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why dont you put quinn and leave kirkland?
Is there a limit the the # of firms that can be on the list? Why not keep the other two and just add Quinn?
It's "Emanuel," not "Emmanuel." Only 1 'm'.
I believe it should be spelled Emmanuelle(1974) starring Sylvia Kristel a character synonymous with softcore erotic films. It is so appropriate for this LA law firm and the California flakes they have working on this project. Please use this spelling for the duration of the project.
Thank you.
it's an SF firm, which makes it worse. at least in LA, the people don't pretend to have substance. they wear their shallowness with pride.
get that spelling right or else it won't come up on google for the world to see that tom the temp has named quinn eManuel a sweatshop firm.
Couldn't agree more about SF.
Sorry, about the spelling. I was in a rush. I will get it right when I place it on the list.
Tom,
Could you start a list of specific recruiters not to deal with at each agency? Maybe we could get a list of the good recruiters going as well. I think it would be particularly helpful to us.
This isn't Tom. But here's a start:
Julie Zuckerberg from Hudson.
The "NYC Nasty Temporary Attorney Recruiter Award" should be named in her honor.
Once you've been screamed at, threatened, and bullied by Julie (us old warriors called it "Being Zuckerberged"), you'll truly have been initiated into the wonderful world of legal temping.
And once you see she's four feet three inches tall, you'll realize she has a "Career Girl Napoleon Complex" and should be exiled to Staten Island, just as Napoleon Bonaparte was exiled to Elba.
But Napoleon Bonaparte escaped his first exile and returned to France to raise hell for a short period, after which he was exiled again, this time to St. Helena, where he died.
In the same way, if Julie annoys the crap out of everyone on Staten Island and manages to claw her way back to Hudson's Manhattan office - it's hard to believe this could be possible, but if you've had any type of interaction with her, you'll realize that, if subjected to her antics on a regular basis, her voice can annoy even the most annoying people in the world (Staten Islanders) - she can be exiled to a circus sideshow or the Island of Dr. Moreau.
I can't find any more words of of praise to shower on her. Anyone else have any?
You must be talking about the Update girls. Julie isn't 4 feet tall by any means. I say the nasty award goes to Kristen from Update. She's a mean two faced thing.
Oh, come on. We all know Krow-shits is the winner here. Anyone know who is getting the YouTube case? I hear that's gonna pay big. I want off Quinn and on THAT!
Julie Zuckerberg used to be at Update. But she proved too domineering and bitchy for the Stepford Wives over there, if you can believe that.
So she was traded to Hudson for a fake Louis Vuitton bag from Canal Street and set of nailfiles.
Hudson needed her to toughen up a sagging operation who's *big star*, the Grand Wizard of Recruiters, Allan "Sol Rosenberg from the Jerky Boys" Cohen, needed some protection in the lineup.
Some of her proud accomplishments at Hudson include developing the largest, most comprehensive blacklist in tempdom, as well as scaring people shitless enough to stay packed like sardines with no ventilation on the Hughes Hubbard & Reed Vioxx project.
And she is, indeed, four feet three.
Can someone please tell me where to register to get on YouTube? These comments are getting stupid!!I've been following this to get some work tips and to find out where the good jobs are, and this is just turning to crap. Does anyone have info? I don't want to be on QE. Thanks.
I live in DC but have heard from my friends in NY that Lexolution might be the ones. I'm registered witht them already.It's for sure going to pay like 40 or more an hour maybe. Just rumors. But just incase regiseter with them so you can be in it because it's going to go long term.
Maybe a year long gig so I might relocate to NY for it.
Hell no- if Lex staffs it I don't know if I want it. Especially if it's in a fire hazard zone. OMG. I heard it's going to Special Counsel.
Listen man, I don't know about you, but I'd rather be in a small doc review space than in bankruptcy court. Sallie Mae doesn't care about what space I work out of. And I've got 2 kids. It's hard out there. Can't be picky.
1:14 - you're getting stupid.
If you're looking for work tips, why are you reading a comment thread about putting Q.E. and Lexolution on the Sweatshop List? Doesn't the subject matter give you a hint that it's not going to be a nicey-nicey string of comments about networking?
I suggest you pick up the phone and call the different agencies up on Monday to find your hallowed YouTube job instead of calling people's exercising of their right to anonymous free speech "crap."
just think - if it's lexolution staffing the youtube project, you won't even be able to watch youtube while working because they block the internet.
1:50, stop making kids! It may be time to use your agency-supplied health insurance that you pay $400+ per month for to get a vasectomy or tubal ligation, or else you'll be stuck working in Paul Weiss-like conditions forever!!
These agencies salivate when they know you're stuck! As do all corporate-type employers! Then they know they can shit all over you and you have to take it!
2:45-
Why don't you exercise that free speech and tell us who WON'T shit on us?
Kirkland in D.C. is the absolute worst. One project pays $26/hr. They always have some zit-faced twenty-one year old, tool assistant supervising the projects, and they block internet access entirely, leaving one computer for everyone to check their e-mails during breaks. they provide no meals, no car service and no parking. On one Clutch project in D.C.
Please leave Kirkland & Ellis on the list. Alternatively, just change the name to Jerkland & Ellis. I hate that firm.
2:54-
I know it's tough for us temps to always be on the low-end of the totem pole, no matter how long we've been doing this work.
I know it's rough to have to take orders from arrogant and clueless first- and second-year associates from Top Tier schools who don't know their asses from holes in the ground.
I know it sucks to be the brunt of non-attorneys' suppressed power drives, when they finally have a lawyer-target they can abuse and take out all their frustration on for the way the associates and partners treat them.
And, of course, I know the shittiness of the head-games played by the brutal and low-living agency folks, who hold the power of your livlihood in their hands, and who, who with a thumbs-up or thumbs-down, can make life comfortable or miserable for you and your children based on whether they select your resume for jobs or blacklist you.
But, if you:
1) NEVER let the firms or agencies feel that YOU need THEM. Hold your head up and act with dignity (not overly prideful, but not with your tail always between your legs).
An important part of this is not letting them know you have kids to support, huge student loans to pay, or have a high overhead/living expenses. This is how the Krow-shits, Dickhead Osmans and Julie "Napoleon" Zuckerbergs know they OWN YOU.
2) do quality work;
3) arrive on time;
4) don't gossip, piss, and moan like a yenta on the job so everyone within a five-floor area can hear you;
5) bill a respectable amount of hours, but not too few so they're not making any money off of you, or too many so they don't think you're goldbricking;
6) don't put up with B.S. like being crammed elbow to elbow in a fire trap room and are respectfully vocal about your 'uncomfortableness' with the conditions (remember - no one wants an issue with the FDNY, OSHA, NY Board of Health, etc., right? Everyone wants to keep rolling in the paper);
...then we all might get shit on a little less.
But, of course, there will always be weak, wimpy, and subservient people among our ranks who will acquiesce to any type of foul treatment dished on them because they feel completely powerless and afraid of "THE BLACKLIST."
If more of us try not to be like them, though, maybe a few things will change.
Aren't the working conditions set by the firms and not the agencies? That's what I thought.
i'm sure the firms don't want the black mark with the fire dep't, dep't of labor, board of health, or osha, either.
5:27 PM, Well said. I am so sick of this stupid talk of blacklists. By the way, for those who don't know, you might want to check out http://www.pacepros.com/ as an alternative to staffing agencies.
I can't make heads or tails of this Pace Pros thing.
Can you explain, 11:06?
Question - On what theory could a lawsuit be brought to open up the agency policy of blacklisting? Wouldn't it be great to have access to all those intra-office emails basically defaming our reputations? The grand wizard, A. Cohen (Hudson)is shifty and clever, but I see his horns.
Any thoughts?
9:52- you are such a loser. Let it go already with bashing Hudson and get a life, or a JOB. Focus on your future, not your past. Lots of us had unpleasant job experiences- BUT BE A GROWN UP AND MOVE ON!!
I agree with 12:34. That guy is ruining this blog. Tom: please moderate or something. I didn't think this was supposed to be a forum for temp attys to spew personal venom. This guy clearly needs anger management help from a medical professional and this isn't the place. Why are you letting this blog hit this low level? It's a shame.
geez, consider a blacklist a good thing. It'll push you away from these agencies you hate, and maybe force you to find a real job that treats you properly.
Doc review is not a profession, it's something to fall back on when you are not marketable to firms or have the ability to work on your own. It's supposed to be used as a crutch to get you to a better place, not something to waste your license and career on...
If you want them to treat you better, act and perform like a professional. I see people dressing like they are in college. Dress like a professional and get treated like a professional. Command respect from your employer and you will see better working conditions, trust me...
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Kirkland supports outsourcing:
Jones Day, Kirkland Send Work to India to Reduce Client Bills
(Bloomberg News)
Aug. 21 (Bloomberg) -- Bruce Masterson, chief operating officer of Socrates Media LLC, asked his outside counsel to customize a residential lease for all 50 U.S. states in 2003. The firm's estimate: about $400,000. He rejected that price tag and hired QuisLex, in Hyderabad, India, which did it for $45,000. ``It was good quality,'' said Masterson, whose Chicago- based company publishes legal forms on the Internet. ``We've been working together ever since.''
Clients are pushing law firms like Jones Day and Kirkland & Ellis to send basic legal tasks to India, where lawyers tag documents and investigate takeover targets for as little as $20 an hour. The firms are reacting to a trend that will move about 50,000 U.S. legal jobs overseas by 2015, according to Boston- based Forrester Research Inc.
``The objective is to have only the most valuable people in London or New York, and the others in India, China or Columbus, Ohio,'' said Robert Profusek, co-head of the mergers and acquisitions practice at Jones Day in New York, who sends low- end work to the cheapest locations and plans to open a document center in India. ``Lawyers are service providers. We are not
gods.''
Companies with in-house legal departments in India include Wilmington, Delaware-based DuPont Co., San Jose, California- based Cisco Systems Inc., and New York-based Morgan Stanley, according to ValueNotes Database Pvt. The Indian legal services industry will more than quadruple to $640 million by 2010 from $146 million in 2006, Maharashtra, India-based ValueNotes said.
General Electric
General Electric Co. sends about $3 million a year in routine legal work to its Indian affiliate, said Janine Dascenzo, the Fairfield, Connecticut-based company's managing counsel for legal operations.
``India has very talented lawyers,'' she said. ``But it's a misconception that you can just send work there and it gets done. You need proper supervision and security.''
Kirkland & Ellis, the seventh-largest U.S. law firm, works with offshore attorneys at the client's request, said Gregg Kirchhoefer, a senior partner
in the firm's outsourcing and technology transaction practice.
``I'm not an advocate of offshoring legal services, but having worked in this area for so long, I understand the value of the model,'' he said. Typically, clients hire a provider and Chicago-based Kirkland helps manage
the attorneys, Kirchhoefer said.
Markup Disclosure
One incentive for corporations to send legal work overseas is that ethics rules compel law firms to disclose their profit margins. Traditionally, law firms charge clients markups of as much as three times what they pay associates and contract attorneys. ``Law firms can earn more by using labor they can mark up without disclosure,'' said Stephen Gillers, professor of legal ethics at New York University School of Law. ``Clients are knowledgeable about costs, and they want to negotiate the markup on these charges.''
Not every law firm has accepted the trend. Some firms are spreading fear, uncertainty and doubt,'' says David Perla, co-CEO of Pangea3 LLC, an offshore legal services company based in New York and Mumbai. ``They see any competition as bad and they'll raise any issues as to why you shouldn't go offshore.''
Of the 10 highest-grossing U.S. law firms, seven declined to comment on
outsourcing. Only one, Chicago-based Mayer, Brown, Rowe & Maw, said it doesn't use the practice. ``I don't think law firms are ashamed of offshoring,'' Perla said. ``The firms that are having success with it aren't talking, because they view it as a competitive advantage.''
100 Indian Providers
Of about 100 third-party legal services providers in India, clients give top marks to Pangea3 and New York-based Integreon Managed Solutions Inc., according to The Black Book of Outsourcing, a survey published in July by
Clearwater, Florida- based Brown-Wilson Group Inc.
About 80 percent of Pangea3's clients are corporations and 20 percent are law firms, Perla said.
``Some firms are coming to us because in-house clients suggested it or pressured them,'' Perla said. ``Others want to come to the client first and offer a solution.''
Integreon, which provides legal services in India, the Philippines and Fargo, North Dakota, has long-term contracts with about 45 companies and 15 law firms, said CEO Liam Brown.
Law firms contribute 45 percent to offshore revenue, while corporate law departments contribute 36 percent, ValueNotes said.
Law School Recruiting
Integreon recruits lawyers from second-tier law schools in India and managers from the litigation practices of firms such as Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom, Brown said. After training in India, managers relocate to New York or Los Angeles. In India, legal education is based on common law, conducted in English, and requires two or three years of classes. The country produces about 80,000 law school graduates a year, according to ValueNotes, compared with about
44,000 in the U.S.
Offshore companies charge $10 to $25 an hour on low-end work and $25 to $90 an hour on advanced jobs. Junior Indian lawyers might earn as much as $8,160 a year, according to ValueNotes, compared with the $160,000 average salary for associates in major U.S. cities.
Janice D'souza, 26, a lawyer in Pangea3's litigation and research department in Mumbai, says she makes three times as much as she would at an Indian law firm. ``At an Indian law firm, generally your potential is not recognized at an early stage,'' D'souza said. ``Here it's talent-based. In the near future, I think I will be a department manager.''
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=aBo8DnfekWZQ&refer=news
The article has been updated & look what is says:
Traditionally, law firms pay U.S. contract attorneys $50 to $65 per hour and bill clients up to three times the fee. For work performed by associates at the law firm, firms typically bill clients about $250 to $400 an hour.
- someone should contact the reporter & tell her that we're getting paid $35-50 per hr, not $50-65.
hey 12:34 and 2:14,
this blog allows anyone to voice their opinion about the industry, including the people who manipulate it. if someone wants to bash hudson and call its leader a horned, shifty devil, they can.
i happen to agree with the poster. these agencies have internal policies, if exposed, would easily warrant a lawsuit. don't get me wrong, there's plenty of blame to go around for those in this industry that cheat the system and have no pride in their appearance. i've met dozens who should have their licenses revoked, billing for hours spent doing anything other than working. but for those of us who are honest, take pride in our jobs and work hard, we have earned the right to call these agencies out on their terrible practices.
hudson is but one of them. look closely at the grand wizard a. cohen at hudson. i search for the puppet strings, but find none.
4:16, you're 95% correct.
The 5% that you're wrong about is this:
Allan Cohen doesn't operate the blacklist. The problem is that, like the Jerky Boys' Sol Rosenberg, whom Allan Cohen uncannily sounds like, he can't see so good through his glasses, goddammit! Therefore, he doesn't know who's on the Julie "Napoleon" Zuckerberg-run Hudson blacklist and who isn't. All Allan does is press a number on his speed-dial, which he can't see so good, either, goddammit! He can't even figure out the addresses of law firms when they tell him where they're located:
"Mr. Cohen, Shitz, Krapps, & Buttucks LLC is located at 47 West 48th Street."
"OK! I got it! 89 E. 38th Street"
"No, Mr. Cohen. Do you have a pen? 4-7 WEST 48TH STREET."
"OK. 4 East 19th Street, Apartment 7."
"Mr. Cohen. Did you tell the temps that they'll need to make an appointment with us for an interview?"
"OK"
"Did you tell them?"
"Alright."
"DID YOU TELL THEM?"
"I'll tell them to bring all their shoes and all their glasses. So they have them."
"What time did you tell them to be here?"
"Whatever time is good for you, honey-baby. Whatever works for you."
Now you understand why they needed Napoleon Zuckerberg over there..........
9:30: Time for your meds. Your fixation on Hudson employees is reaching unprecedented levels. You need medical attention. Good luck for a speedy recovery! All the best.
9:58 - either your mommy never taught you how to laugh at ridiculousness, or you're actually a Hudson employee.
Which is it?
Hudson employees are too busy perfecting their "blacklist" to find time for blogs, right?
9:30 is insane. Don't bother to respond to hm/her if you want to see this board get back to what it used to be.
10:17,
HAHAHA! You crack me up. Go take your sucky Jerky Boy impersonations and shove them up your ass, you miserable fck.
And what did this board used to be, 11:02? Pseudo-cultured 'Miserbles' like you wringing their hands trying to solve the temp industry's problems?
Why don't you laugh a little? It helps lighten things up!
And watch that filthy mouth of yours, 11:21. There's no need for PG-13 language here, big boy.
Re: India.
I guess no one here read the whole article. These outsourcing companies are selling this idea directly to clients, thereby trying to cut U.S. firms our of the decision.
Let them use firms in India, lawyers not admitted in any U.S. state, except for the one poor sap who is supervising 100 reviewers, pouring over a million documents. These firms and clients that do this have not evaluated the risk to confidentiality, or the lack of accountability that these unlicensed reviewers will have. India can't even handle customer service call centers without it being a disaster. So go ahead and send your documents to India and let the huge mess start. Don't forget to ask your malpractice carrier if it is cool with them first.
If I have learned anything from reviewing it is that greedy businessmen will not stop pushing their luck until it is way too late, and heads roll. So bring it on, and I look forward to being on the review regarding the investigation of the offshore review.
blah blah blah, go get me another beef jerky, apoo
Does it matter, Tom the Temp takes a big fat hard dick up his ass anyway -- he's a fag!
Let me know if you want pics! Fucking queers.
Document Review: the film
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XoOWxuYtjc
That was a great short film. nice work,
Oh wow, that's a major scam. Tom the Temp is certainly falling behind on his duties . . .
The Australian tart associate from Simpson Thacher next door to the Quinn project had a meltdown today when her precious package didn't arrive on time. She told the delivery guy to "fuck you" and then slammed the door on him. She wouldn't dare do this in the hallowed halls of Simpson, but of course she feels free to do what she wants in the agency's office in front of temps. It is just another example of spoiled associate behavior. You know the arrogant attitude that the world is at your beck and call.
Too bad the delivery guy didn't shove the package up this c*nt's ass.
You've gotta put Jerkland back on there.
Well at least we should be happy that the "Australian tart" didn't pull a Russell Crowe and clobber the guy over the head with a telephone.
She does have a nice ass though and she enjoys bending over a lot in order to show it.
Does anyone know anything about Lexolution's questionable practices?
Read, "Roast Them!"
Re: Indian Attorneys
I don't see how this saves any money. Since it's likely that none of the Indian attorneys are admitted in any US states or have ever taken a CLE class, all of their work has to be reviewed by an admitted attorney. So wouldn't some U.S. attorney have to run up hundreds of hours reviewing hundreds of thousands of documents, thereby destroying any cost savings? I'm just trying to figure out how these companies are skirting unlawful practice of law restrictions.
Went to HS with Julie Zuckerberg. Just don't get her drunk or call her by here Jewish Name, Bracha. Or wear leather around her- Napoleon Girl has a thing for those types.
Hey 7:30-- what happened to you??
You claim you went to HS with Julie Zuckerberg but you ended up a temp attorney (if even that) while she made it to VP level at Citi? Does your mommy still jerk you off before bedtime?
Leave the guy alone. Why are you defending Julie Zuckerberg? Yes, she was at Citi at that time but eventually left and went to new york life where she was fired. He is also right to say not to get her drunk. I went out with her and she got drunk i ended up getting assaulted and called some horrible names. All i wanted to do was watch when harry met sally and mind my own business. (that is an underrated movie. I am not one for Billy Crystal or Meg Ryan, but ill be damned if that movie doesnt capture a sort of Woody Allen-esque Manhattan which is a beautiful Manhattan)
Never called her Bracha and she nor I never wore leather around each other, so i cant comment on either of those. But the drunk thing...that is as true as a doc reviewer's day is long. I think alcohol does not mix well with her meds for depression and to keep her stabilized psychologically. Same goes for stimulants. If she uses a stimulant, she will be in a manically depressed mood for at least two or three days during which period she is unbearable and inconsolable.
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04/30/2014
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Domestic Violence Case
Case Continued (adjourned) - Temporary Order Of Protection Issued
Look where David Waldman's abuse of women landed him. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES. He enjoys using this old blog as a way to act out. Maybe you know him from law school?
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Case #2014NY033914
Defendant Waldman, David Robert
04/30/2014
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215.50 MA (CRIMINAL CONTEMP- 2ND A Misdemeanor)
David R Waldman
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This is libel. Domestic violence...Really? huh
Why did I break up with you again?
More to the point, if I committed domestic violence towards you, why didn't you break up with me?
It is nice to know that you are out there, though. And still with the keys to my apartment. And most likely still harboring the desire to kill me after all the times you threatened to do so or wished I was dead.
I sleep with one eye open.
And have two guard cats. With fangs. And sharp teeth.
Julie Zuckerberg said...
I feel so lucky I got out in 4 months. The rages he fell into around his jealousy, convinced I was cheating on him, the names he
called me! You see, I misunderstood. Apparently, I was supposed to be a perfect 10 for this man who was out of shape, balding,
unemployed since his arrest for the abuse-and at 45 has a testosterone level of 240 (that's more akin to an 80 something man). At
a size 0, he called me "chubby"! While he suffers gynocomastia, I OWED HIM perfect breasts. Because I did not deliver on these
sexist demands of physical perfection (for a smoker bellied faced 45 year old) I was of course cast as a whore. This all makes
sense, right? NO. This is verbal abuse looks like from a typical sad man who has no credit, no money, and his 75 yr old mom buys
his furniture because he's broke.
What's it like you do think to be that woman, As in the mother that raised my ex monster abuser? How can that woman look at her
son while knowing he has violent rape fancies of his exs, A history of assaulting poor Denise, And the others,,, so sad so many
lives he terrorized this David Waldaman, I hope to god his other victims have recovered and are again living, free, and happy!!!!
I'm talking the kind of abuse where besides calling you a whore and that you need to have a bald shaved pussy for him so he can
feel like he's with 12 year old girl. Or boy. So after I make my plan and leave this wonderful man... per the literature.. he
threatens to kill himself. Um, ok.. One safer woman out there!
Sadly, he didn't take his life after but he did lose his job, get arrested, and now has an open case in the criminal system that will
keep rocking for a year on those background checks companies to. SO NO JOB FOR YOU, ABUSER!!!!
Life works in mysterious ways. ::))
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The preceding comment was made by Julie Zuckerberg on a blog that supports and provides guidance to victims of abuse. Nary a word of her comment is true. Truly. Julie Zuckerberg, who is a vice president of recruiting at deutsche bank, and who holds herself out to be a professional woman, is more accurately reflected by her comment pasted above.
though i never went into any rages over jealousy, and never cast or called her a whore, even if i had, isnt the death penalty a little harsh?
julie zuckerberg is sad that i didnt commit suicide?????
of course, there is the small matter of my never having threatened it.
what is most disturbing about her posting under her own name the false accusation of threatened suicide and sadness at my not having gone through with it is that she already has an ex that committed suicide.
this julie zuckerberg has no compassion. what she does have is a drug habit. a std which in not treatable like my gynecomastia was. and the two men in her life that she claims to have had the strongest feelings for are the departed and myself.
julie zuckerberg is not a professional woman.
she is like a black widow spider. or praying mantis. or some other creature where the females kill their mates after they get what they get.
though i survived, i could have done without the cheating. the physical abuse. the verbal abuse. etc. little did i know that those would come to be seen as the good old days.
after the breakup, that is when she gets real mean. real spiteful. real...julie zuckerberg.
hey jules...sugar butt...jukebox...hi babe.
oh, and i never called her chubby. this woman runs marathons. me, i run my mouth. even when chased the best i can muster is much closer to a brisk walk than an run.
david waldman has not changed since high school. He is still the same arrogant, misogynistic, male slut he was then. still an obnoxious pig. which is what he always will be.
Why do I insist on periodically Googling my name and leering at the results, for, O, that way madness lies.
Anonymous 5:03, your post is both mean spirited and patently false. You obviously did not know me in high school as I was pretty much the same then as I am now (Apart from the acne, virginity, awkwardness around women, love of MTV and a crush on Alexis)
This is to say not arrogant, not misogynistic and, by definition I could not be a male slut.
Slut is the feminine form of the word for "slut."
The masculine form of the word is "stud."
But thanks for Googling me and posting something about me on the net. It confirms my belief in that I am superior and provides proof that I actually matter; that I am "somebody," that maybe I could be a contender! Instead of a bum!
It's as though if something is not on the internet, it is not real.
If something cannot be Googled, what is the point of that something? Where does the value lie?
I want my entire life to be documented on the internet. Otherwise, what is the point? It may as well not even have happened.
Don't you agree?
Bitch
Julie Zuckerberg said...
I feel so lucky I got out in 4 months. The rages he fell into around his jealousy, convinced I was cheating on him, the
names he called me! You see, I misunderstood. Apparently, I was supposed to be a perfect 10 for this man who was out
of shape, balding, unemployed since his arrest for the abuse-and at 45 has a testosterone level of 240 (that's more akin
to an 80 something man). At a size 0, he called me "chubby"! While he suffers gynocomastia, I OWED HIM perfect
breasts. Because I did not deliver on these sexist demands of physical perfection (for a smoker bellied faced 45 year old)
I was of course cast as a whore. This all makes sense, right? NO. This is verbal abuse looks like from a typical sad man who has no credit, no money, and his 75 yr old mom buys his furniture because he's broke.
What's it like you do think to be that woman, As in the mother that raised my ex monster abuser? How can that woman
look at her son while knowing he has violent rape fancies of his exs, A history of assaulting poor Denise, And the others,,,
so sad so many lives he terrorized this David Waldaman, I hope to god his other victims have recovered and are again
living, free, and happy!!!!
I'm talking the kind of abuse where besides calling you a whore and that you need to have a bald shaved pussy for him
so he can feel like he's with 12 year old girl. Or boy. So after I make my plan and leave this wonderful man... per the
literature.. he threatens to kill himself. Um, ok.. One safer woman out there!
Sadly, he didn't take his life after but he did lose his job, get arrested, and now has an open case in the criminal system
that will keep rocking for a year on those background checks companies to. SO NO JOB FOR YOU, ABUSER!!!!
Life works in mysterious ways. ::))
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nice blog post julie zuckerberg posted 4 months after the breakup. i didnt find it until 3 months after that. and it took me a month to get it taken down. i know julie b zuckerberg, executive talent recruiter lead at deutsche bank, citibank, new york life, hudson, update legal, meant no harm. she would never try to hurt me. i know this because of the emails she sent me on the day i broke up with her and on the day on which i never threatened suicide.
Julie Zuckerberg
4/1/14
to me
For the record I don't want this. I wish you weren't jealous. I wish you felt how much I wanted you and no one else. How I wish you didn't have psych issues... I know it hurts. I'll be thinking about you and wishing you get over these issues. It's like wishing a blind man could see.
I love you more than you know.
then there was this email julie zuckerberg sent:
Julie Zuckerberg
4/1/14
to me
I was over Jeremy 2 years ago, That's why there was room in my heart for you. I know you are unable to see it, like the blind man that can't see color. Jeremy was the 2nd worst boyfriend I ever had!
You are the only man in my heart. I know you don't believe me, but on my cats and dead Chris' life, it's the truest thing I can say. It was always just you. I haven't loved like this in years and I don't want to let it go. It is only the 2nd time in my life I felt this way about a man.
Now why would julie b zuckerberg ever post blog posts like the one above and try to hurt a guy she obviously loved and whose only crime appears to be being a little jealous of an ex (whom she stalked online while we were dating a full two years after they had broken up) and who is one of 2 or 3 BFs she admitted to me she cheated on very early on in the relationship. as in before trust and a bond could develop?
ive never been accused of abuse before or since. but julie b zuckerberg has been blogged about lots...on this very blog and others.
You mean the arrest for an email sent to you after you stole my keys, trespassed into my apartment and ignored two weeks of kind emails? And I was not guilty of anything outside sending a woman who got her keys and then steals mine an email. And asked to sign a TRO. LOL. You assaulted me. You trespass. You threatened my life. And have my keys. But your lawyer asks that i sign a TRO. The abusive woman who plays victim. My email was abuse but not you assaulting me. Threatening my life. Calling me a pederast. Telling me you cheated on me. Then denying it only to say it again next argument.
And when I get angry and say something mean, i am verbally abusive.
And though the breakup was bad and we both said horrible things you steal my keys. Break into my apartment. Get me arrested for an email. Blog about it and accuse me of abusing you. And spend the next year posting libel and stalking my blog.
And send the cops again...a year later...for a blog post made for you to go away.
I pleaded guilty rather than take a stalking course. You wont understand this but it was a matter of principle. Julie b zuckerberg does not get to abuse me and then blog i am abusive over an email. Julie zuckerberg does not get to stalk my blogs and my email for a year and then get to have the court order me to take a stalking course.
And I sleep well at night and can feel proud I was strong enough to carry the courage of my convictions.
The depths of how evil you are is shocking. I was ashamed for a long time for ever loving and dating you. You got me to that point. And to the point where I no longer felt pain about what happened to you as a child. I got to the point where I thought, oh well, bad things happen to bad people. I hated you for doing so much to hurt me and destroy me and my future...over a breakup. Nasty, yes. Painful for both of us. But a breakup. You gloat about arrests you caused. Lie about what it was for. Post it on blogs. Accuse of abuse. Pederasty. You are capable of doing this to a man you loved? Who was guilty of not trusting you cause you have cheated on 2 or 3 of your serious boyfriends? Who stalks an ex online 2 years after the breakup while we are dating...and you cant understand why i would feel insecure and break up with you?
Good girl. You obviously kept my keys because you wanted a part of me in your life. You got it. Keep an eye out on blogs. Unlike your posts of libel, abuse and lies my posts will all be truthful. Zuckerberg, you are tragic. And for me to have no sympathy for your childhood speaks volumes about how evil and spiteful you are. Pitiful.
Julie zuckerberg deutsche bank executive talent recruiter lead, why so obsessed with trying to hurt me? Is jeremy d kaye, the codependent nebbish who you strung along for two years so u could "heal" but really so you could fuck guys that did it for you? Maybe that is why i am your target. Cause i dumped you. U are old. U r mental. U accused ur cousin of sexual abuse. Me of domestic violence (y no specifics) you tell people u dumped me and i got suicidal etc zuckerberg, u have no female friends. Only 5 male in total. Most ex-bf's. All codependent schmucks aside from cristian toader. Sex with you is good physically but barren an iota of emotional connection. U knew i was not a nebbish like all ur other 50 or so sex partners aside from chris mcgee. We talked about it. Y wud i start dumping u two months in when things were so fun with us then?cause u r not gf material. U r abusive. Drug addled. Manipulative and, yes, tho i never called you either, you are a slut and a whore. But dont believe me. Its ok. You chose to live out ur days with jeremy kaye..manchild who looked terrified when we ran into him.
Enjoy ur dysfunctional life with your physical and psychological issues. Honestly, u r gross. And sometimes your sweating issue while you sleep reeked like vinegar. Wtf in great zeus' beard is that all about? How is jeremy, by the way? Hope not sore that i fucked his gf. Tell him not to be sore. Golly. Gee willikers, dont be sore.
Act out? For blogging? About a girl i dated for 4 months and who i didnt trust and who was a mental case who i dump and then steals my keys, trespasses, steals from my apartment and spends the next year stalking my blogs, somehow editing them, contacting match.com, sending EMTs to my apartment...i felt bad for awhile and bad for you for a bit. You are falling apart sugarbutt. Never told u i was not attracted to you. You figured it out. Never called you a whore. You knew i thought it because it is what u are. So many great loves u said u had, but of them all, you CHOSE to grow old and die with jeremy kaye?? Ok. Enjoy the rest of your life with jeremy, an obsession with me and my little lifelong gift to your bloodwork. Julie Zuckerberg. Narcissistic manipulative maven. People are only objects to you. So dont feel so hurt when guys treat you like one. Guys have feelings too ya know! You wacky skank you. Ironic that i gave you a gift and not vice versa. Blogged it before...i got Tiger Blood!!
Jeez. Julie beth zuckerberg. Bracha. You should know this whole delightful experience was not about abuse of women or domestic violence. Only one episode of DV occurred between us; the night you assaulted me with a new balance running shoe and threw my laptop. No, this as you know, was you having me arrested for harrassment. Over emails. Asking for the keys to my apartment back and the things you stole. And was ignored. So i emailed you that you were a cunt. And a worthless skank. So that was dropped real quick. Sure, as you know, your lawyer asked that i at least sign a TRO. Which you loved because now you got to mess with me and steal and keep it and i cant contact you for it. All for dumping you after a four month relationship. Why lie? Oh, and why post in a blog four months later that i am abusive and you dumped me and I was so upset that i threatened to commit suicide? Who would do that? Who could do that? Narcissists. NPDs. The kind of people, like you, julie beth zuckerberg, or bracha, who could accuse their cousin of sexual abuse and carry around an obsessive need of being believed cause noone believed you then. And that is because it was not true.
Who would wait to tell me she was "sexually abused" til the day i tried to break up withher for the second time as a way to guilt me into thinking about it for two weeks while you go off to "heal" i knew you meant go off to get laid, i just didnt know it was jeremy. But i just didnt care. I would have cared if i had gotten a STD, but thankfully i have that ole tiger blood. Let me guess..you also told jeremy that he was the first guy in 10 years you slept with without protection. Difference is, he may have believed you. What i had no clue about was that your obsession with safe sex and STDs was more narcissistic manipulative shit. And so i assumed you wouldnt be gross enough or foolish enough to fuck someone else w/o protection. How little i knew about just how demented you are, julue beth zuckerberg. But hey, you got dumped by me. And you went psycho. But you turned out ok in the end, right? Moving in with jeremy d kaye, the love of your life. After all the great loves you have experienced, of all the 50 plus men youve screwed, and of the only 5 youve dated, you end up with jeremy d kaye. That 40 something going on 19. The doofus you cheat on. Control. The poor kid who looked shell shocked when we saw him. He is who you got to go back to, after realizing when i dumped you, that your days were numbered. Julie, only psycho nut jobs obsess for a year over a guy at all. Let alone over a 4 month relationship. Heck, i began attempting to dump u after 2 months. But you are good. Guilted me. Shamed me. Preyed upon the knowledge that i was a good guy and cared despite knowing you had issues, slept around, admitted cheating on at least two bfs, etc. And julie...no woman with self respect or at least a clue sleeps with a guy after only 3 hours, then tells them they can do sexually anything except scat and only 2 weeks later tells them they are crazy about them and wants exclusivity. Wnat 43 year old woman does not know that? You. A narcissistic, abusive, not terribly attractive but charismatic and brilliant manipulator with a cute smile. Your victims have all been what u call nebbishes. Guys who can be controlled with sex. Guys who dont know or care that a woman that easy is not so because he is so amazing but because she uses sex to get value. And guys who dont realize that intimacy also includes an emotional part. And how can you not know that either? Because you have only fucked guys and been fucked by guys. Never been in love. Never were loved. That is who posts all this shit while they should be content with their dreams realized...living out ur days with jeremy kaye! You sure ended ur slutting around with a keeper! Does he forgive me for defiling you for a few months? How about for comeing inside his girl? No hard feelings, right?
Now I think you may not only have an obsession with me but also a learning disability. Julie zuckerberg. You poor dear. Why so obsessed? You dumped me right? For at first calling you a whore and that i then threatened suicide. Then it became because of domestic violence..but u r never specific..what did i do? Where is proof? By proof i mean like the emails which show that i dumped you and on that day you swore that you loved me and only felt this way about a man once before..chris mcgee. A guy who ODd or commmited suicide and for whom you never showed compassion and you blogged that u wished i killed myself, ouch! And the emails where you beg me not to leave you and that your ex i am getting out for was the second worst bf you ever had and you swore on your cats and dead chris life. Chris is already dead. My fav vincent is old and your girl cat is mean. Sides, that shit is all objects to you. And tho i believe jeremy kaye was your second worst bf, you live with him now because u have no one else left. I moved forward and am dating someone new. Sorry but i am a pederast again. She is 35, you abusive piece of psycho. How is adam bair btw? The 30 something class act lawyer who fucks you and getd you drugs when u r in miami? I know JK is cool with that. You emailed me that jeremy lets you do what you want, is buying you both an apartment in cash and is goimg to fuck you in each room. Boy...you are pathetic. U meant only now that i dumped you this will happen. Had i not, u wud have strung him along more. He owes me a thank you for no longer fucking his obsession so he could get the cash together and close on that pad so he can start fucking u in every room. Can he find your clit now? Has little jeremy gotten all growns up over the last two years you were out trolling for guys that could get you off...like moi? Love that i know all ur boyfriends names and am told about jeremy and know all ur friends and u know nada about mine. I dont talk about exes. Why do you? Cause you are a clueless, abusive mentally ill slut julie. These are unfortunate facts. But hey, jeremy i am sure learned a thing or two in the two years you gave him to get out there and learn how to fuck. U 2 r dysfunctional to the point of hilarity.
Yawn. Why not tell everyone again how i got suicidal when you dumped me. And how you left me for the one guy of all your great loves that you voluntarily chose to grow old with...we will all believe that jeremy d kaye is the one lucky guy of all the guys you screwed that you wanted to grow old with. Nothing to do with the fact that he was so codependent he let you get out and get laid for two years while he learned how to please a woman. Jeremy kaye is not ur last resort. He is the love of ur life. U needed two years away from him to "heal" and he probably apologized to you for his causing you to get laid and strig him along. Julie...does jeremy kaye not see anything odd with this obsession? And since i was so physically abusive and such a monster, and yet i am roaming freely thruout the city and dating one of its more amazing female inhabitants, shouldnt he do something? Or is this what u meant when u said he lets u do what u want? Heck, come on over then. Lets have a tumble in the sheets for old times sake. Ill put you through the mattress zuckerberg! Just dont ruin another set of my sheets. Oops. Sorry. Have to take a raincheck. I have a gf and also you are a skank.
Which HS was this? I dated julie zuckerberg and she was the worst gf I ever had. Drug addicted past. Abusive. Manipulative. Told me she wished I would die during an argument. Told me she cheated on me during another. What the F is her problem?
Lol. Good one. Funnier still is the fact that Julie Zuckerberg used to jerk me off at bedtime. She has insomnia though so it was only my bedtime. And no, this not bullshit. All true.
Has Julie Zuckerberg finally finished her obsessive need to try and hurt libel and demean me? Cool. I will not forgive or forget. Narcissistic, psychotic, drug abusing, abusive loser. Who has the lack of shame to blog an ex was abusive, and imply it was domestic violence she got him arrested for when it was an email. Who gets this psycho over 4 months, only two of which were fun? Who abuses me and steals and libels and sets me up for dumping her for not loving her and not trusting her for sneaking around an ex...only to move in with her ex (jeremy d kaye) who after being told how rich he is felt insecure about only to meet him and realize how sad it must be for you to have had to settle. Hilarious!! Has he seen our emails that show i dumped you and that you only went back to him after I dumped you? That why you stopped posting bullshit? I have no lies out there to be afraid of. So i will return your favor now and post and stalk and whatevs. But my gf already knows the truth about you and i dont have to worry a woman i care about seeing i lied to her. Or in your case, a guy you strung along and used and sucky for you ended up being the only guy left. Zuckerberg, take a look at your db photo. What do you see? You must see what i see and that is why you lie and lie and lie to me to get me to stay. Cause you knew if not me, all you had left was jeremy. Or growing old alone. But he is rich and bought you a condo. I could only have bought you some rugs for a condo. So, there is that. Heck, a little honesty and pride and self respect ought not be impossible, even for a NPD. EVIL little skank. All this. Four months together. Half of which spent on breaks so i could reconsider breaking up and you can go fuck jeremy kaye to have him and his wallet and his rabid codependency obsession lined up when i finally manned up. This is sweet karma. You got your second worst bf who you have zero respect for!! And me, the abusive monster in blogs but the love of your life prebreakup, gets a healthy relationship with a younger and smart and beautiful woman. See, karma is real and it all shakes out right in the end. Her Precious Victimization. Say hello to all your friends. All five guys.
JULIE ZUCKERBERG, TALENT ACQUISITION LEAD AT DEUTSCHE BANK, DUMPED AND FORCED TO REHOOK JEREMY D KAYE, CUCKOLDED AND STRUNG ALONG FOR 2 YEARS. BUYS ZUCKERBERG APARTMENT AND PROMISES TO FUCK HER IN EVERY ROOM. LETS HOPE IT IS ONLY A STUDIO!!
AFTER 2 YEARS COLD SHOULDER, JEREMY D KAYE REUNITED WITH JULIE ZUCKERBERG! ZUCKERBERG DUMPED PAST RETIREMENT AGE...SCORES APARTMENT ON UES AND LAST MAN STANDING. RETIRES FROM MARKET WITH ONLY ONE STD, RECURRING CERVICAL CYSTS, AND EXTENSIVE BUT IRRELEVENT BRAIN CHEMISTRY DAMAGE FROM ECSTASY ABUSE! SCORES NEBBISH KAYE AT THE BUZZER!
JEREMY D KAYE PINES AWAY FOR 2 YEARS. PROMISES JULIE ZUCKERBERG HE WILL LEAVE HIS GIRLFRIEND AND BUY ZUCKERBERG AN UES APARTMENT AND FUCK HER IN EACH ROOM. ZUCKERBERG NETS BACK NEBBISH IN NICK OF TIME. ASSURES HERSELF STEADY SUPPLY OF NARCISSISTIC REQUIREMENTS FROM CODEPENDENT AND CUCKOLDED JEREMY D KAYE. PAYS FOR AN APARTMENT FOR THE HONOR OF GROWING OLD WITH PAST EXPIRATION DATE ZUCKERBERG! WELL PLAYED ZUCKERBERG!
EEEEW CAN DO IT!JULIE ZUCKERBERG DUMPED,ASKS FOR TIME TO HEAL TO REHOOK STRUNG ALONG, CUCKOLDED NEBBISH JEREMY D KAYE...EMERGES WITH JEREMY D KAYE, AN UES APARTMENT AND HIS PROMISE TO FUCK HER IN EVERY ROOM, THUS AVOIDING RECURRENT ISSUE THAT PLAGUED THE PAST.
Eeeeew CAN DO IT! JEREMY D KAYE, IT IS A DIME SIZED SPONGY AREA UP TOP AND A 1/2 INCH IN. ONE TO TWO FINGERS IN A "COME HITHER" MOTION. COMMUNICATE! LET HER KNOW SHE IS SAFE. LISTEN TO HER WORDS. HER BODY. HER BREATHING. AND DONT BE AFRAID!
LMFAO! You are brutal. This chick has got to be suicidal. But we are cracking up over here. This is unreal but somehow because it is you, nothing surprises me. Nothing you cant handle, my friend.
What do you mean? Brutal? Suicidal? Unreal? You are pulling my leg, right? I have never felt so loved by a woman and I know how Leo felt in the movie about that big boat. (When he said "I am king of the world," not when he became an ice cube and sorta just sank.
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