Thursday, November 11, 2010

"Clutch Legal" Sleazy Outsourcing Outfit Cancels Another Project

Watch out for these guys. Projects fall through with them ALL the time. Their modus operandi seems to be that they set up sweatshops in India and have American contract attorneys serve as "back ups" in the initial set up stage. Smart solutions, no borders, indeed.

"It is with great disappointment and sincere apologies that I report to you that the Greenberg Taurig project is canceled. The case just settled this evening.

I am truly sorry for all the chaos and frustration surrounding this project. I had no idea the client was in settlement talks, so this is as much a surprise to me as it must be to you.

Thank you in advance for your understanding. My colleague Suzanne and I think very highly of you all, and I will make sure to keep you in mind and posted on all future assignments.

Please confirm you have received this email."


Anonymous said...

Where was this...NYC? Did they give you a rate before pulling out the rug...?

Nando said...

"I am truly sorry for all the chaos and frustration surrounding this project. I had no idea the client was in settlement talks, so this is as much a surprise to me as it must be to you."

Yeah, these pigs had NO IDEA that the client was discussing a settlement - and Salma Hayek just forced herself on top of me and dug her nails into my back.

"Over 317,000 waiters and waitresses have college degrees (over 8,000 of them have doctoral or professional degrees), along with over 80,000 bartenders, and over 18,000 parking lot attendants. All told, some 17,000,000 Americans with college degrees are doing jobs that the BLS says require less than the skill levels associated with a bachelor’s degree."

Guess where many of these desperate fools are headed?!?!

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Anonymous said...

How do we know that this project went to an Indian sweatshop?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they say the project is cancelled but some people, somewhere are working on it. it is only cancelled for the coders getting the e-mail.

And don't forget, they never keep you in mind for the next project. Sorry suckers!

Anonymous said...

Pres Obama went to India this week visiting our jobs.

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In Thailand, subsistence farmers eat the shit that is literally spilling out of their oxen's ass as they plow the fields. Apparently, at least 50% of the meager nutrients the oxen eat survive the digestion process. Something working in this field always makes me think of that scenario. But I never feel as though I get anywhere close to 50% of what's left in the shit.

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Just wanted to let everyone know that I am still working.

Also, everyone should want to know that as a direct result of being employed, making big bucks from such employment, having a sick, sick wardrobe, an eight inch+ schlong, a ridiculous pad, a lot of Apple products, Prada glasses (non prescription of course), the god given looks to just stand in the bar and have bitches come up to me, a soft cock that hangs 3 in. down my leg or when wrapped in pants offers a significant bulge upon which the ladies often gaze, the ability to not care if I fire (as ninth level, I've been given those privileges) an older coder with a family and who can barely make ends meet, size 13 shoes which connote to the ladies my significantly large hard cock, AND that I am just better than most people (especially the poor small law people making no money and getting no ass), I have been able to nail 25 different ladies this year - ranging from 19-42, each with varying sizes of titties, nicely waxed an soft vaginas, and all willing to anal.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I don't know who is worse NANDO or BETTER CODER - both are probably lame pimply nerdy guys writing in their underwear in their mother's moldy basement. BORING...

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Anonymous said...

Bitter are getting awfully lazy and unimaginative.

Of course, you sucked from the beginning and have just gotten worse.

Anonymous said...

Nando would be more tolerable than Better Coder if he would quit obsessing over Salma Hayek.

Does Bart need any type of dental work?

Anonymous said...

I don't know what Better Coder is bragging about. I get paid $800/hr just to take a dump, time and a half for diarrhea. My cock is eighteen inches, not long but thick. I've had sex with at least six hundred people in the last year, most under the age of ten.

Anonymous said...

"Of course, you sucked from the beginning and have just gotten worse."

truer words were never said.

Anonymous said...

Clutch bites the big one.

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Better Coder is THE man. I love it when he ejaculates into my colon and then I empty it out into his mouth.

Anonymous said...

Was this the same project they wanted people to work 17 hours a day everyday for ten days?

Anonymous said...

This is for the temps who worked on the Countrywide case at Labatoilet:
I bet you did not know you were billed out as associates; check out pages 15 to 20.
The fee application hearing was in federal court today before Judge Pfaelzer in the Central District of California Western Division. Remember that Labatoilet made the temps short term attorney employees, an eupehmism for temp, after been sent there to Labatoilet by agencies and then cut out the agency from the picture and paid them $32 an hour with no overtime or employee benefits. Then Labatoilet turned around and labeled their temps associates and billed the client, the NYS pension funds, $325 an hour for their document review services. Quite a markup don't you think from $32 an hour to $325 an hour? I wonder if the NYS Comptroller or Judge Pfaelzer knows or cares that this application fee petition is a scam and a work of fiction. Just another example of sickening greed in the US economy where the little guy gets screwed and the filthy rich get richer. Sleep well Joel, Ira et al while your obscene settlement comes out of the mouths of the working class people, the pension funds of the teachers, firefighters and police of NYS. Way to fight for the little guy from your ivory tower. I bet though you are very progressive in your politics, always contributing to worthy social causes, from the safety of your suburban oases, of course.

Anonymous said...

The Labatton link is not functional. new one?

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