They practically had to hide the African LLM's in the closet.

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson will save us!?

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

Donkey butt and lil' pad thai, the lords of Sullivan besement. Theyre both fuckn devils to be sure but its better than unemployment line!

T&M together forever!!!

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU ABA!

FUCK YOU NEW YORK BAR!

Anonymous said...

"One time, I remember the client unexpectedly dropped in to view the site, and the supervisors almost crapped in their pants. They practically had to hide the African LLM's in the closet."


Yep.
Suddenly the reality sets in when the client shows up.

Anonymous said...

BIG MAMMA BIG MAMMA Please PLease leave me just one bit. Isa stavin' Please ima beggin ya

Anonymous said...

Big Mamma ATE all the docs Hense, the end of an industry. No more doc review. OH, boy. Now what? What to do with the BEAST What to do..... Maybe she can eat stinky Clovester, or feast on one of those hippoMarks. I am sure that they must taste all crusty and nasty, but Big Mamma never-no-mind She would eat herself if she had too. FEED THE PIG!

Anonymous said...

Sure, when the clients show up they want to make sure that the attorneys speak English and aren't on the phone 8 hours a day.

They might even sprinkle in a white male or two just to show what a blissful post racial utopia their workplace is.

Then the release the Nigerian chatterboxes from the closets.

Anonymous said...

That Gorilla sized analyst is a perfect example of how fucked up and currupt and useless they are...what a peice a of enormous crap that one is

Anonymous said...

I've done quite a bit of temp work at S&C and have no idea who 'clovester', Big mamma' and the other interestingly named characters are. Can someone provide more clues, as these names do not match up to anyone I know except for 'Valvina' and I know EXACTLY who that is, LOL. BTW, does anyone know whether the male receptionist is still there, you know the one who posted videos of himself barechested, singing along to a love song on youtube, LOL...

Anonymous said...

Yes, he's still there and he will scope out your ass as you go up the escalator - If youre a man.

R. Budd Dwyer said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.

Dave Moss said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.

Anonymous said...

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Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Tom the Temp anyway? He should come out of hiding, you fucking coward. You deserve to be beat up for all your trash talk. You people are all WHITE, BITTER, TRASH SUCKING UNEMPLOYED AND UNEMPLOYABLE PIECE OF SHIT

R. Budd Dwyer said...

Put a gun to your fucking head like I did and pull the trigger.

Dave Moss said...

"Aw, fuck you! Fuck the lot of you! Fuck you all!"

Anonymous said...

I must say that this blog -- for the past several months -- has missed a big opportunity to make a solid name for itself in the new American legal scene. First of all, whoever is running this site (is that Tom the Temp?) ought to be screening these stupid adolescent-seeming remarks about race and sex. Are the people leaving these comments 15 year old boys? or are they serious attorneys who have a big-picture understanding of the problems facing temp attorneys? Second, why hasn't this blog started a petition and after getting lots of names, presented it to the ABA to amend Ethics Opinion 08-451? All I see is foolish remarks and petty commentary about cab fare and personality problems with temp agencies. Please, get it together over there, Tom the Temp, and start something valuable; maybe the ABA will amend its rules re: outsourcing (to Mumbai?) and we can all get back to work.

Anonymous said...

4:36: Do you think that those of us who cannot repay our student loans, cannot pay our rent or mortgage, and struggle to put food on the table gives a flying FUCK about what Biglaw thinks of us? They don't have time to think about us and if they did have the time, they wouldn't care. Being poor doesn't make us stupid, so don't insult us. And don't be so arraogant. You may be joining us on the unemployment line soon.

Anonymous said...

Class action, anyone?

Anonymous said...

And yet, even knowing the horrendous state of the industry for young lawyers, the ABA continues to accredit law schools. FAMU, aka Sham U, just recently received full accreditation, even though the legal job market for attorneys in central Florida is shot to hell. One of many sad examples: Florida Assistant State Attorneys being paid 38K a year, AND having to furlough, even though judges won't respect their furlough days.

And as if having to sell my soul to a bank for my TTT law degree wasn't bad enough, the Florida Bar systematically screws applicants with histories of psychiatric treatment as though they were criminals or drug addicts. They offered me "conditional acceptance" with exorbitant "monthly monitoring costs" for five years, while allowing applicants who lived their lives in Florida full "character and fitness" clearance even when they have criminal records.

Between the ABA, state bars, banks, and law schools, there is no practical reason to pursue a career in law in this country, unless you can somehow afford to go without taking out loans at all. I currently am searching for just about any way to use this degree other than for the practice of law, though am almost positive I won't find one.

The ABA needs to be fully investigated for the racket they are running, and state bars should be investigated as well. The whole legal industry is based on lies. It's no wonder lawyers have such terrible reputations among the general public -- the corruption in the industry is so widespread, the rot goes so deep, it is the height of irony that the ABA and state bars even set forth rules for ethics and professional responsibility.

Professional responsibility would be the ABA putting out 100 apologetic press releases for the bull$hit scam they've been running, agreeing to be prosecuted under RICO, then immediately shutting themselves down. Their magazine sucks anyway. Rebel attorneys? What an insult.

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Anonymous said...

now you hear.

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Cetatzeanul said...

i work at a Houston Personal Injury Lawyers and i am really glad i have this temporary job ! Not only i learn 100 new things / day, i also get paid for getting skilled at this

Anonymous said...

FuckTheABA WITH A CROWBAR!!! Otherwise there will be mini aba spawns reproducing everywhere. How do you kill such a fucked up entity?!?
(KEY: American Bar Association, Fucked Up Entity)