Temp Life at Some of America's Most Notorious Legal Sweatshops
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Happy Halloween
"The Wicked Witch? Who could that be? Evelyn from De Novo, Nancy from Update, Nora from Lex?"
I'll get you, my pretty. And your little dog too! Off to the blacklist you go!
27 comments:
Anonymous
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Evelyn! Evelyn!! I vote her. She is the spawn of the devil and Medussa and ugly as an unwanted dirty diseased puppy. Evelyn for the witch. Evelyn for the witch!!!!! By the way, who is Nora?
She looks like a witch, smells like a witch and flys a big ole broom! Evelyn from De Novo want's to be hailed...well "Hail the All Mighty Wicked Bitch" ...and Nancy and Nora are not far behind! All Pigs...
I do not know why you all have such a terrible relationship with these ladies - worked with all of them, never got that impression and never ever had a problem.
Learn how to spell and how to use possessives. These women are probably laughing at your ignorance. If you are on their blacklist they are probably patting themselves on the back right now. Stop being so bitter and figure out why you are blacklisted by numerous agencies. Do you come in late every day? Do you come in smelling like alcohol? Do you come in in your best stained sweatsuit? Do you spell a law firm's name wrong on your resume when you just spent 10 months working for them? Did your grandmother die 4 times in the past year? Take some pride in yourself and your work and you'll see the agencies keep calling.
You make getting on the blacklist sound so difficult. Like Ted Bundy and child molesters are the only people who make it on there.
In REALITY, getting on the blacklist is easy as 1, 2, 3. Just look at Lisa Hart the wrong way while she is having one of her PMS induced tirades, and BOOM, on the blacklist you go.
Update's and Hudson's blacklists are lengthy and no secret.
I love the blacklists. It warms my heart to hear how pissed all these losers are about not being able to get any lowly temp job- not even the 31$ an hr ones! You a$$holes totally deserve to be blacklisted. Hooray!!
It's easy to be blacklisted while being extremely competent. Essentially, if you're not a complete sheep who does everything you're told without question no matter how stupid you are a candidate.
And don't think of suggesting better or more efficient methods of doing things, if only to keep your brain marginally alive -- you'll be a candidate.
Work too hard -- candidate.
Work too fast -- candidate.
I'm familiar with one of the people mentioned, and yes, she is a complete bitch.
I don't even know why these temps bother. As long as they can't find perm jobs, they are at the agencies mercy for work. End of story. Keep moaning and all that will happen is no more temp jobs, NOT "better conditions". So good luck with that.
I've never had a problem with DeNovo but Update and their evil overlords Sullivan & Cromwell can both kiss my ass! Both of them are complete shitholes.
27 comments:
Evelyn! Evelyn!! I vote her. She is the spawn of the devil and Medussa and ugly as an unwanted dirty diseased puppy. Evelyn for the witch. Evelyn for the witch!!!!! By the way, who is Nora?
evelyn is loose like sleeve of wizard
She looks like a witch, smells like a witch and flys a big ole broom! Evelyn from De Novo want's to be hailed...well "Hail the All Mighty Wicked Bitch" ...and Nancy and Nora are not far behind! All Pigs...
You are all wrong. That's Carrie Cheskin at at EPSlim/Frankendine
This post is offensive to witches...
I cant believe no one mentioned Julie.
your mom's pussy
Carrie by far is up there, liar and just plain nasty! All about her nails and the "All Mighty Dollar" that she steals how ever she can!
Carrie by far is up there, liar and just plain nasty! All about her nails and the "All Mighty Dollar" that she steals how ever she can!
I do not know why you all have such a terrible relationship with these ladies - worked with all of them, never got that impression and never ever had a problem.
Learn how to spell and how to use possessives. These women are probably laughing at your ignorance. If you are on their blacklist they are probably patting themselves on the back right now. Stop being so bitter and figure out why you are blacklisted by numerous agencies. Do you come in late every day? Do you come in smelling like alcohol? Do you come in in your best stained sweatsuit? Do you spell a law firm's name wrong on your resume when you just spent 10 months working for them? Did your grandmother die 4 times in the past year? Take some pride in yourself and your work and you'll see the agencies keep calling.
Oh, please!
You make getting on the blacklist sound so difficult. Like Ted Bundy and child molesters are the only people who make it on there.
In REALITY, getting on the blacklist is easy as 1, 2, 3. Just look at Lisa Hart the wrong way while she is having one of her PMS induced tirades, and BOOM, on the blacklist you go.
Update's and Hudson's blacklists are lengthy and no secret.
So, 9:37 - what did you do to wind up onthe list?
So many woman haters here. What's up with the misogyny?! Have all the men who type these crap comments here been down on their dating luck?
I love the blacklists. It warms my heart to hear how pissed all these losers are about not being able to get any lowly temp job- not even the 31$ an hr ones! You a$$holes totally deserve to be blacklisted. Hooray!!
It's easy to be blacklisted while being extremely competent. Essentially, if you're not a complete sheep who does everything you're told without question no matter how stupid you are a candidate.
And don't think of suggesting better or more efficient methods of doing things, if only to keep your brain marginally alive -- you'll be a candidate.
Work too hard -- candidate.
Work too fast -- candidate.
I'm familiar with one of the people mentioned, and yes, she is a complete bitch.
Have an outside practice/interests - Candidate
Question the modus operandi of Krowshitz - Candidate
Leave a sweatshop early - Candidate
Complain, politely but firmly, that responsible lawyers are being treated like children -- MAJOR CANDIDATE.
Call the fire department, claiming that your project is a crammed, KFC tinder box -- CANDIDATE
I don't even know why these temps bother. As long as they can't find perm jobs, they are at the agencies mercy for work. End of story. Keep moaning and all that will happen is no more temp jobs, NOT "better conditions". So good luck with that.
Don't you have a blacklist to attend to?
This is the TEMPORARY ATTORNEY blog, not the bloodsucking recruiter's blog. Beat it!
enjoy those "benefits"! ha! How long before you get a perm job, you think? this lifetime????
Some people work as temporary lawyers because they need the flexibility and/or may be trying to leave the field of law (big, big group).
And where is it written that's it all right to treat people like crap just because you can?
Should have been:
"that it's all right"
You are all now on the blacklist of the DeNovo Ho!
I've never had a problem with DeNovo but Update and their evil overlords Sullivan & Cromwell can both kiss my ass! Both of them are complete shitholes.
EVELYN LOUIE IS THE "QUEEN"!!!!
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