Monday, February 08, 2010

Jones Day

Tom,

I was just talking to a friend who told me to watch out for this place in NYC!

He was recently at Jones Day (two weeks ago) for a couple of days. They were fired on the spot because the slave driver felt that they were not typing entries fast enough into the privilege log. Please publish the story to alert others not to work there as the first year associates were real jerks, watching over people. The real punk was the African American female associate named Jaime. She was on a real power trip.

Has anyone else heard anything about this place? I got called to work there awhile back, but I didn't take it as I was able to land something else.

76 comments:

Anonymous said...

Worked there briefly last year. Similar story. A reviewer was loudly chewed out for supposedly going too slowly and got the call that night that they were fired. No chance to even improve. Personally, I think they single out one person on every project to fire in order to scare the rest of the reviewers.

Anonymous said...

So they have an Uncle Tom associate smacking around the minority temps? ROFL.

Anonymous said...

5:11 - The temp links site you were looking for is called tempinfo.com.

Angel said...

I wouldn't work there because Jones Day is notorious for using Indian Lawyers to do doc review. So, if they want Indians, they can just hire Indians and leave American Lawyers out of their sweat shop.

Anonymous said...

FYI: The associate's name is Jamie, not Jaime. Perhaps there is something to the criticism about the typing.

Anonymous said...

Jaime, Jamie - who cares - that is really terrible. Lawyers did not got to school to learn typing. Many I have worked with aee pretty fast regardless. The shit that takes place in New York never ceases to amaze me. Worse than a third world sweatshop!!

Anonymous said...

Last year one agency did not pay me for several days work although I repeatedly asked them for the check. Finally I gave up. Now I receive a W-2 stating that they did pay me for those days. I wrote to them but have not heard back. Anyone have a similar experience?

Anonymous said...

We ALL be jonesin' for a gig at Jones Day where EVERY day is Jones Day!!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.jonesday.com/jcflaherty/

not a particularly distinguished cv, so draw your own conclusions...

Anonymous said...

Jamie will be working as a temp coder at Jones Day soon enough.

Two or three years tops.

Anonymous said...

Today, Jones Day is one of the largest law firms in the world, with more than 2,500 lawyers in 32 locations. This global legal institution is based on a set of core principles to which all our lawyers and staff can commit - the most critical of which is a relentless focus on client service that transcends individual interests. We are One Firm Worldwide. LMAO

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha -- just saw this chick's profile. She JUST graduated - no wonder she is acting so bossy. Don't worry she will get the shit kicked outof her in a few years - and then we can ask her how it feels. We all do .... few seasoned people act this way. It's always the ugly nerds just out of school just waiting to push around those who pushed them. They usually can't wait for their power trip to start. She'll come to her senses in a few years.

Anonymous said...

DENTAL PLAN! LISA NEEDS BRACES!

Anonymous said...

This chick has big teeth. Forget Lisa, SHE needs braces.

Anonymous said...

One day some nasty old partner will lay into her like a sailor-on-crack and she'll realize how it feels.

Let Miss Bossy Boots prance around a little - God knows ugly girls need to.

Anonymous said...

1:06

Lisa's gonna need a whole lot more than braces if you don't STFU...

Anonymous said...

That bowl of brown sugar needs 14 inches of prime Alabama blacksnake between those thighs.

She'll be laid off in a few years and pop out 10 kids and collect welfare/food stamps with the rest of the sistahs. We'll see her shreiking black booty on Cops in a few years when she's a toothless crack whore giving blowjobs for a suck on the glass dick.

Anonymous said...

Regarding this Jamie associate - is that a weave or wig in the picture - or it is her own hair?? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

Actually, she's quite hot... she's got the "hot black lawyer chick" thing goin' on a whole lot better than Michelle...

Anonymous said...

It's just a matter of time before this beeeeatch joins the ranks of temp attorneys. Few minorities make it to the top in law firms - and certainly not such toothsome gals. Use the salary to get some plastic sugery giiiirl, Lord knows you need it.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama is so ugly that on Halloween they shoved her face in a batch of dough and made gorilla cookies!

Anonymous said...

Hot - have you seen the size of her choppers ??? You must be desperate

Anonymous said...

Please Michelle O is a grown woman with kids - I am sure she has a lot more maturity than fucking around with temps and their typing skills.

This girl is downright hideous....

Anonymous said...

I am going to work for Starbucks. At least there if you work with ghetto you expect it. It's these firms purporting to be white shoe and international and then fucking with you by hiring young goons that really gets my goat.

I will work at Target until my business takes off and then maintain a direct line with clients and other mature lawyers and bypass these young bitches perpetually on the rag.

Anonymous said...

Lemme guess what comes next in the comments:

Lisa Dental plan has already happened, but

1. Jerry Seinfeld elite/Martha Stewart elite

2. Snuggies debt revolution

3. David Letterman schtick

Am I missing any of the usual suspects?

Anonymous said...

oh yea, the occasional

is everyone in town hall meetings/ everyone have swine flu schtick.

maybe the next added question is "is everyone snowed in by snowmeggedon?"

enjoy dose #2 on Wednesday!!

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Anonymous said...

DOWN WITH UGLY PUSHY ASSOCIATE GALS WITH BUCK TEETH!!!
DOWN WITH UGLY PUSHY ASSOCIATE GALS WITH BUCK TEETH!!!
DOWN WITH UGLY PUSHY ASSOCIATE GALS WITH BUCK TEETH!!!

- signed Jerry, Martha and David.

Anonymous said...

Just another Affirmative Action negro/negress who will be tossed in the Biglaw trash bin in a couple years. Blow her off. If she was white she'd probably have gone to Cooley.

"I's is so sorry Missuh Pah-tner, I's tried to gets deez coderz ta bogey, but deeze honkys is some lazy-assed crackas. I's tris hardah next time Missuh Bossman"

Anonymous said...

True dat, bruddah.

Anonymous said...

So let's some up the posts on this thread as follows:


Hi, I'm a loser temp who borrowed way too much to go to a shitty law school. There's this associate at the firm a I work for who always yells at me because I'm a lazy fuck and I work too slow.

To feel better about myself, I vent on message boards and make disparaging remarks about her race and the ethnicity of others as well. Perhaps it doesn't adaquately mask my jealousy. After all, despite all of my racist rants, I would trade places with her at the drop of a hat.

Anonymous said...

"sum" you fool

Jerry Seinfeld, Elite said...

Hello all,

You know, when I was young, I wanted to grow up to be Jerry Seinfeld, Esquire. Now, I'll just settle for Jerry Seinfeld, Elite.

Don't forget to watch my new show on NBC, The Marriage Ref, after the Snowlympics!

Thanks guys.

Anonymous said...

Privilege logs suck. I was bait and switched into taking one. It was advertised as a short term document review paying below market rates. When I got there, they had the logs set up.

Anonymous said...

"In the first close vote of its two-day session, the ABA policy-making House of Delegates today defeated a resolution that called on Congress to ratify the Comprehensive Nuclear-Test-Ban Treaty."

WTF?

Anonymous said...

Please 2;32 take your head out of your ass. No one would trade pleaces with these bitches and no one who has seen how the industry rapes and sodomizes associates and then throw them like a used tampon out is jealous. People vent because they are good decent people who are treated like shit by these johnny come lately nerds who don't know a thing about the world and don't have any human skills.

Trust me no one is jealous - I think people just want to be treated fairly.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Come Lately
I am the new bitch in town
Watch me tear you down
White black or brown
My teeth are huge and buck
With guys I have no luck
But with temp attorney I can fuck

Jamie

Jubilee Now said...

THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE DEBT THAT ENSLAVES YOU!!

In honor of 1:52

Buck-tooth Betty said...

What's up bitches?? I may be a buck-toothed baby associate but I will kick your ass you lazy sons of bitches. You better watch it and start typing like your life depended on it - or my new Jimmy Cho [after I got this gig I traded in my plastic Nine Wests] will be in your back.

Sonia said...

Yikes.

I'm old enough to be this young lady's grandmother. Hopefully, she will show some mercy on an old goat like myself.

Anonymous said...

Wow. That's horrible. Hopefully this Jamie Flaherty gets thrown out in the next round of lay offs. Her resume isn't even all that.

Baxter Davenport III said...

Baxter Davenport III, partner at a large white-shoe, white-skin firm, here. Yes, it's true we like to have some young goons around. [And yes, it's true after a few years unless they are really smart or really hot we will throw them out like yesterday's tampon - er, newspaper.] After all, we cannot be seen doing the dirty work. No one is better at doing shit work and slapping staff around than the young uns - they are so power hungry and perky, bopping up and down in the hallways - so happy to be with us, and will do anything, just anything to stay. Little geeky leeches. Like the CIA we thrive on recruiting the insecure and the deprived especially if they have been mocked and bullied for lack of looks or money, or preferably both. They make the most motivated goons. Yes, part of our cadres come from the affluent and connected, WASP network et al but these people lack the carnivorous hunger of the indigent. The day Buck-Toothed Betty and her ilk are not profitable for us they too will be cut like the slow lazy temps. So keep moving your fat ass Betty ...and you better not slow down either...keep moving you little gerbil

Anonymous said...

First off, to all the Muffy Helmingtons and the Jewy Jewsteins..along with the psuedo white should be trailor trash here....the high yella Aunt Tom is hot. You schlubby, nerdy, hideous toileteers only wish you could land a high yella, high post biglaw ho like her.

While the toileteers among you went to shitty schools, sista girl went to U of M. She blows most of your credentials out of the water.

But, I am quite sure she is no Clarence Darrow and neither are many of you fools. She's probably an example of kneegroidian and hot vaginal affirmative action. She probably thinks she will make partner by her alleged genious or by her vagina. She likely won't.

Most of you toileteers here would kill to be in her spot. Don't deny it.

But some of you are correct, the devilsh twins of Martha Stewart and Jerry Heebfeld will chew her up and spit her foine high yella ass out and she too, like many of you psuedo white wanna be elitist crackas, will be an N-word too. She will get hers just like you are getting yours.

Fuck all you lemming fools and fuck the racist, classist and elitist WASPY and Jewy devils that run lawland and those schlubby white trash toileteers wish they could be the elitist WASPS and JEWS.

Anonymous said...

Quite frankly, sista girl is already marginalized if she is relagated to supervising the toileteers in doc review. She just don't know it yet.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha dis niggah be called Jamie-Clare C. Flaherty

Was that her ole' slave massa's name? She be da Boss Nigger!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIklFsMjjU

Seriously, what's up with these uppity "college negroes" adopting these honky-sounding hyphenated names? Betcha her real name is Latessha Shanelle Jones.

She'll be back in da gheto once Whitey don't need her no more to babysit a bunch of loser doc review honkys.

Anonymous said...

un-be-weave-able!!

Soulja Doc Revu Tellem said...

"Gang, gang, gang! Yo!"

"I be clickin' it hard, muthafucka!"

Anonymous said...

She is probably smart. But hot she is not.

My advice to Bossy Boots would be to take it easy. It's easy to get carried away being young and from a good school. But life is going to take many twists and turns and you WILL find yourself at the bottom of the heap one day. It may not seem like it now that your degree and skin are fresh - but it will happen. I know Miss Priss because it happened to me -- another top tier grad. You have NO IDEA of the kind of shit that can happen - even if you work hard and suck that old partner dick all day. A little humanity is not a bad idea. It's all about Karma - and it will come back to bite you in that jelly ass if you are not careful.

Anonymous said...

Bad Girl, Bad Girl
Wacha gonna do
When they come fer you??

Anonymous said...

Bad Girl, Bad Girl
Wacha gonna do
When they come fer you??

Anonymous said...

What on earth is are these references to Martha Stewart all about? While the Seinfeld reference is crystal clear to all but the most insentient of my esteemed brethren (and sistren) of the bar, I have yet to see a scintilla of the religious discrimination, ethnic favoritism, clannishness, sense of entitlement, hypersensitivity to any criticism (both real and imagined), racial triumphalism, subtle intimidation of politicians and employees, generally annoying behavior and abhorrent personal habits exhibited by a certain group being ascribable in the slightest degree to Poles or Polish Americans, the only group of which Martha Stewart (nee Kostyra) is an identifiable member. Or am I missing something?

Anonymous said...

Ur missing something fool. Don't know or care if Martha is a polock and who knows, she very well may be of the tribe of Lech Walecsa or Pope John Paul II.....it matters not.

Martha goes out of her way to project alpha WASPYness. She is the personification of uber WASPYness. You can substitute a uber male WASP who looks like he could have been her brother and you then would have a vision of what many biglaw partners look like. Or at least try to front as.

Anonymous said...

I am feeling the whole "Baxter Davenport III" thing along with his image! It absolutely nails the personification of many of those who control lawland.

That likeness kindof resembles the former governor of Texas, John Bowden Connally, Jr. and who was a passenger in the car in which President Kennedy was assassinated.

You put him along with a slightly older and grimier Jerry Seinfeld...perhaps NYC schools chancellor, Joel Klein and you have a perfect impage of many of those who control lawland.

Great work!

Retard Temp And Me said...

Can't We All Get Along!

M.O.T. said...

You people are all pathetic - but you probably know that already.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I would like to thank the poster who put up the link to the Fred Williamson Movie called Boss N-Word! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTIklFsMjjU

....Which, by the way, was the subject of possibly the greatest thread in the history of JDUnderground a couple of years ago.

Also: Big up to the genious who put up the "Retard Temp and Me" photo. It is very indicative of what many failed schlubby pale temps look like (the Andy Samburg Charector) and big law partner's or partner's wives look like. Very illustrative. Great work people!

Angel the Lawyer said...

Wow. I looked up this chick and she's so pretty. She doesn't have large teeth at all. Too bad she's a nasty person.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, angel you just want people to think you are nice and read your blog. You've obviously never seen pretty girls.

Anonymous said...

From the doc review fairy:

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Start date: Must be able to begin today at 3:30 pm
Rate: $35/hr + OT
Duration: 3-4 days
Hours: Heavy hours, including 12 hour days
Location: Midtown, Manhattan
Requirements: Attorneys with prior document review experience
If interested, please email your most current resume to LEGALJOBS@HUDSON.COM immediately.

In the Subject Line, please reference Today's Project.

Anonymous said...

Dear 12:41 AM,

Then why are you here...after midnight on a workday of all times? You cunt of a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

The black chick from Jones Day is actually HOT.... the losers on this board from subprime schools are just jealous haters so they have to make up some kind of shit about her "large teeth" or "buckteeth". She actually has nice pearly-whites, maybe her smile is a little bit bigger than usual because she is SET, with a Top 10 law school degree, associates job in a MAJOR GLOBAL LAW FIRM, she is very hot for a random black girl, and she oversees a bunch of loser Neanderthal trash from TTT schools slaving over a bunch of shitty documents!!! I say, more power to her and I hope she laughs at you people while partying it up at Happy Hour drinking endless Long Island Ice Teas at some posh club in Manhattan, pulling out her platinum cards and paying for all the girls, while the jealous haters and losers are sleeping on futons in their dingy, roach-infested apartments in Brookly, jerking off to the JCPenny's catalog.

Anonymous said...

Negroes usually have nice teeth because in their native land they had to chew thru coconuts and bamboo, etc. When they came over as slaves Whitey fed them chicken legs and hamhocks so they still needed those teeth to chew the tough meat.

This sistah is probably dating some white Jew nerd with a cocktail weiner schlong to increase her social status and make the older darkies in her family jealous.

But once Jones Day axes her she'll be craving 14 inches of stiff Alabama Blacksnake between those chocolate thighs.

Anonymous said...

Those who think this chick is hot are obviously living out in the country and not in New York City where she would pass as healthy and average - but certainly not HOT. Have you seen the girls in New York??? Are you fucking kidding me???

I hope she has fun and party's it up as well. Because honey it is not going to last that long -- or if it does you are going to have work like a mule with that blackberry jammed up your ass 24-7

Yep, she probably does have a Jewish nerd lover - they all do - minority chicks and Jewish boys do well together for some reason.

And as for 12:37 I don't know ANYONE who jacks off to a JC Penney catalogue. Victoria's Secret yes, but JC Penney??? That is the most insane thing I have heard - you must do that that's why you know. Although I have to say the girls in JC Penney catalogue are WAY hotter than this buck-toothed Betty.

Anonymous said...

http://www.observer.com/node/37490

To that miguided and ignorant clown who uses the ethnic Polish-American of working-class roots (Martha Stewart) as a poster child for the alleged WASP establishment that purportedly controls the mighty law firms, might I suggest you refer henceforth to the recently deceased Louis Auchincloss, who had been a partner at S&C back before the faux-WASP horde referred to in Ms. Marlowe's article "infiltrated" and took over the venerable old firms? I mean, if you can't even identify a true WASP as part of the conspiracy you are attempting define, then the omission itself tends to prove that it doesn't exist. Or is the subtlety of that argument lost on a pathetic little coder like you?
More food for thought:
http://vanishingamerican.blogspot.com/2009/02/elusive-wasp-elite.html

Anonymous said...

You guys are racist losers.

Anonymous said...

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

As a brotha who is expert in these matters....sista girl is a hot high yella, hi siditty biotch.

Most of you toiletatious crackas are ill equipped to judge the beauty of any black person much less tell them apart from one another.

And she very likely does have a Jewish or WASPY white liberal guilt laden lover. There are many jews who feel guilty over the evil, racist selfishness and devilry that many of their people display. The guilt laden ones seem to go overboard in trying to counter act the wickness of their less liberal tribesmen. Sometimes it is sad, sometimes funny but it is truly an intersting phenomena.

I would be stunned if honeydip had a straight black man as her man. I could only imagine the whip she would crack if she did have a black man.

But make no mistake about it. Honeydip is biglaw because she technically is black and she is light and one hell of a foine ass sight. And to the Man, light and fine is right. God forbid that she should be talented and willing in pleasing her superiors.

Quite frankly, she is the personification of what the Man and Woman would want in their kneegrow tokens. Why would they hire a toilety TTT grad schlubby blue collaresq, psuedo white over her?

She serves her massas purposes much more than any schlubby toileteer could ever serve. Get over it fools. Even if her hi yella ass weren't there you still would not get a slot in the Man's biglaw. To the man you are more of an N-word than honeydip will ever be.

She may not know it until they spit her out in a year or two, but she has her exucse whereas most of you semi pale faced toileteers have none.

Get over it, her, law and yourselves.

Anonymous said...

WTF jamie is a HOTTIE stop hating you dumbasses!

Anonymous said...

WTF jamie is a HOTTIE stop hating you dumbasses!

Anonymous said...

Sharon Stone is a hottie, Whitney Houston is/was a hottie, Gong Li is a hottie, Sophia Vergara is a hottie - [have I covered all the races] Jamie what the fuck is NOT a hottie.

As I said she is healthy and average. She is NOT ugly but she is NOT hot either. And it has nothing to do with the fact that she is god forbid BLACK - there are plenty of hot black women out there. She is just not one of them. Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Jamie-Clare Flaherty

http://www.jonesday.com/jcflaherty/

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama looks like She-Hulk. Enough with the niceties. The Journal of International Law at any law school is for idiots. This bitch needs to simmer down now. Once they get past the affirmative action quota for first year layoffs, she's out.

Anonymous said...

God, no wonder you folks are unemployed - hateful, racist, bitter. No one would hire you.

Anonymous said...

Complaints have been made to Jones Day about this blog and nothing has been done about it. That says a lot about the firm.

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