Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Although many of us are shit out of luck when it comes to landing work during this economic recession, at least many of us will be spared from the ravages of pig flu.
Imagine, for example, if the miserable, crowded Vioxx opearation at 65 Broadway was still in operation? Talk about a microbe incubator. Who can forget all the nameless bodies all piled on top of one another coding away at Satan's workshop? (The Bloomberg lemmings have nothing on us oldtimers.) I cringe when I think back upon the small, nasty bathroom that had to serve over 120 people. The odors, the cheapness of Hudson in not providing soap or toilet bowl covers, the permatemp who had a nervous breakdown and wiped her feces all over the wall. Ah, the memories.