Thursday, August 02, 2007

The Sirens

"The high thrilling song of the Sirens will transfix him, lolling in their meadow, round them heaps of corpses rotting away, rags of skin shriveling on their bones ... Race straight past that coast!"

-Homer, The Odyssey (Book 12)

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Tom,

Just be thankful that only your financial and professional well being were harmed by these sweet sounding Sirens. I had the unfortunate chance to date one of these pea-brained, prada wearing, plastic phonies. Despite some initial misgivings, I hesitatingly sailed into port, and succumbed to one of their sweet sounding, soothing songs. Paralyzed by the hymns of "I love you," and "Be with you forever," I totally discarded any notion of common sense, and was completely oblivious to the fact that my Siren was fucking another sailor - a sailor who had a gf by the way!

Now cognizant of the truth, I confronted my Siren who denied the obvious, and enchanted me with yet another tearful swan song. She did this again and again, just as she was probably contemporaneously doing a hundred other sailors, again and again. Now with emotions and self-esteem in tatters, I sail off this island with the knowledge that the same underhanded techniques, plastic smiles, and phoniness that can be used to rob you of your self-worth and manhood are the same techniques that can be used to rob you out of your paycheck. Heads up for the Sirens!

130 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, just to clarify - You banged a)Kristy from Update, b) Debbie from Update, c) Leslie from Update, d)Christina (not to be confused with Kristy) from Update?

*If it was in fact, the lovely Eileen herself from Update, you get bonus points.

Anonymous said...

Please don't forget Nancy, Julie, Lisa or Kim-all quality p*ssy.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone hear what Hudson did last week over here at their ongoing project at 65 Broadway? A bunch of people took time off to study for the bar (the project is staffed with JDs and admitted attorneys) and were planning on returning to work after they sat for the exam. A half an hour after they finished the test, each received calls from Hudson's 100% trash recruiter, Julie Zuckerberg, telling them that their services were no longer needed. The New York Law grad seems to enjoy disciplining/firing people with the power that her toilet law degree gives her.

Anonymous said...

God, I love this industry.

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Anonymous said...

E) NONE OF THE ABOVE.

You people are so NY centric. There is actually life outside of NYC.

Anonymous said...

right...like any self-respecting recruiter would ever sink so low as to date temp attorney...LOL!

Anonymous said...

I doubt the person writing in was a temp attorney. It doesn't even sound as if he was an attorney. He probably stumbled across the blog and said, "Oh, so they screw the temps they hire, too!!!!"

By the way, I'm not from New York City but I totally get what you're saying.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck? Is this now a dating and romance blog?

Anonymous said...

Uncle Tom's use of allegory is well over my head.

He used to just say what we should be watchful for.

Now, we're supposed to remember high school freshman ?classics?. We read the Iliad and the Odyssey, but let's get back to contract attorneys and draw from his wisdom in a more succint, direct, helpful way. Some of us went the political route and not the liberal arts route in college and in our careers, so now in doc review tales veiled in what the English majors know so well are lost on we former legislators. The commentors are often just high-fivers, I generally don't trust the commentors as far as I can spit, for useful tips.

And I can't spit very far.

Tom, it's your blog and I/we appreciate your past kindnesses. The archives are helpful. But I'm beginning to subscribe to what I've been reading in comments over the summer, with no disrespect intended: You're less and less direct and helpful. If The Sirens has anything to warn me about a firm or agency it's lost on me. If you are working hard, you're steering further from how you used to help us, and I, too, miss your helpful postings. The previous post for cereal was a waste, too. What's a white horse tavern: A reference to the place that sells small hamburgers? White Castle or something?

Whatever. It's your blog, if you enjoy it that's what counts.

Anonymous said...

I like "The Sirens" article. Whether it is true or not, it is an amusing, classic piece of writing and it speaks volumes about Update Legal.
In case the people who read this blog don't know by now, it is about the legal temp world in NYC, so of course it is NY centric. And if the previous poster thinks that "Special K" is about cereal, then I don't even know how he was able to find this blog in the first place. Keep the funny anecdotes coming. We need to lighten up as well as to provide useful information about the doc review world in NYC.

Anonymous said...

it still is amazing that after all this time the blog has been up and temp atty work has been out, there are still some people who don't get that when you get canned from a project- or asked not to return like the person with the bar, it's because the FIRM doesnt want you.
To the person who was no longer wanted after the bar:The agencies want placements! If they don't have placements, they don't make their huge cash. Could be the firm doesn't have a legit reason to dump you, but you must have screwed something up for them or the agency would keep you there and suck money off you. I know a temp who returned after her bar no problem to that big project so you probably weren't liked by your firm.

Anonymous said...

that's how it is here in DC, too.

Anonymous said...

"If The Sirens has anything to warn me about a firm or agency it's lost on me." - I agree. This sort of stuff is lost on me and probably 90% of the lawyers reading this blog.

I like horror stories, and I like naming names. If there are evil law firm employees to be named, they should be called out for a smackdown.

Anonymous said...

People from one group of the project were allowed to return to the project after the bar, while people working with another group were not. Let's be honest - the project is mostly run by staff attorneys who all have their heads up their asses. The one Hughes Hubbard and Reed attorney on the project, Harris Berenson (listed on the HHR website as "eDiscovery Counsel"), is hardly ever here, and when he is, he is usually looking for a way to make someone miserable so that he can feel better about his title as eDiscovery Counsel. (If someone knows exactly what that title means, please feel free to explain.) The one who picks and chooses who should stay and who should be replaced by new people on the project is Hudson's own Patrick McLaughlin, the front desk weasel who spends most of his time making phone calls to his boyfriends and yelling at people for minor issues. I'm not quite sure how he gets his jollies anymore since he can't yell at people for coming back late from lunch since there is no longer a maximum amount of time that you can take for your break. If the firm actually cared about people's work/behavior on the project, most people here would have been fired long ago...

Anonymous said...

It's the same ol' same 'ol... you people are so lame. You blame the agency or their employees when you don't like your project. You can always leave if you don't like the firm or the agencies. And if you are so great and so much better than the Hughes e-discovery attorney guy, im sure you will have no problem securing your own perm job, right? And to those righteous temps who weren't wanted back after the bar- Im sure they will get more work asap bc they were so great but -sniffles- their greatness wasn't recognized by the firm. The only thing worse than a disgruntled temp, is a fired now unemployed disgrunteled temp.

Anonymous said...

To 10:09PM:

I used to work in that hell hole and Patrick from Hudson doesn't chose who to replace he does what the firm staff attorneys wants him to like a string puppet. I guess this is another person who doesnt understand the firm and agency scheme. I work in dc now sometimes and it's the same thing with our bigger projects. All puppets they are everywhre.

Anonymous said...

Jeez! Wasnt this supposed to be about the Sirens and Update girls alledgedly fucking temps?

Does anyone know if this is true? If so, I'm going to go register there tomorrrow and get some real employee benefits. I don't have that much doc review experience though so do you think I will still have a chance with them? I would appreciate anyone's input here. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

11:58, We're attorneys so as second in the food chain we have sex with everyone under us except doctors. No one can tell the allegory is meant to be Update from Tom's original posting.

If that's what it is, see "Risky Business," where Tom Cruise says, "When in doubt, f**k." I've gone out with the a few secretary/recruiters from agencies. They are fresh out of college and ripe for the picking.

If people were not returned to a project who cares! People were not accepted for the project for arbitrary reasons. As a minority the racial tension down here in DC is palpable on projects. Sisters worrying about their 40 and a mule. Crazy stuff that makes you doubt they ever went to law school. I would not accept such (non-slang) freaks for a project in the first place either, and use any excuse to keep them the heck away.

Thanks to the poster who reiterated my request to TTT: Please continue your kind warnings to us and cut down on the ridiculous allegories. Cereal is for children: Haven't had it since middle school. As I wrote, it's your blog, but you used to keep us in mind, and you are leaving us behind. I can only imagine our third-tier second class have who are silent because they don't have a clue, just like at work!

Anonymous said...

7:33AM: If you read this blog a lot, you should know who "pea-brained, prada wearing, plastic phonies" refers to in the original article. I am sure that anybody who has dealt with Update even just one time identified the subject of that article right away.
And if you don't know that "Special K" refers to Sullivan & Cromwell, then again you are not an experienced temp. Not everything needs to be spelled out; sometimes it's fun to read between the lines. This blog is for the NY doc review niche of the legal world. It is not meant to be understood or appreciated by everyone.

Anonymous said...

I think ever NY temp has passed by the hell hole that is 65 Broadway. I was RELIEVED to be let go from that project (months ago and be able to get a real job). It is the worst job I have ever had and that includes working at the mall as a teen. When I was there the way Hudson got away with firing the people studying for the bar was by actually making them resign that way they also don't have to pay unemployment (they get you both coming and going). If that's the way they still do things in those that were told not to return this time around should have had no expectation of returning since they quit. Not surprising since the majority of people ther are dirty (the bathroom made me dry heave everytime), stupid (yes,the majority would not understand TTT's allegory)and most of all hypocrites. As for greatness any self-aware person who is temping hopefully has a more realistic sense of their situation and why they are temping. It is very easy to be a self-righteous prig when you are not paying a Manhattan rent on your own and have student loans to pay as well.

Anonymous said...

I'm reading this blog for like the first time and I can't believe what's on here. If you can't get a job after law school, it's the law school's fault because they misrepresented their post school employment statistics, if you knowingly pay a high tuition to go to law school it's their fault you enrolled and paid anyway. And Sallie Mae are bad they want their money back and aren't compassionate to your mistake of going to law school.

if you can't find a perm job after law school and take a temp job and you hate it, it's BOTH the firm's fault AND agencies fault that provided you with the opportunity to pay back Sallie Mae who provided you with the funds to pay off the high tuition law school that misrepresented your chanses for employment.

Does anyone in NYC take responsibilty for their actions and choices????

Anonymous said...

Get off this board you idiot and go back to dating your cousin. You have no idea what you are talking about.

Anonymous said...

take responsibility? A school lies about its employment stats and starting salaries as a way to induce you to going to that school. If a publicly traded company did that, the corporate officers would be in jail, think Enron. Where is the responsibility for the malfeaseance and fraud commited by the law school?
Sheeesh, if you can't even get that concept you REALLY should avoid law school because you WILL finish last in your class and not have a job.

Anonymous said...

so when you are done with law school and take a temp job that you hate, is it a. the law school's fault? b. the firm's fault? c. the agency's fault?

Anonymous said...

It's no one's fault. I think that most of us accept the consequences that resulted from the choices that we made. No one is blaming the firms or the agencies for the situation that we find ourselves in, but is it too much to ask that they treat us with respect and don't subject us to sub-human work conditions?

Anonymous said...

2:01, I totally disagree. Maybe you accept the consequences of your choices, but the overwhelming majority of people posting on this blog do not. They blame everyone but themselves. It seems like the only working conditions that you guys wouldn't describe as "sub-human" would be if you were given the nice office (which actually isn't that nice) and the $160k salary that everyone here seems to say they were promised by their law school. Well, guess what? You don't deserve that job simply because you have a JD. You deserve that job because you worked hard in law school AND got good grades. It's that simple. It's not racism or nepotism or anything else. Stop whining so goddamn much. Take a real job as a lawyer, even one that doesn't pay well, work hard and see what happens.

Anonymous said...

Well said man. Lots of people do not accept personal responsibility. Same here in DC and LA. Just started a gig with a NY firm called Solomon Page here in DC. They give us lunch, dinner, 7am - 10pm window Mon-Fri, free photocopying and International phone calls. It's my first $40/hour, $60 OT (unlimited hours, 50 min) project, and aside from keeping us closely supervised the work is easy and I like my cool desk in someone else's air-conditioned office. Just got done with a big DC firm Arnold and Porter for a year at $35, steady work but in a document review warehouse. Props to our NYC friends and their basements, glad we don't see much of that!

Anonymous said...

Soon these blame-everyone-in-the-legal-world-except-yourself-types will be asking for reparations!

I mean, REALLY- if agenices and temp atty jobs didn't exist, what WOULD you be doing to earn money while looking for a perm job????

Maybe one of them blame everyone types that that moron who made the Enron comaparison will answer. (if law school actions did rise to the level of Enron shouldn't you be contacting the Atty General's office to get on those fraud charges instead of typing on a blog?) Heh. Heh. Heh.

Anonymous said...

Again very well said. Tom is very kind to permit the ridiculous hyperbole we read here from 20's and 30's adolescents.

Molly Maguires said...

Oh so well said! Lets keep all the labor cheap, cheap, cheap. Bring the Pinkertons in to show these attorneys how lucky they really are to even have work.
Tom is so kind to permit ridiculous hyperbole from the above "real lawyers" trolling the site.

Anonymous said...

It seems like the only working conditions that you guys wouldn't describe as "sub-human" would be if you were given the nice office (which actually isn't that nice) and the $160k salary that everyone here seems to say they were promised by their law school. Well, guess what? You deserve that job because you worked hard in law school AND got good grades. It's that simple. It's not racism or nepotism or anything else. Stop whining so goddamn much. Take a real job as a lawyer, even one that doesn't pay well, work hard and see what happens.

Two words for you: Fuck and YOU.

I graduated in the top of my class and worked very hard. I feel I should have ended up with better than what I "deserved" -- a temp job that pays $25/hr, no benefits, no PTO, and is just that. Temporary.

You are either a white man or a stupid white woman with connections who has NO idea what the legal profession is really like because YOU ended up getting a decent job and don't have to stay awake at night wondering where your next paycheck is going to come from. As for you remark to take a "real" job as a lawyer, I'm sure 99% of the people on this board would IF they could get one!

Stupid ASSHAT. I just hope you never end up in the shape we're all in someday. Then you'll see what it's like...

Anonymous said...

Of course, Uncle Tom: No top law firm wants blacks or women. Sad but true. Get over it and park my car. Then finish coding our docs. Stop eye-balling me, boy.

Why do minorities feel so entitled! We use toilet paper for pieces of shit, why should law firms be any different.

Anonymous said...

To 11:44PM:

If you graduated at the top of your class and couldn't land a decent job, it's because of your piss poor interviewing skills which probably showcased that terribele attitude of yours. Almost all grads who finished top of their class get opportunities- if one didn't stick, it's most likely because your personality blows the big one. Which it clearly does. Good luck!

Anonymous said...

No, you're still wrong. It's because I have a decent job that I do know what the legal profession is about. In case you haven't noticed, the number of recent grads has stayed pretty constant for years while the size of firms has ballooned. There are plenty of opportunities out there for someone willing to take them. Color has nothing to do with it. But all of you guys would rather spend your time here bitching about how the world owes you and how horrible the people running the doc reviews are. Get over it and get over yourselves.

Graduating "in" the top of your class is not the same as graduating "at" the top of your class. If you meant that you graduated at the top of your class, then I agree with 11:29. You probably come across in your interviews with the same attitude you do here, i.e., "you white devil, you owe me this job." Pretty easy to see why the offers didn't come. If you graduated in the top of your class, well, that's a completely meaningless statement. For all I know, you graduated in the top half of your class. If you went to one of the area's lower-ranked schools, I think even you would agree that that's not particularly impressive.

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Anonymous said...

I do not know which recruiter helpme had his heart broken by. I can comment that I found this site by googling Julie Zuckerberg, who is now recruiting for banks rather than temporary attorneys. I had an inkling that this woman was sexually indiscriminate in her past but now it is confirmed. I can attest to the fact that she is also a thief as she stole from me.
It may have been Julie Zuckerberg that helpme was referring to because Julie Zuckerberg told me she loved me, too. I do not know if she was sleeping with someone else while I was sleeping with her, but she did tell me she did. The worst part of all this is not that she stole from me, or cheated on me, or lied to me. The worst part is that I slept with this woman WITHOUT PROTECTION!!!!!!!! Let my future health (assuming I have a future let alone health) to be a cautionary tale against getting involved with Julie Zuckerberg. The girl is a thief, sexually indiscriminate, dishonest, utterly lacking in compassion for fellow human beings and has quite the smorgasbord of mental health issues. Caveat Emptor with Julie Zuckerberg.

Anonymous said...

Julie, if you still read this blog, and knowing how you stalk exes I am sure you do....LEAVE ME ALONE. My attorney called me with some bullsh*t. I dont care about my keys. You can keep my mp3 player. I laugh at you and the match.com thing. I laugh that you called me a child molestor. I laugh that assaulted me with your new balance running shoe. I laugh that you still cant let this go. JULIE ZUCKERBERG STOP STALKING ME STOP BOTHERING ME GO AWAY. YOU NEED MENTAL HELP. I DO NOT WANT YOU IN MY LIFE...AT ALL. KEEP WHAT YOU STOLE. LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. I AM SO SICK OF THIS AMD YOU. WE BROKE UP MONTHS AGO. MOVE ON LIKE I HAVE. FIND A NICE NEBBISH FOR YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY. CHRIST ALMIGHTY...YOU MAY BE CERTIFIABLY CRACKERS. UP THE DOSAGE JULIE...AND MOVE ON!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Julie, if you still read this blog, and knowing how you stalk exes I am sure you do....LEAVE ME ALONE. My attorney called me with some bullsh*t. I dont care about my keys. You can keep my mp3 player. I laugh at you and the match.com thing. I laugh that you called me a child molestor. I laugh that you assaulted me with your new balance running shoe. I laugh that you still cant let this go. JULIE ZUCKERBERG STOP STALKING ME STOP BOTHERING ME GO AWAY. YOU NEED TO FIND A BOYFRIEND. YOU ARE A PRETTY GIRL. I HOWEVER DO NOT WANT YOU IN MY LIFE ANYMORE...AT ALL. KEEP WHAT YOU STOLE. LEAVE ME THE HECKALONE. I AM SO SICK OF THIS. WE BROKE UP MONTHS AGO. MOVE ON LIKE I HAVE. FIND A NICE NEBBISH FOR YOURSELF AND BE HAPPY. CHRIST ALMIGHTY...YOU MAY BE CERTIFIABLY CRACKERS. UP THE DOSAGE JULIE...AND MOVE ON!!!!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT OUT OF ME. THREE MONTH FLING. DATS WHAT WE HAD. YOU ARE LITERALLY SCARING ME. I WILL FILE A CIVIL SUIT AGAINST YOU. MOVE ON. WITH JEREMY. WITH ADAM. WITH WHOMEVER YOU WANT. THIS OBSESSION IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH. NOR MINE.

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Anton Phillipe Wolfgang Van Sertima said...
The preceding post was posted by David Waldman; deletion pending

Anonymous said...

ntroducing David Waldman, a temp attorney with a fake name of Anton. Maybe you'd like him to represent you in court?

Case Details - Charges
CASE INFORMATION
CourtNew York Criminal Court

Case # 2014NY033914

Say hello to your temp attorney 2014 blog commenter:

Defendant Waldman, David R

Charge Detail Disposition/Sentence
PL 240.30 1A
**TOP CHARGE** A Misdemeanor, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionAgg Harassment 2 - Threat
PL 240.26 01 Violation, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionHarassment 2nd- Phy Contact

Anonymous said...

Introducing David Waldman, a temp attorney with a fake name of Anton. Maybe you'd like him to represent you in court?

Case Details - Charges
CASE INFORMATION
CourtNew York Criminal Court

Case # 2014NY033914

Say hello to your temp attorney 2014 blog commenter:

Defendant Waldman, David R

Charge Detail Disposition/Sentence
PL 240.30 1A
**TOP CHARGE** A Misdemeanor, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionAgg Harassment 2 - Threat
PL 240.26 01 Violation, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionHarassment 2nd- Phy Contact

Anonymous said...

Introducing David Waldman, a temp attorney with a fake name of Anton. Maybe you'd like him to represent you in court?

Case Details - Charges
CASE INFORMATION
CourtNew York Criminal Court

Case # 2014NY033914

Say hello to your temp attorney 2014 blog commenter:

Defendant Waldman, David R

Charge Detail Disposition/Sentence
PL 240.30 1A
**TOP CHARGE** A Misdemeanor, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionAgg Harassment 2 - Threat
PL 240.26 01 Violation, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionHarassment 2nd- Phy Contact

Anonymous said...

Introducing David Waldman, a temp attorney with a fake name of Anton. Maybe you'd like him to represent you in court?

Case Details - Charges
CASE INFORMATION
CourtNew York Criminal Court

Case # 2014NY033914

Say hello to your temp attorney 2014 blog commenter:

Defendant Waldman, David R

Charge Detail Disposition/Sentence
PL 240.30 1A
**TOP CHARGE** A Misdemeanor, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionAgg Harassment 2 - Threat
PL 240.26 01 Violation, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge
DescriptionHarassment 2nd- Phy Contact

Anonymous said...

David R Waldman
Case Details - Appearances
CASE INFORMATION
CourtNew York Criminal Court

Case #2014NY033914

Defendant Waldman, David Robert
04/30/2014
APAR3A Judge Dominguez, D
Domestic Violence Case

Case Continued (adjourned) - Temporary Order Of Protection Issued

Anonymous said...

Look where David Waldman's abuse of women landed him. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES. He enjoys using this old blog as a way to act out. Maybe you know him from law school?

David R Waldman
Case Details - Appearances
CASE INFORMATION
CourtNew York Criminal Court

Case #2014NY033914

Defendant Waldman, David Robert
04/30/2014
APAR3A Judge Dominguez, D
Domestic Violence Case

Case Continued (adjourned) - Temporary Order Of Protection Issued

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Inmate Details
WALDMAN, DAVID
NYSID: 12659887R

Booking Information
Incarceration 10-DEC-2014
Book & Case Number:
3491416626
Current Housing Facility:
MDC (Manhattan Detention Complex)
Arrest Date:
09-DEC-2014
Arrest Number:
m14705669l
Next Court Date:
12-DEC-2014
Bail and/or Bond:
$1,500.00 bail or $3,000.00 bond
Charge Information
Docket:Indictment:Court Part:Court Name:
Charge:
2014NY091426 00000 0000 D Manhattan Crim. Ct.
215.50 MA (CRIMINAL CONTEMP- 2ND A Misdemeanor)

David R Waldman
Year of Birth: 1968
Sex:Male
Race: White
Height: 5 ft 9 inches
Weight:172 lbs
Hair Color:Brown
Eye Color: Hazel
Nativity: New Jersey

Anonymous said...

David R Waldman plead guilty

Last Appearance: 12/12/2014 --- Information updated
Part: D --- Information updated
Judge: Statsinger, Steven M --- Information updated
Calendar Section: Pending
Arraignment / Hearing Type: No Type --- Information updated
Court Reporter: Martinez, J --- Information updated
Outcome / Release Status: Pled Guilty & Sentence Imposed / Released on Recognizance --- Information updated

Next Appearance: 01/30/2015 --- Information updated
Part: D
Judge:
Calendar Section: Pending
Arraignment / Hearing Type: No Type
.Disposition/Sentence: Pled Guilty, Conditional Discharge 1 Year, Final Order Of Protection For 5 Years --- Information updated

Docket Sentence: Conditional Discharge 1 Years CVA Fee Imposed $25 DNA Fee Imposed $50 Final Order of Protection 5 Years Surcharge Imposed $175 --- Information updated

Charges:
PL 215.50 03 Crim Contempt-2nd:disobey Crt ** TOP CHARGE**
A Misdemeanor, 1 count, Not an arrest charge, Arraignment charge

Anonymous said...

Temp Attorney David R Waldman is back in jail on charges arising from domestic violence:

WALDMAN, DAVID
Booking Information Incarceration 06-MAR-2015
Book & Case Number: 3491502606
Current Housing Facility: MDC (Manhattan Detention Complex)
Arrest Date: 06-MAR-2015
Arrest Number: CRTDRT
Next Court Date: 09-MAR-2015
Bail Status: remanded

Anonymous said...

DAVID WALDMAN IS DENIED BAIL!!! He's back in the jail for failing to meet court mandates after being convicted of domestic violence charges.

Last Appearance: 03/06/2015 --- Information updated
Part: C --- Information updated
Judge: Scherzer, A --- Information updated
Calendar Section: To Pay Surcharge --- Information updated
Arraignment / Hearing Type: Violation of Conditional Discharge --- Information updated
Court Reporter: Bent, M --- Information updated
Outcome / Release Status: Continued-to Pay Fine/sur/cvaf, Returned On Warrant / Remanded --- Information updated

Anonymous said...

AVID WALDMAN IS DENIED BAIL!!! He's back in the jail for failing to meet court mandates after being convicted of domestic violence charges.

Last Appearance: 03/06/2015 --- Information updated
Part: C --- Information updated
Judge: Scherzer, A --- Information updated
Calendar Section: To Pay Surcharge --- Information updated
Arraignment / Hearing Type: Violation of Conditional Discharge --- Information updated
Court Reporter: Bent, M --- Information updated
Outcome / Release Status: Continued-to Pay Fine/sur/cvaf, Returned On Warrant / Remanded --- Information updated

Anonymous said...

julie zuckerberg, david waldman did plead guilty rather than call someone for bail. he was not denied bail. his bail was set at 500 bucks.
he (and i) laugh at you. you accuse him of domestic violence. you accuse your cousin of sexual abuse. you accuse everyone of abuse.
julie zuckerberg, i have seen all of the emails between you and david. he broke your heart. you stole from him. you assaulted him. you claim he gave you an STD when i know for a fact he does not have one.
you are an ugly whore. prove dave is guilty of domestic violence. prove your cousin fucked you. prove you do not have a STD.
dave waldman supported you when you were fired. dave waldman went with you when you got cosmetic surgery to make sure you were ok and this is how you thank him?
why wouldnt dave dump your ugly ass? why would your cousin touch you?
you are a drug addicted, ugly whore.
that is why you are so bitter. and why are you so obsessed with dave?
he has never abused me...far from it.
you know dave was not going to pursue charges against you. he is now.
i hope to never meet you, but i do hope you suffer. you wonder why you cant get a boyfriend or why you cant get laid.
you are a repulsive woman.

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Anonymous said...

julie zuckerberg has a STD. Julie Zuckerberg abuses the legal system for her personal gain and to get revenge against men who break up with her. Julie Zuckerberg is a chronic drug user and abuser. Julie Zuckerberg is a thief. Julie Zuckerberg keeps copies of her exe's keys and ENTERS THEIR APARTMENTS after they are broken up.
Julie Zuckerberg is a chronic cheater and sleeps with many men; most often when she is in a committed relationship she asks for.
Julie Zuckerberg is not quite a lady.

Anonymous said...

You are CRAZY David. I came to this blog from another after googling to see what crazy man would put his first and last name along with another person's name in a crazed manner. After seeing all of those multiple charges?

Crazy!!!!

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And you actually might no be who I thought you were. You wrote "after seeing all of those multiple charges". You obviously are not a laywer. Those posts list all of the degrees of crimes for a certain statute. I was not charged with them. Nor was I even arrested for them.
You might even be Julie now that I think of it.
Or one of her five friends; all male and a couple who Julie calls nebbishes. But they are loyal to her and are her acolytes.
Regardless, anonymous, I was charged only with "stalking" via emails. But they were emails requesting the return of my keys and my property. She ignored them. I waited two weeks before going to the police to give her time to do the right thing.
No good deed goes unpunished.
However, the last email I sent was pretty mean.
Regardless, my life is being negatively impacted by the actions of a woman which very much resemble the acts of a crazy person.
And all this over a relationship that lasted a couple months. And I was even cheated on in that brief period. And she was the one who asked to be exclusive in the first place!
You will just have to take my word for it...she is deliberately trying to ruin my life and she has done several things which I have yet to mention in my rambling posts. It is actually disturbing to know of everything she has done to hurt me. She is conniving, smart, mean as hell, has no sense of accountability and has spent a lifetime it seems casting herself as a victim.
If I truly was the victimizer, why did Julie resist every breakup attempt I had made? Why did she go on the record over email during the breakup to say that she did not want it?
Only after the breakup do I suddenly become an abuser and the focus of her obsession.
Her obsessions during the relationship were on whomever she cheated on me with and one of her ex-boyfriends.
Obviously, now is my time to bask in the glow of her evil obsessions.
Not sure which I prefer...to be with her and spared her obsessions, or to be single and the focus of her obsessions.
It is like trying to decide if I prefer getting punched in the face by Muhammid Ali or Mike Tyson.
Really?

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Anonymous said...

Anonymous 2:32:
I had forgotten about your post. I recently Googled mi nombre and have revisited all of these Tom the Temps. It is ironic you use the word crazy because julie zuckerberg truly is. I do not mean frozen human heads in freezer crazy, but psychologically damaged, narcissistic, sociopathic and etc.
For now, a summary will have to do but without the exhibits of emails and blog posts and whatnot...that would require me to stop mr. robot which I am rebinging in preparation for season 2 and i cannot allow that.
But I will post the emails and etc maybe in a couple days
For now, this is what caused me to post in what you characterize as a crazed manner
I was pursued by julie zuckerberg when she found me on match. the night we met it took all of 2 hours before she was all over me. another hour later she was practically begging me to go home with her. Not 15 minutes after we had finished doing what boys and girls sometimes do, she is telling me about sex with her exes and about this young lawyer Adam Bair who julie zuckerberg visits in miami and with whom she gets drugs, does drugs and has sex with. julie zuckerberg is in her 40s like me while adam bair is much younger...about 30 julie said.
i replied that the two women i dated before her were 30 and 32. Suddenly her mood shifts and she gets annoyed and says that the women must have daddy issues. and ridicules one of them for still living at home with her parents. (meanwhile, julie zuckerberg lives in an apartment that daddy zuckerberg bought for her.)
so let me get this wrong: julie zuckerberg is some irresistible cougar while i am some middle-aged schmuck who could only attract beautiful women in their 30s if they had daddy issues? Hmmmm. Really?
this later became the basis for her calling me a child molester. but julie zuckerberg sleeping with adam bair is copacetic.

Anonymous said...

within three weeks this girl is telling me she is crazy about me and wants to be exclusive. keep in mind she had already told me that she had cheated on jeremy kaye, or jeremy d kaye several times (once even while they were away on vacation and never told him (she is a coward), this guy named asshole (who she first slept with while each of them were dating someone else) and later they dated for two years and who to this day is one of her 5 friends...they should date again. They share the same lack of respect for themselves and for those they date and to whom they have made certain promises. Real strong character. And honor. To me, cheaters are among the lowest of the low. They are hypocritical. Narcissistic. Their promises, their "word of honor," are broken based upon selfishness and/or whimsy. I despise people who are this way. Julie Zuckerberg is this way.
so that is already 3 guys she cheated on. she only had two other serious boyfriends, some dude named keith and a fellow named chris mcgee. so she has cheated on more than 50% of her boyfriends.
in addition, she told me once that she had slept with "about 50" guys. that is a lot of guys. in my opinion, she is promiscuous. that is my opinion. some women will not date me because I am only 5'9." that does not make them abusive. Nor does it make me feel like I am teeny tiny.
So when my breaking up with julie zuckerberg because of her promiscuous and cheating past is characterized by her as abuse and as slut shaming, i think that is a bit crazy. And a she problem and not a me problem.
Psych 101 folks...best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.
And infidelity, promiscuity, verbal and physical abuse, all while playing a victim are this leopard's spots.

Anonymous said...

and i am not so arrogant so as to think it was my amazing personality and movie star handsome face and rock star charisma that caused julie zuckerberg to sleep with me within hours of meeting.
(i am not saying i am not possessed of the personality and face and charisma, only that I am not attributing those qualities to this outcome of easy sex.)
we break up. i want to be friends. she does not. i text her for her address so i can send her her spare keys. she texts back immediately with "B16."
i tell her her belongings will be in basement of my building and she can come by while i am at work and get her things and leave my keys on shelves near super's door and tell her she is not to enter my apartment.
for five days, nothing. bring her things upstairs so they do not get stolen. send texts and emails asking when can she come? what is with ignoring me? one time i get a strange reply: i cannot contact you it is not good for my mental health or for yours.
um, no. what is not good for my mental health is that a spare set of my keys are held by a woman who only a few weeks earlier threatened my life, physically assaulted me with a shoe, wished me dead, accused me of child molestation and of utilizing the services of hookers; who said to a friend of hers in front of me soon after we started dating how hard it had been for her to get laid lately. who had told me way too much about her ex-boyfriends and sex and cheating way too soon; who found i had re upped my profile on match.com and freaked out and called me abusive and accused me of "trolling for pussy."
fact is i was looking for a girlfriend. I have been in exclusive relationships most of my life and that is when I am happiest.

Anonymous said...

But julie zuckerberg was not what i was looking for. at all. she got a great smile and we had good chemistry. outside of that, there was hypocrisy, physical and verbal abuse, manic depression, cheating, STD admission on her part, sexual abuse admission on her part, stalking ex boyfriends online, meeting up with ex boyfriends, etc. and all the while I am being attacked for being abusive because I considered her promiscuous and because I went back on match. which she only knew because why? Cause she too was on match.
it was all just really really depressing and sucky. worst girlfriend i had ever had.
anyway, come home from work one day to find that julie zuckerberg ignored my directive of not entering my apartment if i were not there and not only did so, but stole my mp3 player which was next to a shelf that held the bottle of whisky she bought and reclaimed. She also reclaimed some lingerie of hers. There was tons of other shit that she just sort of...abandoned.
One of the things was a hairbrush. It is still in my bathroom for some reason. I do not use it. None of my guests use it. But it is still in there. I think at this point it has earned the right to stay right where it is. I mean, look how long it has been here. I broke up with her over two years ago.
And still dealing with some of the static that she caused. This woman whom I dated for all of three months. Who lacks any sense of guilt or shame, and what is worse, feels good and prideful with what she has done.
that is most likely crazy, but crazy is the least of the issues with julie zuckerberg.

Anonymous said...

Of course she didnt leave my keys. she held onto them.
why?
crazy. vindictive. spiteful. JAP.
after two weeks of entreating upon her to return my keys and mp3 player i had a shit day at work (my department was about to be shit canned) and i had gotten yet another parking ticket that morning so i lost it and sent her an email and called her a cunt. and a skank.
not very mature. Not very distinguished. Not very professional. Not something
to be proud of.
But I to this day stand by the sentiments.
Anyway, that email got julie zuckerberg angry enough to call the police and for the lackey douche bag ken staller to be the detective to save poor abused julie.
so you say it was crazy of me to post on a blog less than flattering things and to use my real name?
I am not a coward like Julie Zuckerberg. And when someone treats me as disrespectfully and dishonestly as Julie Zuckerberg has, and makes libelous statements about arrests, domestic violence, child molestation, threats of suicide and etc you do not just ignore it. At least I do not. You defend yourself. And if that means posting unflattering truths about julie zuckerberg, so be it.
All those posts about my being arrested for domestic violence...the implication of course being I abused her in some way.
Never arrested for domestic violence. Only for a nasty email wherein I called her a cunt.
I was emailing for my keys and mp3 player for two weeks and was ignored. I knew her address but not her apartment number, and when two weeks prior I asked her for it so I could mail her keys the reply came instantly.
Spiteful little abusive ginger.
Anyway, the douche bag ken staller who responds to julie zuckerberg's complaint of being harassed by emails buys into it.

Anonymous said...

Zuckerberg and Staller are two shit birds.
Firstly, if Zuckerberg felt harassed then how about returning my keys? I think that Zuckerberg liked the sense of power it gave her and enjoyed fucking with me.
Secondly, if Staller thought I was harassing the woman, didn't he think it was strange that I had returned her her set of keys and wanted mine back...the ones she offered to give that fuck stick while he was there
Of course, Staller did mention that Julie Zuckerberg denied taking my mp3 player. I was mistaken then. A thief would never deny having stolen something.
I wonder who Staller thinks it may have been given the irrefutable innocence of julie zuckerberg? How about Prof. Plum. With a Candlestick. In the Library.
Asshole.
and how about the obvious: a woman scorned.
unless of course zuckerberg told him that she was the one who ended the relationship. that would comport with her blog posts which are total lies. And that would comport with what caused some asshole to answer her phone and tell me that she was scared and was going to have her locks changed...WTF?
hey smart boy, the day i dumped her i got an email stating that chris mcgee and i were the two men she felt most strongly about. she had already gotten her keys back. she was the one dumped. so, smart boy. Tell me what she is afraid of? Tell me why she claims to have changed her locks when she had her keys?
She was trying to save face. Smart boy.
Look, I admit women to me are fucking sphinxes. But they are generally pure and awe inspiring and challenging and better at being a human being than I could ever be and I want to be around them and that forever.
But not with this one.
She is a sphinx because she has been ruined psychologically and she is damaged and has a distorted view of men and women and a distorted view of sex and is cunning and sees any man who is not a naive nebbish and who doesn't let her get away with being disrespectful and stands up for himself as a potential threat. Men are abusers. Julie Zuckerberg is a victim.
Yeah, well. I wanted to be an actor but I am not very handsome or charismatic.
Would love to play on the PGA tour. Only issue with that is the small matter of the fact that I suck.
I would also love to be a novelist; wouldn't even have to be a literary novelist. I would be happy making a living publishing bullshit spy novels. Issue with that is I cannot write well...as you know. Yo
Life is tough sometimes is my point I guess.,
But I do not care for verbal abuse. Physical abuse. Accusations of child molestation. Accusations of being an ageist. A misogynist. Etc. I do not care to stay in a relationship where the sex is utterly without an emotional connection. And, of course, I do not like to be cheated on; especially by a woman who herself initiated tpChoose an identihe relationship as well as the one who requested we be exclusive
Maybe you can understand now that my posts are not crazed. Quite the contrary. They are truthful albeit unflattering posts made to defend myself from julie zuckerberg. Who is mentally ill. 15 years of psychotherapy and antidepressant medication. Drug abuse to the point of damaging her brain chemistry. Promiscuity with a concomitant hypersensitivity towards being perceived as a slut or a whore, etc,

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look at it this way anonymous: she claims that the two men for whom she felt most strongly about and felt the most potential with are chris mcgee and me.
chris mcgee tragically died of an intentional or accidental drug overdose and julie callously calls him Dead Chris and relishes the belief that his death may have had something to do with her not wanting to take him back.
Then there is me.
The guy who is guilty of breaking up with her and who she then steals from, keeps the keys to his apartment, ignores two weeks worth of emails requesting his keys back and then uses those very emails to have him arrested when in a couple of them she may have been referred to as a skank and maybe once even as a cunt.
She then gloats about the arrest...for name calling in an email mind you, and characterizes it as domestic violence.
This skank who abused me with a shoe one night. The same night she verbally ranted psychotic and scary crap at me for two straight hours. Literally. Two fucking hours of being poked, called a child molester, a hobbyist (that means someone who goes to hookers) etc etc etc and then, when finally she is ready to pass the fuck out, she cries and asks if she thinks I make her feel safe.
Referring to my having stated that I would have been more comfortable with her if she had been with less men.
So the prior two hours were nothing for me to even consider. The abuse that night was in my being honest with her and thereby hitting a nerve (her hypersensitivity towards being seen as slutty)
Look anonymous...you are entitled to your opinion. But maybe given that you have posted it on a blog on the internet you could not rush to judgment on something like that and wait until you know the facts.

Anonymous said...

This is some girl that recognized me on a dating site from law school 10 years prior and thought I was cute.
We met and slept together a few times. I realized quickly that I did not want to date her. Then realized that I did not care for her. Then I realized she was damaged goods. Then I pitied her. Eventually, I learned to hate her.
I never asked for her. Never deserved the shit storm being with her was. It is not surprising as she herself has said that many of her exes were “nebbishes.” (look it up...I had to when she mentioned it)
those are the only dudes who would take that kind of abuse.
Well, maybe I would take that kind of abuse from a woman. But she would have to be ridiculously hot. Like this is the only chance in your life you will ever have to sleep with a woman this hot hot.
And Julie Zuckerberg is not that.
Heck, I am not even attracted to gingers.
Except for the one in the big ad for Frames bowling alley at the Port Authority. She is hot. It is only fair I think that. My present flame thinks this bartender up in yonkers is really hot and gives him googlee eyes half the night and then tells me to make sure I tip him well. Whatever. I guarantee he is gay. And the gorgeous red head in the Frames bowling alley ad would like me if we ever met. Like like me. But I digress.
50 men and only a few boyfriends. Most of whom she has cheated on. No female friends.
Manipulative. Hypocritical. And the bitch posts records of my having been arrested with glee...arrested for two emails.
Of course, the posts are libelous and damages had better be trebled or it will not be much of a payday. But it will be fun.
Already let her off the hook for calling in a false emergency. I only pitied her at that point. Had yet to hate her. I then sorta forgot about her. But now that I am back here on tom the temp, I hate her again.
I just remembered something...she owes me a set of sheets. In addition to recurring bleeding cysts in her cervix, she sweats profusely at night when she sleeps. I mean drenched sheets, no “right” side of the bed to wake up on, fucking rain forest humidity type sweating. The kind you read about in books or maybe study if you go to medical school.
Twice I washed my favorite set with Tide and Downy and I was able to get the blood stains out completely but I could not get rid of the smell. Smelled like fucking kimchi. And I hate that shit.

Anonymous said...

This post is way too long. And not as funny as your others.

Anonymous said...

Hello world! And hello julie zuckerberg. Ooops, pardon me. I mean hello Anon 2:32 pm. Ran into a friend from my alma mater a few weeks ago in Penn Station. They heard the story about you but they didnt know you. So we fired up her POS iPhone and got help from one of my good friends, the google.
Yikes!
I know very little about even less. But one thing I do know is that a lot can happen in two years. I also know that there is something that cannot happen in two years...seven years.
Yet you have managed to age seven years in the last two. Nicehair.jpg.
You look like a 50-year old health teacher. Public school. Somewhere in the midwest. 8th graders. Your students call you witchy poo. Except for Maurice Longbottom, the exchange student from St. Kitts and Nevis. He calls you "The ginger sketel."
Your ageing has been so dramatic it borders on the theatrical. Speaking of the dramatic, I regret that I will not have a front row seat for your upcoming performance of menopause. I have little doubt you will be a delight.

Anonymous said...

PS - your pal Seth Welty started following my twitter feed several months ago. It was not at all suspicious. I am quite sure he was simply being "inclusive." Speaking of Welty, his public photo is brilliant. The caption is missing though. It would read as follows: "Last known photograph of senor Seth Welty, at large, a former close advisor to Batista and vocal opponent of Fidel and Ramon Castro. Havana, Cuba. 1959.
you really are a narcissistic nut job. you couldn't just come get your things and return my keys. You ghost anyone who hurts you. Instead you deliberately disrespect me and my privacy and enter my apartment when you had 5 days to come get your things. And you keep my keys. After several times threatening my life and wishing me dead.
spiteful. btw, you are welcome. how the heck would i know if you and jeremy kaye had good chemistry? i talked to his friend. what i do know is his touching base after two years means he likes you. You spying on him online on match after two years means you like him. Finding my profile on match means i am looking for someone to like. you said once he would never do anything to hurt you. sounded like the only one of your exes that was a decent guy. no good deed goes unpunished. maybe dont cheat on him this time. you should probably come clean about the STD.
heck, i am thankful you were at least honest with me about cheating and the STD. I respect honesty. Despite your only being so to try to hurt me. And for what? Not wanting to be with a woman who was verbally and physicall abusive, dishonest, hypocritical and as it turned out, narcissistic and borderline sociopathic. and while i never called you a slut like you blogged i did, if you look up the definition of slut and read it vis a vis your behavior, it fits like a glove. 50 men and only 5 boyfriends. Most of whom you cheated on.
Sorry about Vincent. fer reals. made me cry a little. i loved him and i remember one time he blew bubbles when i pet him.

Anonymous said...

Dude!! She is a new low for you. All this over her? What were you thinking? Since when do you date unattractive, psychotic skanks? Don't do that again.

Anonymous said...

Julie Zuckerberg, I get it. You got dumped and I broke your heart. So you steal my keys. Trespass. Get me arrested for an email. Threaten my life. Blog about me for a year. Mess with match account. Send EMTs to my apartment. Etc. Sorry you got so hurt. Really. But you were the worst gf I've ever had; despite always buying me b&w cookies and Honeycrisp apples (two of my most favorite things ever!)

Anonymous said...

Ok. Good advice amigo. I only wish you had given sooner. But better late than never. Sorta.

Anonymous said...

 Julie Zuckerberg said...
I feel so lucky I got out in 4 months. The rages he fell into around his jealousy, convinced I was cheating on him, the names he called me! You see, I misunderstood. Apparently, I was supposed to be a perfect 10 for this man who was out of shape, balding, unemployed since his arrest for the abuse-and at 45 has a testosterone level of 240 (that's more akin to an 80 something man). At a size 0, he called me "chubby"! While he suffers gynocomastia, I OWED HIM perfect breasts. Because I did not deliver on these sexist demands of physical perfection (for a smoker bellied faced 45 year old) I was of course cast as a whore. This all makes sense, right? NO. This is verbal abuse looks like from a typical sad man who has no credit, no money, and his 75 yr old mom buys his furniture because he's broke.

What's it like you do think to be that woman, As in the mother that raised my ex monster abuser? How can that woman look at her son while knowing he has violent rape fancies of his exs, A history of assaulting poor Denise, And the others,,, so sad so many lives he terrorized this David Waldaman, I hope to god his other victims have recovered and are again living, free, and happy!!!!

I'm talking the kind of abuse where besides calling you a whore and that you need to have a bald shaved pussy for him so he can feel like he's with 12 year old girl. Or boy. So after I make my plan and leave this wonderful man... per the literature.. he threatens to kill himself. Um, ok.. One safer woman out there!

Sadly, he didn't take his life after but he did lose his job, get arrested, and now has an open case in the criminal system that will keep rocking for a year on those background checks companies to. SO NO JOB FOR YOU, ABUSER!!!! 

Life works in mysterious ways. ::))
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Julie zuckerberg executive recruiter deutsche bank, citibank, new york life, hudson legal, update legal. zuckerberg expresses her sadness and disappointment that an ex did not commit suicide! and julie zuckerberg, julie b zuckerberg already has an ex that died from either suicide or accidental overdose! sorta callous, no? a bit spiteful, too? telling a bf you want them dead is terrible. to do it repeatedly is evil. but to lie and say someone threatened suicide, and to post it on the internet, and to express sadness that they did not commit suicide is the mark of a narcissist and one pretty far up on the spectrum of sociopathy.

Anonymous said...

rages of jealousy julie b zuckerberg deutsche bank says:

From: Julie Zuckerberg
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2014 3:42 PM
To: David Waldman
Subject: Re: hoping you are doing well...
I have never been unfaithful to you. Period.


On Fri, Mar 7, 2014 at 3:40 PM, David Waldman wrote: fantastic.
I am excited to see you and excited for ads and all that but you should know ahead of time that if you were serious the other day when you said you had been with someone since we had been, I don't want to continue on that path with you. I would want to continue on a platonic path with you.
just want to be clear and upfront and not mislead you or anything.

hardly a jealous rage. but telling someone you cheated on them is a great way to get them feeling jealous and that you are someone that cannot be trusted. why would julie zuckerberg have done that? Because is it was either true or was not and simply said in anger to hurt someone. we have all done that. but only julie b zuckerberg does it repeatedly. and julie b zuckerberg blogs lies about it 4 months after the relationship ends. and i did not find this blog post until 3 monts after it was posted. and it took me a month to get it taken down. i was pissed. and hurt. little did i know it was only the beginning.

Anonymous said...

julie b zuckerberg states she was lucky she got out of a relationship in 4 months. was dating a monster, she says. here is julie zuckerberg's email response during the day julie zuckerberg and her ex broke up. for about the 4th time...


Julie Zuckerberg 

4/1/14




to me






For the record I don't want this. I wish you weren't jealous. I wish you felt how much I wanted you and no one else. How I wish you didn't have psych issues... I know it hurts. I'll be thinking about you and wishing you get over these issues. It's like wishing a blind man could see.

I love you more than you know.

(this is a copy and paste of the actual email. I do not know how to post things in HTML or email format.)

Perhaps julie zuckerberg, 44, should not speak about sleeping with adam bair, a 30ish year old lawyer in miami she visits frequently immediately after sleeping with someone. gives the impression that julie zuckerberg is only looking for something casual. and when she is then told about the two women i had been with prior to her were in their early 30s, julie b zuckerberg should not get upset and say they had daddy issues. and a few months later devolve into calling me a pedophile. A gross pederast she expects to see on to catch a predator.
and for julie zuckerberg, a woman who claims to despise men with double standards, to have them herself. Boo, Julie Zuckerberg.

Anonymous said...

Julie b zuckerberg blogs that i was balding out of shape and unemployed. sure, my hair is thinning but i am nowhere near bald. how about keeping in mind i am 47. and look like i am 37 i am told. out of shape, sure. a little. so? i do not go to a gym. sue me. i play golf and ride my bike and walk around a lot. it is not like i am some obese lazy slob. i dont think, anyway. Unemployed, yes. i was laid off a few months prior to her post. my whole department was. and i wished julie b zuckerberg was there for me. as a friend. Especially given that i was there for her when she was fired from new york life. i was there for her when she got depressed. when she was hurt and upset when our relationship devolved. when she needed someone to go with her to a medical procedure (even though we were broken up at that point and she had recently assaulted me and verbally attacked me for 2 hours straight. no exaggeration. 2 hours. i was accused of being a pedophile, of sleeping with hookers, of stalking young girls, of trying to kill julie herself by giving her a STD, etc. I have none, by the way. perhaps julie b zuckerberg got it from the gentleman she eventually confirmed she had cheated on me with.
so for her to blog this 3 months after we broke up is spiteful. and mean. especially given what she did a few weeks after the breakup. julie b zuckerberg, deutsche bank recruiter, Boo!

Anonymous said...

Julie b zuckerberg blogged that i had low-T and am a smoker bellied faced(?) loser who expected perfect breasts and made sexist demands and am a broke loser whose mother had to buy me my furniture. these are mean statements. she only knew i had low-T because she had asked that we get blood tests when she asked me to be exclusive. for her to blog about something so personal that she only knew because of how close we were at one time is callous and spiteful. and we have yet to learn even the start of what was to come. sure, my mom bought my furniture. it was my christmas present. and when she moved into her new home was at the time was moving in with a girlfriend. she had nicer furniture, my mom needed to fill up her new house. so she took it. and told me she would buy me furniture if i ever needed it. julie zuckerberg can think of me as a broke loser, though. which is typical. she knows i took a pay cut because when i did earn a decent income, i had to work 24-7 to do it. and money is not what motivates me. and i am not broke, apparently i just did not earn enough for julie b zuckerberg. Boo on you, julie b zuckerberg.

Anonymous said...

julie b zuckerberg claims that her ex-bf had violent rape fantasies of his ex-gf's, assaulted an ex and did who knows what to "all the others." zuckerberg claims i called her a whore and demanded she have a "bald, shaved pussy" for me so that i could feel as though i were with "a 12 year old girl. or boy."
curious that she stayed with me, then. and never did have a "bald, shaved pussy" which i never asked for, but certainly have no problem with. i have never had a violent rape fantasy, and i ever did, i would not tell my mom or the girl i was dating about it. and it would not be about an ex-gf. what a spiteful, libelous, sick accusation to make. i am a pederast for dating two women in their 30s, both of whom pursued me incidentally. but for julie b zuckerberg to sleep with adam bair in miami, florida, who is as much younger than julie b zuckerberg as the two women i dated prior to julie were is laughable. and julie b zuckerberg absolutely detests men with double standards. apparently i have them according to her. i do not. it is a potent obsessive concern with this julie b zuckerberg and so she victimized me with it. boo julie b zuckerberg. you should have felt proud that the guy you were with could still attract younger women. not attack him for being an ageist and a pederast. assuming he was not, in fact, an ageist and a pederast. and i am not.

Anonymous said...

Julie b zuckerberg, or julie zuckerberg or julie zuckenberg goes on to blog that she left me and i then threatened to commit suicide. And she actually writes, now keep in mind that she posted this 4 months after the breakup, that she is sad I did not commit suicide. this woman wished for my death several times during the relationship. and threatened to kill me on one. but each time i forgave her because, despite the horrific nature of the words, i knew (thought i knew, anyway) julie zuckerberg did not mean it. she was only hurt. apparently she truly meant it when she wished me dead.
i certainly never threatened to commit suicide. ever. and never would. and it is horrific lie to make given julie zuckerberg has an ex-boyfriend that died either by suicide or accidental overdose. to go through that and still wish for me to die?????
julie zuckerberg can wish men dead online, under her own name, and mean it. sick. disgusting. and why? because i did not trust her? because i was jealous? insecure? did not make enough money? nice julie b zuckerberg. nice. no wonder it was so easy for her to do what she did after the breakup. and not only never feel guilt over it, but gloat about it. wow! let's get to that...

Anonymous said...

when julie zuckerberg meets a guy and takes him home to have sex after a fun night, given that there may be a possibility that the two of you become a couple, maybe hold off on talking about past sexual conquests and experiences immediately after having sex.
do not three weeks later mention that your best friend is a guy you first had sex with when you were in another relationship (aka, cheated) and then dated for a time. do not talk about the fact the most recent serious boyfriend you had, jeremy kaye, or jeremy d kaye, you had also cheated on. this makes me think it is a challenge for you to be faithful and have no trouble cheating. and what is the crime here to me is that you never told your ex's you cheated. no guilt? no shame to motivate you to admit it? wow!
and when this same jeremy kaye reaches out to you after two years and you ignore his email but stalk him online every night on match.com and other sites, and you tell me about it, and it gets me suspicious and insecure, that makes me abusive? NO! maybe learn to be more selective in how much you tell someone so quickly. let trust develop. a true bond. try it sometime!
but to me, a guy who didnt want to breakup two years ago reaching out and julie b zuckerberg finding i had reposted my match.com profile when things got bad only because she is online stalking jeremy kaye, it is unfair to go ballistic and accuse me of thinking you are a whore. i never called this zuckerberg a whore and never thought of her as one. i did not trust her, though. maybe that is why she wants me dead. yet i live. and not only that, quit smoking because of a product julie b zuckerberg introduced me too. she thereby has extended the very life she wants ended. ironic.

Anonymous said...


Julie 

4/3/14




to me






Why? You hate me. 

Sent from my iPhone


David Waldman 

4/3/14




to Julie






of course not jules.
just saw a couple sides of you me no likey.
 
anyway, have your keys in an envelope to mail to you - they are tied together so people wont know keys are in there (cause your address is on the envelope obviously!)
don't know your apartment number....I just wrote apartment 6.  Is that it? Is that even close?
can you email me back with it so I write it correctly as I have it right here at my desk and haven't posted it yet...grazie mille.
 
please send mine to me at work:
garden city group
1985 marcus avenue
suite 200
lake success, ny 11042
 
be well and happy!


Julie
B16 Sent from my iPhone


4/3/14


julie b zuckerberg has no problem responding to me asking for her apartment number so i can mail her her keys back as we had promised we would do and had done a month prior when she had dumped me.
julie b zuckerberg not only never returned them, and not only never came to the basement of my building to get her things, but waited for me to bring them back upstairs so they wouldnt get stolen (and told to tell me when she could come so i could put them downstairs and not enter my apartment given the nature of the breakup and the threats on my life) when she did just that. entered my apartment while i was at work. and to this day, all this time later, still has my keys. julie b zuckerberg is the abusive one; she steals. she wishes for her bf's death, she says she has cheated on them only to apologize only to confirm it later. she accuses men online on blogs anonymously that she knows cannot ever be deleted of domestic violence...with no specifics. that is because she had me arrested for stalking her...because of the emails asking for my keys. why not just let it go people say at the time...No. you try letting it go when someone you once loved betrays you to such an extent. and turns it around on you that you are the abusive one. julie b zuckerberg can threaten a life assault a guy and call them pederast and loser and disgusting and the minute you respond in anger and call her a name, you are abusive. and she can admit cheating on two of her five boyfriends, and maybe even cheated on more of them, and when that makes you mistrustful cause you are told this within a couple weeks of meeting, you are a jealous pussy. NO! Men can get hurt just as easily as women can and this woman could have hurt me. but no, i am abusive. and guilty of domestic violence...really?

Anonymous said...


Julie Zuckerberg 

4/1/14




to me






For the record I don't want this. I wish you weren't jealous. I wish you felt how much I wanted you and no one else. How I wish you didn't have psych issues... I know it hurts. I'll be thinking about you and wishing you get over these issues. It's like wishing a blind man could see.

I love you more than you know.

If julie zuckerberg, executive talent recruiter lead at deutsche bank can email this the day of the breakup, and i havent seen her since, how come there is no mention of horrific abuse? and i wished i wasnt jealous, too. but despite there being no jealous rages like she blogged, there was jealousy and mistrust. because of her past behaviors with men. and very recent stalking of an ex whom she recently had met with...those are not psych issues. those are rational feelings of suspicion and jealousy. i wish i had done so much differently and could take back many of things i had said, but given this email, i think it clear that julie b zuckerberg was not abused. but yet she can keep a guys keys and use them to trespass and ignore two weeks of emails after this and when she finally gets a nasty one, she calls the police. HA HA HA. and to do that is one thing. but to then feel no guilt about it is quite another. and to go still further...i have no comprehension of how evil and narcissistic someone would have to be to do that.
julie zuckerberg got hurt so she was a victim. guys get hurt, too. and i learned that silence from someone you once loved is so far worse than death threats and being called a loser and a pederast. (at least being called that to your face. when it is posted online it is horrifically hurtful, too. who would do that to an ex-bf? julie zuckerberg. or julie b zuckerberg. of deutsche bank. citibank. update legal. hudson. new york life.
wonder who julie b zuckerberg is dating these days, if anyone. or if she still finds it hard "to get laid," like she told a friend of hers and myself early on in the relationship. it took me awhile before i could think of dating given how bad this breakup went...though it did not have to. you get hurt. you say some mean, horrible things to each other. but it stops there. you do not trespass, steal, have them arrested, and then, right when the guy has sorta accepted everything and is ready to meet someone, you do not contact match.com and have their account cancelled. but julie b zuckerberg does. and goes even further. and further.

Anonymous said...

Julie zuckerberg gloating about getting me arrested. For a nasty email i sent after two weeks of kind ones were ignored. A bad breakup after a 4 month relationship. Zuckerberg steals my keys. Trespasses into my apartment. And then ignores requests for them back. Then has me arrested. For an email! Zuckerberg assaulted me. Wished me dead. Threatened to kill me once. Yet she can not only not feel guilt or shame but can imply i abused her and gloat. Julie zuckerberg can then spend the next year posting on blogs. I am a pederast she says. When julie zuckerberg herself told me she was sexually abused by her cousin and i spend two days researching it so i can help. She knows this. Yet can call me a pederast? She has an ex bf who tragically died from suicide or accidental overdose. Yet can blog that i threatend to commit suicide and is sad I did not?? And julie zuckerberg blogs the fact that i had low-t. Which she only knew because she asked me to get one when she asked we be exclusive. Ok. Well, I saw her blood test and she has a STD. my low-t is being treated. Julie's STD is sticking around awhile.

Anonymous said...

and i would like to add the latest about julie zuckerberg. we know how his ex was accused of being emotionally abusive for putting his match profile back up and which julie saw...because she was on match. and we know that zuckerberg admitted to her ex that she had cheated on her most recent ex boyfriend. and though they broke up two years ago, her ex jeremy kaye had recently tried to contact her. julie zuckerberg ignored him. yet told her ex that she saw his profile when she went on match to check on jeremy kaye....as if there is nothing suspiciuos about an ex pining away for two years over her. and her best friend is also an exboyfriend. and she has zero female friends. Not one. and this guy likes her, but also feels uncomfortable. understandably so. but julie takes this overly personally...as if this natural doubt so early in a relationship is not only not normal to julie, but that i am actually somehow being emotionally abusive. and cruel. it is very similar to what someone with NPD might say. and we find out a few days ago that julie zuckerberg has moved into a condo that jeremy d kaye bought for them. i get jeremy kaye is also leaving his ex girlfriend and going to fuck julie in every room. ? why would i say something like that? how would i even know what they get up to in their apartment?
i got it from this email that came the day i broke up with julie:

Julie
4/1/14

to me
I love Jeremy. He was never out of the club. I said that to trick you. He is leaving his girlfriend for me. He is rich and a nebbish. He lets me do what I want. He's going to buy us an apartment in cash and fuck me in each room.



Sent from my iPhone

and keep in mind she had not only cheated on jeremy kaye, but did so once while they were away on vacation. and on another vacation julie and jeremy got into an argument and julie literally took off on the first plane out there. and this ex boyfriend of julie's, who is a few years younger but comes off as almost a child based on what julie had mentioned about him and based on the brief meeting i had with him. i saw a guy who could not have looked more pussy whipped. and when a few days earlier julie had referred to him as a nebbish and i did not know what it meant...once i met him i knew what it meant. a guy who will pine away for julie zuckerberg for two years. will accept being with her if he has to promise to buy her a condo to be with her...now i know that i could fuck julie in every room of a condo, but i also know i cannot buy her a condo. so unless her plan is to divide the labor and have her ex buy the condo and have me do the dirty work, and since we have already started arguing, i am going to step out. besides, i had a few moments recently that were not great. like being told she wished i was dead. only to be accused the next day of having been abusive for telling her to fuck off in reply. again, i hear something that might typically come from someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. wonder what type of guy would ever pine away for a woman that was a liar and could send an email telling you she loves you more than you will ever know only to 5 minutes later send you an email saying that you are leaving her for this ex jeremy who she has no respect for and who she did cheat on yet you are being abusive for doubting her honesty.

Anonymous said...

so you are abusive. whether you stay or leave. break up with her because you do not trust her and she sends you emails like this:Julie Zuckerberg
4/1/14

to me
For the record I don't want this. I wish you weren't jealous. I wish you felt how much I wanted you and no one else. How I wish you didn't have psych issues... I know it hurts. I'll be thinking about you and wishing you get over these issues. It's like wishing a blind man could see.

I love you more than you know.

shiite....so wait. she loves me blindly while i am abusive for not trusting her and i have record issues? was i even close?
and i end up having my keys stolen. my apartment trespassed. having the police sent to my apartment for harassing emails...which is dropped immediately because every email except the last nasty one had a purpose: asking for my things. she feels harassed, send my things.,
then there was the time when she had gotten her keys back, and you then were ghosted out of the blue with no keys..dont tell me you say to yourself. she really is NPD since I am not a nebbish that would take the ups and downs and the threats because i had options despite her truthful blog post about my being balding and with a belly...i am getting up there zuckerberg..you are too. we are supposed to look like this! that is when she scrams with your keys and an agenda that would last a year. and who would a middle aged woman who has already mentioned how hard it is for a woman of her age to find a man and get laid...that is a quote..ask her friend toader...and who has been diagnosed with NPD go to?

Anonymous said...

someone that might perhaps pine away from a woman like julie zuckerberg for two years even though he was cheated on as though it were an obligation of hers, did not respect him, said he was cheap and a nebbish...i could go on but that would only serve to needlessly hammer home a point already made. only a guy with serious issues of self respect. only a guy who wouldnt have a problem swallowing pride and being with a woman who actually has positioned him as her last resort of who to settle down with. a guy who is broke beat out jeremy kaye who promised to buy them a condo and to break up with his girlfriend and will fuck julie in every room. shoot. i have always regretted breaking up with julie...given how much respect she had for herself,for me, and for being able to abuse me for not wanting to be with her and thinking she wanted someone else...when the issue never was about me. the issue was always about who makes her feel better about herself. since she makes good money at her job, a condo was not as much the slam dunk as one would suspect. i give her credit for opting for the broke but fellow who didnt need the crust cut off his bologna and cheese sandwhichs and who is not able to be manipulated through sex because of precisely the opposite of what julie zuckerberg claimed he was: abusive. me. the guy who she asked to go home with a few hours after meeting me and i ensured that she hadnt been drinking before coming to meet me...i remember she seemed particularly appreciative of that and that that made me sad. it should be automatic during first time hook ups or one night stands. and were i able to afford to buy a woman a condo, i would never do it if that meant the only way a woman would be with me. Who can respect who in that home? For me, the answer is neither of us could. perhaps for a nebbish, respect need not be a part of it. he just wants to have julie zuckerberg. and julie zuckerberg just wants a captive audience that a NPD needs.
so she neednt have stolen my keys and blogged that she dumped me and that i then threatened to commit suicide. and i realize now i neednt have gotten so offended...it wasnt about me. it was about julie zuckerberg trying to save face with her friends and most likely to convince jeremy kaye that he had nothing to worry about. that i was kicked to the curb for you, jeremy. i have always loved you. david might commit suicide since i dumped him but i dont care..only you matter jeremy. now i will not live anywhere other than the upper east side, ok? if you say no, you are emotionally abusive.
heck, i also reverted to my past...i am back to dating women that julie zuckerberg called women with daddy issues and that made me obviously a pederast. NO. maybe what i am guilty of is enough of a lack of maturity so as to not only feel as though i am dipping out of my own lane, i do not look as though i am an older guy with a younger girl. and i take issue with zuckerberg categorizing 35 year olds as girls. they are women. who dont call me a broke loser. or wish me dead. or have only ex boy friends and homosexual men in their lives...without exception. i prefer them.
this felt good!

Anonymous said...

fuck you match.com

Anonymous said...

And a go to hell you rich folk with high falutin Bloomies at home...that must be what julie zuckerberg was referring to when she and I were sitting on a Bx1 bus heading away from her rich winner neighborhood to my loser neighborhood and she mentioned how she liked to manipulate websites and see how websited work. way she said it made it stand apart. i bet she was referring to fun on your Bloomie. whatevs. ive got three high school friends who have bloomies. and spend all day hooked up to fucking pulse monitors and hear monitors while they trade. one of them worked at cantor in the day and called out sick on 9/11 cuz he was up all night fighting with his then wife about his affair with new wife. JZ would like him...he is worth a staggering amount of money sitting on his fat ass all day. And no matter what, he is still the fattish kid who had a beautiful natural draw off the tee but couldnt punch it more than 190...bizarre.

Anonymous said...

And a go to hell you rich folk with high falutin Bloomies at home...that must be what julie zuckerberg was referring to when she and I were sitting on a Bx1 bus heading away from her rich winner neighborhood to my loser neighborhood and she mentioned how she liked to manipulate websites and see how websited work. way she said it made it stand apart. i bet she was referring to fun on your Bloomie. whatevs. ive got three high school friends who have bloomies. and spend all day hooked up to fucking pulse monitors and hear monitors while they trade. one of them worked at cantor in the day and called out sick on 9/11 cuz he was up all night fighting with his then wife about his affair with new wife. JZ would like him...he is worth a staggering amount of money sitting on his fat ass all day. And no matter what, he is still the fattish kid who had a beautiful natural draw off the tee but couldnt punch it more than 190...bizarre.

Anonymous said...


Julie Zuckerberg
2/19/14

to me
You said that to hurt me? Have you not done enough to the woman who stood by your side and wanted you and cared and fell for you hard? All I hear are the ways you went out of your way to hurt you. WHERE DID I FAIL YOU SO??

oh boy. it is coming back to me now. hearing about the abusive Narcissist Julie Zuckerberg and how she realized that she is late middle-aged, lost whatever looks she once had, and had few if any other options outside of jeremy d kaye, or jeremy kaye. the ex of julie zuckerberg who had spent two years pining away for. the ex who was described as a nebbish. socially awkward. lacking experience in the bedroom. cheap. and also as the second worst boyfriend julie zuckerberg had.
But if you cannot be with the one you love, and for narcissists that is very few people. In julie zuckerberg's case, i am confident that it was the late chris mcgee and your truly...unless of course i am a narcissist. but i am not. just a good guy. who zuckerberg fell for. and whom i liked. liked liked. until i didnt. and eventually learned the woman in the beginning was manufactured. the real julie zuckerberg constantly manipulated and criticized and projected. ugh.
each time i attempted to break up with her she would play upon a real of perceived weakness. the time before the last she prayed upon my genuine caring. that was low.
she tells me that she had been sexually molested as a child over the course of 4 years. she somehow gets me to agree to a break of 2 weeks instead.
i am so hurt i research the issue all weekend (but called her the following monday because i decided to ask her over to break up anyway and ensure we be friends)
of course, it turns out that this abuse was fucking manufactured. and her delayed response to the email i had sent her was due to her being with her ex-boyfriend jeremy kaye...lining him up in the likely event i break up with her. which i do.
and the worst part is that i offered to leave the relationship so that this jeremy kaye, who despite being cheated upon, not respected, not loved, and manipulated and controlled by julie obviously loved her and had been pining away for her.
and during a brief encounter with him at a restaurant, he looked shell shocked. he looked mortified to be in the presence of julie zuckerberg and her latest flame.
but my offer was met with tears. pleadings. they quickly became threats and evil emails.

Anonymous said...

and then the fun began and i was harassed and libeled and stalked and entangled in the legal system and all the while zuckerberg gloated.
well zuckerberg...how does it feel to be relegated to settling down with jeremy? you prostituted yourself to a guy who had nothing to offer you outside of obsession and money...apparently a boat load since he made good on his bribe to buy you a condo! well done! bravo! but you were such a fucking pig for such a long time that i now take pleasure in your misfortune.
a condo is amazing...but with a guy who you have no respect for. who you cheated on. who i could tell really only represented what you called a nebbish who would never hurt you. so you settle down with a rich kid who has to offer you a condo to get you back and as you told me, said he would fuck you in every room.
you do not have to update me on whether he improved in this area and whether he made good on his offer to fuck in every room. but i do appreciate you having shared that with me. do not worry...please do not think i saw your motivation as a lame last ditch effort at trying to hurt me.
the jealousy i told you about rears its ugly head only later in my relationships. we never got to that point. you mistook my belief in your promiscuity and your admitting to me you had cheated on asshole and jeremy as jealousy.
in fact, since hearing you both are not only back together but live together, i have been emotionally vested again in this.
i am not with one of my exes...you know, the ones whose names you do not know cause i didnt tell you about my entire life and sexual history. and the ones you blogged i terrorized and had rape fantasies about? yeah, them. nope. i moved on and met new women. was about to on match.com as you might recall. and then you engineered the cancellation of my match.com account. Who is jealous? Who is abusive?
and i will give you one guess to get how old she is? yep. in her 30s. and no, i did not have to buy her a condo to be with me.
come to think of it, i never had to buy you a condo. as i recall, you had bought me some nice things.
i dont blame you...if you dont land me, you got two options left: matronly spinster or jeremy kaye. mr. full of self respect. virility.
have you trained him yet on how to tie a tie? how about how to operate a laundry machine?
holy shit...i love when abusive skets get karmic rebates.
maybe i am wrong. maybe you have learned to have respect for someone you can cheat on, keep on the sidelines while you look for a man and not a man boy who probably couldnt even have dinner ready for you when you get home from work.
you are a kept woman and a mom!!!!!
and i am the happy "child molester." with my girlfriend who is a woman of 35. and only normal. not a Narcisstic Personality Disorder. that shit is brutal. i can see now why chris mcgee committed suicide and why you never seemed to show any remorse.
that is why you blogged you dumped me and that i then threatened suicide...you may in fact have considered it. or you may have wished i was able to be manipulated into a suicide....sick, twisted shit.
i would give you credit for being brialliant in your manipulations but i got the sense it is more of an instinct.
i also understand that your sexual abuse tragedy during child hood was total bullshit.
scumbag. no wonder you got only 5 friends. only males. you hate women. jealous of them
and as for my jealousy...hearing you will be spending the rest of your life not with chris mcgee...but with nebbish jeremy kaye!!!
ill let you go...i am sure he needs you to show him again how to wash your "unmentionables." in the complicated washing machine!

Anonymous said...

Good job. A narcissist who gets dumped paints the other as an abuser, claims they did the dumping, and often claim that person is suicidal over losing the narcissist. Julie Zuckerberg, i felt bad for so long that you got so hurt over a 4 month relationship that sucked. Joke on me. You werent hurt at all. But i love that you are with Jeremy D Kaye in a place he bought you. The only codependent stooge you have left. Least he is rich. Score!

Anonymous said...

Julie zuckerberg. I try to dump you and you say you love me to guilt me. Try again and you tell me you were sexually abused by your cousin. Try yet again because you are sneaking around with your ex jeremy kaye. U call me an abusive monster for calling you a liar. You are living with Jeremy Kaye. A guy you cheated on. Strung along. The kid who looked like a deer in headlights when he runs into you and the guy fucking you. Hey, who was better in bed, me or Jeremy D Kaye? Ask Jeremy about how your right leg shakes when you are about to come. I always liked that!

Anonymous said...

Julie zuckerberg. NPD. No female friends. Only 5 male friends. One married. One gay. The rest exes, all of whom are codependents. Have sex with me 3 hours after meeting me. Get serious 3 weeks later. Abuse me as a pederast cause I dated younger women before you. Assault me. Claim I slut shames you...you are a slut! You should feel shame. Tell Jeremy Kaye he really did steal away the love of my life. I never dumped you. So, then, I will fight to get you back! Oops...nah. you got that STD! Ill stick with what I have now.

Anonymous said...

Zuckerberg tell us what I did to you? Sent you a nasty email. You are such the mental case. Jeremy Kaye knew and/or helped you obsess over hurting me for a year. Jeremy D Kaye, does julie let you come inside her too? Have you seen an updated blood test, cousin? You really should. You picked a winner as your mother figure. Bloody cysts. STD. Unattractive. Decent in bed, but nothing crazy. What gives? Why pine away for zuckerberg? Why not someone who is pretty, has selfrespect and, i dunno, maybe not a psycho narcissist with drug habits and that lets me come inside her as you are strung along? To each their own, I guess.

Anonymous said...

Hi Julie. Woman i dated for all of 4 months and when I dump her she steals my keys, trespasses, acuses me of abuse (for an email) and tells folks you dumped me and threatened suicide. Poor dear. You look so good now. You aged 7 years in the last two. Packed it in to live out your days with the only schmuck you have left. Least he is rich! Ill always be a part of you, remember! By now, Jeremy D Kaye too. Ooops! Hey, your idea that we fu*k w/o protection. I am clean as a whistle...tiger blood!

Anonymous said...

Julie zuckerberg! Lets stop these foolish games. I know you love me. You told me so many times. Even on the day I dumped you. Remember? I love you more than you know. Ive only felt this way about a man once before. On my cats and dead chris life. And i love you. I dumped you on April 1, remember? April Fools!

Anonymous said...

This wont be hard to fix. Have jeremy d kaye move out of the apartment he bribed you with, and he can take his clothes, I prefer my wardrobe, and I move in. Then I will "fuck you in each room," like jeremy promised to do since you cheated on him and dumped him years ago for not quite doing it for you. Ooops, wait. I dont think my gf will like that. And I know I wont. And you can add sheets to what you owe me. Bleeding cysts. Soaked with sweat and well...you know. Squirt squirt. Had to retire them to...the garbage!

Anonymous said...

Sure did. To contempt of court charge for telling statsinger to go fuck himself and for not taking a stalking course. For feeding you content on my blogs you were stalking. Two days in jail over swallowing pride was a no brainer. As was my dumping you for being too easy. A total slut with zero self respect. And who i came to learn is diagnosed NPD. Hence, ur year obsession with hurting me makes sense. As does your efforts to keep me. Even rich Jeremy Kaye is a sad speimen to have to grow old with. Im glad i was the one who sent you to pasture. Did the singles of NYC a huge favor. And gave you a litle going away present..keep an eye on that 'ole cervix. Been thru hell!

Anonymous said...

I already told you...i went because i told pompous prick statsinger to go fuck himself. No domestic violence. Contempt of court. It was worth it. Even got a handle to give me instant street cred: d-guuci. Y gucci? Because i am cool and got style. Hey, just telling you what i was told. And i nvr called u a slut or whore, u liar. But i did know you were. And u got ugly...what the heck happened to you since i dumped you? db pic on google plus...yikes. srsly...ugly.

Anonymous said...

Dont you listen? I only sent you a nasty email. No domestic violence. You narcissistic nut. I did more than not go to a stalking course. I told the court to go fuck himself. And it was only for two days. And as usual, i made a ton of friends. I tend to be liked. Maybe y you pursued me and fuc*ked me 3 hours after meeting me. Nah. That was because you are a whore, julie zuckerberg. And you know it. It is why you got so abusive to me as soon as i started trying to dump u.y else have u ended up with an ex who was lame and your second worst bf? Cause noone else wants you. This is harsh, but it is true. Plus u deserve it, so i love telling you!

Anonymous said...

JULIE ZUCKERBERG DUMPED AND RETURNS TO JEREMY D KAYE WITH A STD AND CERVICAL CYSTS AFTER 2 YEARS STRINGING KAYE ALONG!

Anonymous said...

JEREMY D KAYE, CUCKOLDED EX OF JULIE H ZUCKERBERG, DEUTSCHE BANK TALENT ACQUISITION LEAD, PROMISES ZUCKERBERG AN APARTMENT AND TO FUCK HER IN EVERY ROOM. ZUCKERBERG ACCEPTS. AFTER SHE IS DUMPED. ZUCKERBERG OUT TO PASTURE WITH JEREMY D KAYE AND HER CAT AND HER MENTAL ILLNESS TO GROW OLD WITH ONLY MAN IN NYC WHO WILL HAVE HER...CUCKOLDED NEBBISH JEREMY D KAYE. MOMMY ISSUES? CODEPENDENCY? WHY ZUCKERBERG AND HER STDs, Narcissism, history of false allegations of sexual abuse against her own cousin!!

Anonymous said...

JULIE ZUCKERBERG OFF THE MARKET AFTER BEING DUMPED. FORCED TO GO OUT TO PASTURE WITH ONLY SCHMUCK SHE HAS LEFT IN HER LIFE. RETIRES WITH STD, BLEEDING CERVICAL CYSTS, PSYCHOSES REQUIRING PSYCH MEDS FOR LIFE, AND MORE! JEREMY D KAYE LAST MAN STANDING!! ZUCKERBERG PROMISED APARTMENT IN UES IN WHICH SHE WILL BE FUCKED IN EVERY ROOM. ZUCKERBERG SHARES THE PROMISE MADE IN EARNEST BY NEBBISH KAYE WITH PRESENT BLOG POSTER.

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JULIE ZUCKERBERG DUMPED AND SCRAMBLES TO REHOOK CUCKOLDED JEREMY DANIEL KAYE NEW YORK CITY'S RESIDENT JULIE ZUCKERBERG PATSY. WILL GROW OLD WITH ZUCKERBERG AND HER RECENTLY ACQUIRED STDs, CERVICAL CYSTS AND OTHER EVIDENCE OF A PROMISCUOUS 20 YEAR RUN! JULIE ZUCKERBERG SCORES AN APARTMENT IN RETURN FOR GOING OFF MARKET. JEREMY KAYE SNOOKERED AND PLAYED LIKE A FOOL

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JULIE ZUCKERBERG OFFICIALLY MOVED INTO APARTMENT PROMISED HER BY LOVELORN JEREMY D KAYE! FIRST HALF OF PROMISE MADE GOOD. NOW THE HARD PART...FUCK ZUCKERBERG IN EVERY ROOM! WISH THEM BOTH HAPPY COHABITATIONAL FUCKING! AMAZING COINCIDENCE BETWEEN ZUCKERBERG GETTING DUMPED AND JEREMY KAYE SOON AFTER APARTMENT HUNTING...OR SOMETHING MORE?

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JEREMY D KAYE, STRUNG ALONG AND CUCKOLDED NEBBISH, ONLY OPTION LEFT FOR JULIE ZUCKERBERG AFTER SHE IS DUMPED. SCORES LAST MINUTE WIN WITH JEREMY D KAYE, AN UES APARTMENT AND JEREMY D KAYES PROMISE TO FUCK HER IN EVERY ROOM ...PRAYS FOR STUDIO!!

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julie zuckerberg you have been very quiet lately. ever since i started posting emails you had sent me during the brief time we dated before i broke up with you. your emails show your posts and accusations were the lies of a scorned woman. but you did stalk, abuse, libel, trespass, steal and etc., and did so for a year. and you got me good. you had a lot of help from lady luck and my big mouth (i never learned in law school or during the several years i practiced that inviting the court to go fuck themselves is not only unacceptable as a matter of civil procedure, but judges find it offensive. and they send you to jail for a few days to think about if that is really what you want the court to do)
that is what i pleaded guilty to, contempt of court. you dumb slut.
and i gladly pleaded to that. and gladly spent a couple days in the slammer. you got a lot of pleasure out of it, and that is you. abusive. narcissistic. sociopathic. drug addled brain chemistry. manic depression. false allegations of sexual abuse against your own cousin. and let us forget your potent jealousy of women. not a single female friend. not one. and the few male friends you have are mostly ex-boyfriends with codependency issues.
meanwhile, you literally abused me physically. verbally. gaslighted. manipulated me into delaying breakups.
and while i am thrilled to have learned that all those men who were attracted to you left and right you always told me would love to have you when i broke up with you seemed not to have panned out so well. not surprising, actually. given that they were fucking figments of your imagination.
you are with jeremy d kaye, one of your lamest, most pathetic ex boyfriends who you cheated on, his charisma reminds me of that of a basketball. that has been deflated. and a fellow whom you lacked respect for, and who himself has no self respect and therefore never set boundaries with you. and let's you do whatever you want. including stringing him along for two years while you went out to try and find a man you respected and who you were passionate about and recognized has a peer. (HI!)
unless i am mistaken.
and i fear that i am. dear, this is terribly embarrassing. here i am guilty of gloating like a pompous fucktard; one of the characteristics of yours that i used to detest.
yes, i see it clearly now. you did indeed have a life full of tremendous loves. most men have loved you, in fact. at the very least, most have known you biblically. as i have. and first did within 3 hours of meeting you. (hey, who has the record? have you banged anyone more quickly than me? i bet i am pretty close to the top. but i did have to not only order you a drink, but pay for it, too)
too heavy a price as it turned out, but live and learn.

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but as i was saying, despite this love life replete with the most amazing and passionate and erotic loves of such intensity that they are the stuff that epics and tragedies are made of, you of course go back to jeremy d kaye,
yes. jeremy d kaye represents the pinnacle of this spectacular love life you have led. once you met jeremy, you knew that all of the fairy tale relationships of the past were merely a prelude to...well, to jeremy d kaye!
nice!
this is a good start towards karmic rebate. but just a start. there is a long, long, long way to go sugarbutt.
you went way too far. alluding to domestic violence. pederasty. and the utter disrespect of me to steal my keys and to use them to enter my apartment after being told not to.
these are what got me to where i am.
i could give a shit that you called EMTs to my apartment. i could give less than a third of a fuck that you ghosted me when i broke up with you. or that you told your friends you had broken up with me and i was suicidal over it (and i am so intellectually challenged that i never realized then that you are NPD..textbook!) and blogged it. and i give barely more than 3 or 4 fucks that you successfully got me arrested for harassment for a few emails, only two of which were all that bad. and then, only if the recipient dislikes being called a worthless skank and a cunt. obviously, you are one of those.
but the pederasty. the domestic violence. the disrespect.
heck! sorry, enough about the past. listen, sugarbutt. i feel as though we have been drifting apart lately. you just seem so distant. quiet. i just feel as though we haven't even been intimate in i dont even know how long. i am sure it is just a phase, but i did want to at least mention it.