Please complete the attached forms: 1) Application; 2) Conflicts form. The Conflicts form can be filled out on your computer and emailed back to us.
But the Application must be filled out by hand and dropped off at our office. This has to be completed ASAP: preferably tomorrow, but if weather is too inclement, Th. morning early is fine. Also, the application asks for 10 years of employment history (please list everything), and the conflicts form asks for firm names/all adverse parties for the last three years. When you do fill out these forms, please be as thorough as possible because they have come back to us with very specific questions.
-Sara Kim
ROFL.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for the poor desperate losers that show up at the Yorkson doorstep. Doubt any Yorkson employees will actually be there.
For God's sake people, Yorkson has no jobs! They never have had any jobs! Sara Kim is just a lonely, homely Asian with too much free time on her hands. She posts these fake ads for something to do.
ReplyDeleteI guarantee that NO ONE will get this job. Yorkson is a complete joke, they've stiffed me at least 4 times over the past couple years with "phantom" projects that never happen. Only one worse than them is Clutch.
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Where is everyone???? Whatzzzz going on????
ReplyDeleteIs everyone snowed under by SNOWMAGGEDON???
Whatzzz going on???? Where is everyone?????
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ReplyDeleteI am in my 8th floor apartment in Suburban DC, my government contracting job shut down for the third day now, looking outside the window and seeing a blizzard of historic proportions. The heaviest snowfall I've seen in my life, plus 50 mile/hour winds...
Typical of recruiter ladies - you are supposed to bend over backwards and break your freakin' neck to get them dox for a job:
ReplyDelete1. That probably never exists
2. That they will never call you for....
Blizzard, Shmizzard - where is the 12 feet of snow they promised??
ReplyDeleteSara Kim is the worst. She sends you emails about jobs, you send your resume, maybe respond to her inquiries about conflicts and you never hear anything. Ever. Then two days later, you get the same email about the same job, as if you never responded. Groundhog day, repeat the process, never hear. Don't bother. She's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteWho's the Korean chick livin' with the Lithuanian chick? Sara Kim?
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ReplyDeleteHudson Legal is currently staffing the following position:
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Rate: $40/hr
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Hours: 40 hours per week
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Now even doc review is too good for toileteers.
ReplyDeleteJonestown style mass suicide, anyone?
It's pretty ballsy for them to ask for all that information for a job that pays only $32 per hour and caps at 40hrs a week. Thanks but no thanks. I am sure Paul Hastings is probably going to end up like Labatoilet!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are going to bust your but to get a bunch of papers together, so the papers can gather dust on someones desk. It's an old lie. It is like the left handed sky hook errand in summer camp. Every year someone falls for it.
ReplyDeleteGo! hurry up and wait.
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ReplyDeleteI registered with Yorkson several years ago -- they never had a single job (temp or perm) for me. They're fraudulent and a waste of time -- like every other job agency in NYC.
ReplyDeleteI've applied to a bunch of agencies and they never call me back. They make you come in and register and then you never get a job from them. I bet anything that they are all getting bailout money just to keep them afloat.
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1. Trudging through a blizzard to deliver dox is not the only scam these annoying and ugly recruiters have come up with.
ReplyDelete2. New one is "come and get re-acquainted" for those who have already registered. Several agencies have mentioned this to me recently. I registered with them only a few months ago, the bitches never called me for a single job and now they want to me to come and meet them all over again. Spend subway money, time and effort - FOR WHAT???? ARE THEY LONELY?? DO THEY NEED PALS???
Go find someone else to bug honey.
Where is Sonia? What is her take on all this?? That poor old goat - this blizzard will kill her.
ReplyDelete4:11
ReplyDeleteThey want you to come bearing gifts... flowers, booze, candy, jewelry, show tickets...
Yeah, right - the only gift I can give is my torn underwear. Get lost bitches!!
ReplyDeleteThomas the Temp why did you put up this annoying blog list on your site. The only blogs worthy of reading are yours, L4L and Confessions of LOL. The rest are boring and whiny. Toilet Law also has an interesting story and heart.
ReplyDeleteThe recruiters are always looking for bribes.
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ReplyDeleteTHROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE DEBT THAT ENSLAVES YOU!!
WHO IS THE KOREAN CHICK MARRIED TO THE LITHUANIAN CHICK???
ReplyDeleteSara Kim is just jerking people around. She probably gets a kick out out of sending people on a wild goose chase around town while she sits at home in front of the fireplace sipping hot cocoa.
ReplyDeleteChances are if you jump through these hoops, you won't hear back from her, and if you do, she will ask you to reapply for the same position.
http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/02/home-boy.html
ReplyDelete7:19
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. This guy has a blog in GQ, and doesn't even write it well, and only has one entry? I would tell him not to quit his day job, if he had one.
WTF is up with this Sara Kim chick? The tone of her email spams makes me want to slap her.
ReplyDeleteYorkson used to have real jobs, but not anymore.
p.s. PLEASE MODERATE THIS SITE.
I am snug as a bug at home.
ReplyDeleteMy son-in-law dropped in and left some left over chicken teriyaki in the fridge.
Any projects starting anytime soon? This week is a wash with the snow, and next week is a holiday.
Blizzard Shmizzard - I have been waking around and shopping. Where is the 12 feet of snow they promised. I was hoping the whole city would be shut and boarded for days - so that I would not be the only one unemployed and at home. Just a few furry snowflakes...pathetic...
ReplyDeleteSonia are you not reading this site? I have personally put several listings by Hudson on projects starting asap. Get with it you old goat...
ReplyDelete8:08
ReplyDeleteIn DC, we have about 8 feet of snow in places... it has been snowing for 2 days straight and just stopped.
I was blackballed by the candy ass man at Hudson because I was accused of not working fast enough. They won't return my calls.
ReplyDeleteSara Kim is just a miserable person. I first read about how bad she was in here and then started getting her emails for projects. She has treated me exactly as was reported here. She is ....I mean.....one very sick person, no kidding. I got this email and quickly trashed it. I will never let a sick Sara Kim torture me.Never!!!!
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Sonia fuck Hudson. They are not worth it. They only like to hire fat saddlebag girls. I have worked with people they place - fat, greasy, smarmy - like they were in the DMV or Popeye's and not in a law firm. Fuggedaboutit!!!
ReplyDeleteWho is Vanessa V. and what is her relationship to Sara???
ReplyDeleteINQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!!
Who the fuck is Vanessa V????
ReplyDelete"Who the fuck are you?!"
ReplyDelete4:11 PM
ReplyDeleteIf you don't hear from a Head hunter in 3 months; you won't! The turnover is heavy in their tribe/offices. A headhunter is only as good as her vendor contract. Like surface warfare school they eat their young, and boot people off their island.
Sara Kim and Yorkson are clearly worthless. When I got this email from her, for a moment I considered trudging off in the snow to take her an application, and then I realized, given her track record, it would be a waste of time. If you haven't signed up with Yorkson yet, don't bother.
ReplyDeleteSara Kim is a fucking idiot. A disgrace to the Korean race.
ReplyDeleteYeah, they got me. I filled out the application and my 10-year resume. I dropped it off in person, in the snow. Never heard anything. I called and was told I didn't get on the project. Waste of time. I won't ever do that again.
ReplyDeletethis is all making so sick. i have no income for months went to all the usual new york bullshit agencies. where their pretty employees promise the world, pretend that they have projects thay dont exist or that they are merely competing for, and pretend that the projects will be starting. i call creditors and relatives tell them im starting. now they think i am a liar and dont believe a word i say.
ReplyDeletesara kim at yorkson is a mess. playing games, she put out a contrived "conflicts list" that clearly applied to labaton plaintiff firm as it featured all the Labaton cases but she passed it off as a paul hastings gig.
what kind of creep plays these games?
compliance were big ones - had the project in their hand - then sent me an email that clearly illustrated they were merely vying but because they had identified the law firm as fried frank had to be all so cryptic (dishonest) in the email so that i wouldnt tell the firm.
messing around with professionals playing with lives, they really should be held accountable.
paul hastings and labaton should be held accountable too.
discplinary board should go after these rats.
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