Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Must Drop Off Convoluted Job Application Form In Blizzard For Short-term Shitlaw Position



Please complete the attached forms: 1) Application; 2) Conflicts form. The Conflicts form can be filled out on your computer and emailed back to us.

But the Application must be filled out by hand and dropped off at our office. This has to be completed ASAP: preferably tomorrow, but if weather is too inclement, Th. morning early is fine. Also, the application asks for 10 years of employment history (please list everything), and the conflicts form asks for firm names/all adverse parties for the last three years. When you do fill out these forms, please be as thorough as possible because they have come back to us with very specific questions.

-Sara Kim

50 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL.

I feel sorry for the poor desperate losers that show up at the Yorkson doorstep. Doubt any Yorkson employees will actually be there.

Anonymous said...

For God's sake people, Yorkson has no jobs! They never have had any jobs! Sara Kim is just a lonely, homely Asian with too much free time on her hands. She posts these fake ads for something to do.

I guarantee that NO ONE will get this job. Yorkson is a complete joke, they've stiffed me at least 4 times over the past couple years with "phantom" projects that never happen. Only one worse than them is Clutch.

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Shalom, bitch.

Anonymous said...

12:06,
Your forgot to mention "Shitlaw", "Saddlebags", and "Clovester"

Anonymous said...

Where is everyone???? Whatzzzz going on????
Is everyone snowed under by SNOWMAGGEDON???
Whatzzz going on???? Where is everyone?????

Anonymous said...

9:08

I am in my 8th floor apartment in Suburban DC, my government contracting job shut down for the third day now, looking outside the window and seeing a blizzard of historic proportions. The heaviest snowfall I've seen in my life, plus 50 mile/hour winds...

Anonymous said...

Typical of recruiter ladies - you are supposed to bend over backwards and break your freakin' neck to get them dox for a job:

1. That probably never exists
2. That they will never call you for....

Anonymous said...

Blizzard, Shmizzard - where is the 12 feet of snow they promised??

Anonymous said...

Sara Kim is the worst. She sends you emails about jobs, you send your resume, maybe respond to her inquiries about conflicts and you never hear anything. Ever. Then two days later, you get the same email about the same job, as if you never responded. Groundhog day, repeat the process, never hear. Don't bother. She's an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Who's the Korean chick livin' with the Lithuanian chick? Sara Kim?

Anonymous said...

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Hudson Legal is currently staffing the following position:
Start date: Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Rate: $40/hr
Duration: 1 month duration
Hours: 40 hours per week
Location: Midtown, Manhattan

Requirements: **Although this is a temporary document review position, you MUST be a former big firm litigation associate to be considered** Please do not apply if you do not meet these qualifications.


If interested, please email your most current resume to LEGALJOBS@HUDSON.COM immediately.



In the Subject Line, please reference Litigation Associate.

Jim Jones said...

Now even doc review is too good for toileteers.

Jonestown style mass suicide, anyone?

Anonymous said...

It's pretty ballsy for them to ask for all that information for a job that pays only $32 per hour and caps at 40hrs a week. Thanks but no thanks. I am sure Paul Hastings is probably going to end up like Labatoilet!!!

The Yuppie Attorney said...

You are going to bust your but to get a bunch of papers together, so the papers can gather dust on someones desk. It's an old lie. It is like the left handed sky hook errand in summer camp. Every year someone falls for it.

Go! hurry up and wait.

Retard Temp And Me said...

I am currently looking for 30 admitted attorneys to shovel my driveway in Greenwich, CT. $10 bucks per/hr, NO OT. Only interested and available candidates need apply.

Anonymous said...

I registered with Yorkson several years ago -- they never had a single job (temp or perm) for me. They're fraudulent and a waste of time -- like every other job agency in NYC.

Anonymous said...

I've applied to a bunch of agencies and they never call me back. They make you come in and register and then you never get a job from them. I bet anything that they are all getting bailout money just to keep them afloat.

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Anonymous said...

1. Trudging through a blizzard to deliver dox is not the only scam these annoying and ugly recruiters have come up with.

2. New one is "come and get re-acquainted" for those who have already registered. Several agencies have mentioned this to me recently. I registered with them only a few months ago, the bitches never called me for a single job and now they want to me to come and meet them all over again. Spend subway money, time and effort - FOR WHAT???? ARE THEY LONELY?? DO THEY NEED PALS???

Go find someone else to bug honey.

Anonymous said...

Where is Sonia? What is her take on all this?? That poor old goat - this blizzard will kill her.

Anonymous said...

4:11

They want you to come bearing gifts... flowers, booze, candy, jewelry, show tickets...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, right - the only gift I can give is my torn underwear. Get lost bitches!!

Anonymous said...

Thomas the Temp why did you put up this annoying blog list on your site. The only blogs worthy of reading are yours, L4L and Confessions of LOL. The rest are boring and whiny. Toilet Law also has an interesting story and heart.

Anonymous said...

The recruiters are always looking for bribes.

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Jubilee Now said...

THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE DEBT THAT ENSLAVES YOU!!

Anonymous said...

WHO IS THE KOREAN CHICK MARRIED TO THE LITHUANIAN CHICK???

Anonymous said...

Sara Kim is just jerking people around. She probably gets a kick out out of sending people on a wild goose chase around town while she sits at home in front of the fireplace sipping hot cocoa.

Chances are if you jump through these hoops, you won't hear back from her, and if you do, she will ask you to reapply for the same position.

Anonymous said...

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/02/home-boy.html

Anonymous said...

7:19

I don't get it. This guy has a blog in GQ, and doesn't even write it well, and only has one entry? I would tell him not to quit his day job, if he had one.

Anonymous said...

WTF is up with this Sara Kim chick? The tone of her email spams makes me want to slap her.

Yorkson used to have real jobs, but not anymore.

p.s. PLEASE MODERATE THIS SITE.

Sonia said...

I am snug as a bug at home.

My son-in-law dropped in and left some left over chicken teriyaki in the fridge.

Any projects starting anytime soon? This week is a wash with the snow, and next week is a holiday.

Anonymous said...

Blizzard Shmizzard - I have been waking around and shopping. Where is the 12 feet of snow they promised. I was hoping the whole city would be shut and boarded for days - so that I would not be the only one unemployed and at home. Just a few furry snowflakes...pathetic...

Anonymous said...

Sonia are you not reading this site? I have personally put several listings by Hudson on projects starting asap. Get with it you old goat...

Anonymous said...

8:08

In DC, we have about 8 feet of snow in places... it has been snowing for 2 days straight and just stopped.

Sonia said...

I was blackballed by the candy ass man at Hudson because I was accused of not working fast enough. They won't return my calls.

Alusi-ego said...

Sara Kim is just a miserable person. I first read about how bad she was in here and then started getting her emails for projects. She has treated me exactly as was reported here. She is ....I mean.....one very sick person, no kidding. I got this email and quickly trashed it. I will never let a sick Sara Kim torture me.Never!!!!

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Anonymous said...

Sonia fuck Hudson. They are not worth it. They only like to hire fat saddlebag girls. I have worked with people they place - fat, greasy, smarmy - like they were in the DMV or Popeye's and not in a law firm. Fuggedaboutit!!!

Anonymous said...

Who is Vanessa V. and what is her relationship to Sara???

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Vanessa V????

Roger Daltrey said...

"Who the fuck are you?!"

The Yuppie Attorney said...

4:11 PM

If you don't hear from a Head hunter in 3 months; you won't! The turnover is heavy in their tribe/offices. A headhunter is only as good as her vendor contract. Like surface warfare school they eat their young, and boot people off their island.

Anonymous said...

Sara Kim and Yorkson are clearly worthless. When I got this email from her, for a moment I considered trudging off in the snow to take her an application, and then I realized, given her track record, it would be a waste of time. If you haven't signed up with Yorkson yet, don't bother.

Anonymous said...

Sara Kim is a fucking idiot. A disgrace to the Korean race.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, they got me. I filled out the application and my 10-year resume. I dropped it off in person, in the snow. Never heard anything. I called and was told I didn't get on the project. Waste of time. I won't ever do that again.

Anonymous said...

this is all making so sick. i have no income for months went to all the usual new york bullshit agencies. where their pretty employees promise the world, pretend that they have projects thay dont exist or that they are merely competing for, and pretend that the projects will be starting. i call creditors and relatives tell them im starting. now they think i am a liar and dont believe a word i say.

sara kim at yorkson is a mess. playing games, she put out a contrived "conflicts list" that clearly applied to labaton plaintiff firm as it featured all the Labaton cases but she passed it off as a paul hastings gig.

what kind of creep plays these games?

compliance were big ones - had the project in their hand - then sent me an email that clearly illustrated they were merely vying but because they had identified the law firm as fried frank had to be all so cryptic (dishonest) in the email so that i wouldnt tell the firm.

messing around with professionals playing with lives, they really should be held accountable.

paul hastings and labaton should be held accountable too.

discplinary board should go after these rats.