Saturday, December 12, 2009

A Law School Carole



When you get a chance, you just HAVE to check out this computer generated cartoon that will be featured in the National Law Journal on Monday. While I got a kick out of the ghost Ralph Marley, the shadow of the (still alive, but might as well be dead) former law student who used to rent Steve's apartment and now does document review somewhere in New Jersey, my favorite scene has to be that of the Ghost of Law School Past, one of the most hauntingly disturbing and hysterical things I have seen this year.

Scroll through the videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-_wDwmOQ1U

Here's the article, including commentary from the vile crap diploma school deans and useless ABA:

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/2009/12/14/spotlight-on-esq-never-writer-also-an-animator-a-latter-day-loyola-2l/

136 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, those deans are shameless. At least we know where they stand. Massa-sar and his thugs in the ABA are finally being exposed. Massa-sar, Nora Moo Moo, Krowshitz, and the ABA can all fall into the crevices of hell.

Esq. Never said...
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Esq. Never said...

Thanks for the plug, Tom. :)

Esq. Never (author, A Law School Carol)

http://esqnever.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Nice work, Esq!

Great article.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is to blame but yourself. Same old "I went to TTT, I have too much debt" - how old were you when you made the decision to go to law school? Did you not do any research?
Dissuading others from going to law school just so you can eliminate the competition is not going to work either.

Anonymous said...

Eight people were in custody early today after a crowd of angry protesters broke windows and threw burning torches at UC Berkeley Chancellor Robert Birgeneau's on-campus residence in protest of fee hikes.

Anonymous said...

"Dissuading others from going to law school just so you can eliminate the competition is not going to work either."

Just another absurd, inaccurate and illogical statement. It must have been made by a law professor!

Anonymous said...

waaaahhhhhh. All my life's problems are the Dean's fault. Or Update's fault. Or S &C's fault. wwaahhh. Nigerians. Waaaaaa Fat black ladies. Waaaaaaaah asian ladies. waaaaaahhh

Emily said...

You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans.

Rory The Retard said...

If you go to TTT you best jus' become staff attorney. It don't require much. I have fake law degree and look at me, I be workin' at S&C. I jus' make sho to praise Mastah Fig and Gary everyday and keep luggin' wonderboxes like a mule.

Anonymous said...

Rory, how much does Sullivan bill you out for?

Rory The Retard said...

Not 100% sho', but I thinks $200/hour 'cause those silly paralegals be billed at $90.

Esq. Never said...

You know, you guys are right. I think Bernie Madoff's clients should have also known better. Shame on them for blaming this financial oracle for their problems.

Clearly, we should never trust anyone - not our financial advisers, not the deans of established institutions of higher education, and (given the comments here) certainly not our lawyers.

Thanks for clearing that up, guys. With such great legal minds, shouldn't you be trying to get Madoff out of jail? Free Bernie, now!

Anonymous said...

It's ridiculous to suggest that the ABA and state bars couldn't handle the task of tracking down graduates. Do you know what they put me through to get admitted? They contacted neighbors of mine from 10 years ago!

Anonymous said...

Emily, you should track down Tiger. You seem to be his type.

Helga said...
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Anonymous said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Your stuff is so boorrrrrriinng and yes, stupid.

David said...

The guy having the breakdown is suffering from sperm buildup. Why do you think Tiger and I bang so many ladies - keeps the edge off. Try it mental breakdown guy - and as someone said don't get your Walmart knickers in a knot..the funny people on this site are probably the sanest...the rest of you are losers and whiners ....you are always going to bitch and moan like someone's cranky grandmother...

Anonymous said...

How many different fakees can do you use to spread your unfunny junk?

It doesn't really matter how many as your idiotic spamming just sucks, no matter which moronic character you employ.

Psychotic Spammer strikes again. Do you feel like you are on Broadway jumping into a role when you don one of your unimaginative avatars?

You suck, Psychotic Spammer!

Anonymous said...

6:21 said "Do you know what they put me through to get admitted? They contacted neighbors of mine from 10 years ago!"

Are you serious ??

Anonymous said...

Angry Young Man: Is the word "fake" or "fakees". And you are a lawyer?

Anonymous said...

Tom the Temp - could you please clarify. Are you the one who is upset at the funny people? If you are - we will desist. but if it's not you - then why is someone getting more territorial than you?? It's really weird. Does this guy think he owns your site??

Jubilee Now said...

THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE DEBT THAT ENSLAVES YOU!!

Stupid Sexy Flanders said...

Scrooge McDuck is the MAN!!

Remember when he had that Money Bin and swam around in gold coins? That's the life.

Life is like a hurricane,
Here in
Duckberg

Racecars
Lazers
Aeroplanes
It's a
Duck-blur

Might solve a mystery
Or re-write history!

Helga said...

Fuck you breakdown person. We are funny. We are not crazy.

What did the five fingers say to the face?????

SLAP!!

Anonymous said...

8:28
DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!! DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???
DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!! DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???
DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!!DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???
DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!! DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???

Anonymous said...

Bitch and Moan, Inc.
We help you blame someone else.
Call us: 1-800-IMA-LOSER

Lawyers Against The Law School Scam said...

we have published a rebuttal at:
http://lawschoolscam.blogspot.com/

Lawyers Against The Law School Scam said...

we have posted a rebuttal at:
http://lawschoolscam.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Why blame yourself when you can blame someone else?

Bitch and Moan, Inc.

Anonymous said...

...killself...

I'm waiting til the end of 2012, rooting for the apocalypse is now my best hope.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Henderson, you are the best! God bless you!

Anonymous said...

Helga, David, Rory ha ha ha you are sooooooooo funny. All saying the same thing. Anyone who doesn't think you're an asshole there must be something wrong with.

Helga said...

oh come on. Let's laugh it up. Life is too short to worry about all this crapola.


Where is Trailer Tom??
Rory, thanks for your posts..
Free Chump Change.

Anonymous said...

Helga says: "What did the five fingers say to the face?????

SLAP!!"


oh wow that is funny.
Thanks Helga I told everyone in my building about that great joke.

yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

Helga says:

"Where is Trailer Tom??
Rory, thanks for your posts..
Free Chump Change."

"WWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm not fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyy!!! I've enrolled in school yet again - I'm going to learn how to program computers now. I'm leaving the cold and nasty world of the law. My poor cold heart is broken. Not really - I'm just kidding around. Who is this annonymous person having the breakdown? Maybe I should go visit him/her and bring some lasagna or something? He/she needs their mama."


oh my my poor cold heart is broken.
Helga the cold heart blonde.... I am dying from laughter.
yuk yuk yuk.

Anonymous said...

"DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!! DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???"






yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

Esq. Never says: "With such great legal minds, shouldn't you be trying to get Madoff out of jail? Free Bernie, now!"


yuk yuk yuk
Madoff joke, so original I am telling everyone.

Anonymous said...

Sexy Flanders says: "Scrooge McDuck is the MAN!!"




yuk yuk yuk
how can you think of such brilliance?

Anonymous said...

David: "Why do you think Tiger and I bang so many ladies - keeps the edge off. Try it mental breakdown guy - and as someone said don't get your Walmart knickers in a knot.."



David, you are the king of comedy.

That is so hilarious.... David Letterman banging people.

Walmart knickers... god that is great.

Anonymous said...

Emily says: "You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans."


oh my fucking g, Emily the blonde with S&M jokes.

you gotta take this show on the road guy.

I'll be laughing at that one for days.

Anonymous said...

Are you alone and unhappy?
Are you sitting in yo momma's basement in your underwear putting down people on the Internet?
Are you psychotic and recently dumped?
Are you just looking for attention?
Are you Mental Breakdown Guy? Call 1-800-IMA-FREAK.

Anonymous said...

As Pee Wee Herman would say about the Psychotic Spammer's crap "That's so funny I forgot to laugh."

yuk yuk yuk indeed.

Anonymous said...

yuk yuk yuk
how can you think of such brilliance?

how can YOU think of such brilliance?

Anonymous said...

Mention Temporarily Yours - author of sock puppets:
David
Helga
Sonia
Emily
(for you newbies, Helga/Sonia/Emily is the same dumb blonde joke - hilarious!)
Rory
Trailer Tom
Better Coder
Recruiter
Esq. Never
etc. etc.



and Shazam, she shows up again.

Keep 'em comin' Dave. That one about Tiger Woods you ought to own a comedy club.

Anonymous said...

"Are you alone and unhappy?
Are you sitting in yo momma's basement in your underwear putting down people on the Internet?
Are you psychotic and recently dumped?
Are you just looking for attention?
Are you Mental Breakdown Guy? Call 1-800-IMA-FREAK."



yuk yuk yuk.
Gosh such wit and genius.
Call a help line. Who could think of such brilliance?

Anonymous said...

why are you complaining? you should be happy that Anonymous is repeating your great jokes.

After all that's what you do hundreds of times.

Now, they will all be repeated again.... just in case people missed the subtle nuances of humor.

You just can't let little gems like that go to waste.

Emily, Helga, Sonia..... I mean, it just doesn't get better than that.

Free Bernie!
Free Trailer Tom!
Rory where are you!

yeah yeah yeah


hey hey hey

Anonymous said...

"Call 1-800-IMA-FREAK."


yuk yuk yuk

to explain the joke: make the phone number letters I am a freak.

oh yeah that is great man!

Anonymous said...

IMAFREAK

somethink like
Dick Osman
Snot Krowshitz

the trick is you make a funny word like snot, dick, or crow into someone's name

goo goo gah gah

Anonymous said...

Mental Breakdown Guy - you are just looking for attention - or a fight. Can't get off and can't get a job? You are just a bore.

Anonymous said...

"You are just a bore."


yuk yuk yuk







yuk yuk yuk




Helga, Sonia Emily




yuk yuk yuk



Better Coder gay photo



yuk yuk yuk




Recruiter the bitch photo




yuk yuk yuk






Rory the Retard hick photo





yuk yuk yuk






David , Letterman photo




yuk yuk yuk
(I get my tension off bopping interns)




yuk




yuk yuk





yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!! DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???

Anonymous said...

David says "Why do you think Tiger and I bang so many ladies - keeps the edge off. "




yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

"Stupid Sexy Flanders said...
Scrooge McDuck is the MAN!!"



yuk yuk yuk




yuka yuka yuka

Anonymous said...

"Helga said...
WWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm not fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnyy!!! I've enrolled in school yet again - I'm going to learn how to program computers now. "




going to school to become funny


oh my F that is F ing hilarious!

funny school


a school to be funny



the funny school for blonde Helga



Helga is a blonde Norwegian name


get it? Helga. The Norwegian blonde.



she crying now because she's not funny.
but she going to funny school



she will give you some lasagna.
lasagna that's funny


not cookies, but lasagna



lasagna is funnier



yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

How come the avatars didn't bother you until they started to post about dickhead and snot?

dickhead, is that you? Is sebastian not giving you any tonight?

Anonymous said...

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot

dickhead and snot







goo goo gah gah

Anonymous said...

gooo gooo gaaaaah gaaaaaaaaaah



so funny put dick and snot in a name

and shit

and Helga Sonia Emily
you should be in cages
we will beat you
pay your loan back



everyone thought spammer was funny before with hillllllllllllllllarious Better Coder and Recruiter, only complaining now.



David, get it, it is a photo of David Letterman.
He got in trouble for bopping interns.
Now Tiger Woods in same problem.
Get it?


Get it?


Get it?


Don't worry, we will repeat it 1,000 times for you.


Got your Knickers in a Walmart wedgie.

Wedgie just the word is funny.

goo goo gah gah




Lisa dental plan




Sebastian




Babu

Anonymous said...

Emily says: "You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans."

Emily says: "You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans."



Emily says: "You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans."










Emily says: "You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans."

Helga said...

You need a GPS to figure out where you are. I, on the other hand, know where I am. And I'm going to bed there.

Have a blessed evening.

Anonymous said...

Helga says: "You need a GPS to figure out where you are."

Have a "blessed evening."

Get it? Christian blonde woman.

Get it? so funny!


yuk yuk yuk.

Need a GPS..... wow that so funny.


Going to bed now.......... such a wit.

Anonymous said...

"Helga said...
oh come on. Let's laugh it up. Life is too short to worry about all this crapola."


ok Helga


yuk yuk yuk

hee-haw!


Walmart nickers .... yuk yuk yuk


wedgie ... yuk yuk yuk



GPS .... going to bed.... yuk yuk yuk



Emily people in cages beat you...........yuk yuk yuk



David and Tiger bopping babes..... yuk yuk yuk




You are right Helga, you got to laugh at these great, original, fresh lines!

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
waaaahhhhhh. All my life's problems are the Dean's fault. Or Update's fault. Or S &C's fault. wwaahhh. Nigerians. Waaaaaa Fat black ladies. Waaaaaaaah asian ladies. waaaaaahhh"


Is that the same WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH as Helga said when she was called unfunny, or a different WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


Anyway WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH that so funny.


yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

"Jubilee Now said...
THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE DEBT THAT ENSLAVES YOU!!"




yuk yuk yuk.


Snuggie People..........Jubilee used after Helga has been using.

Gosh that is a scream! Snuggie people.

How do you think of such brilliance?

Anonymous said...

"YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THE DEBT THAT ENSLAVES YOU!!"



yuk yuk yuk.

Anonymous said...

David says Why do you think Tiger and I bang so many ladies - keeps the edge off.

Anonymous said...

Emily said...
You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans.

5:46 PM

-----------------------------------

Shut the fuck up, you pig ignorant cunt.

Anonymous said...

"Emily said...
You dumb stupid animals. We should be allowed to lock you in cages and beat you until you repay your loans."


yuk yuk yuk.

Helga said...

I suspect that the Annonymous guy who is attempting to hijack this board is the same joker who was whining the other day about how referring to the President as Barry was a racist act - that, even though the President's wife calls him "Barry". Personally, I find it very offensive when Annonymous refers to me as "Helga" - I think I'll go on a rampage now...

Apparently when we refused to play ball with this twit, he threw a glorious temper tantrum - hopefully he's done now. He evidently want to appoint himself to this board's Editorial Board so he can censor messages that he finds stupid, unfunny, not sufficiently intellectually challenging, etc., etc.

Somebody who cannot even post as anything but "Anonymous" becomes the Arbiter of Taste, Style, and Political Correctness for this board? WTF!

Annonymous, go to bed and sleep it off. The adults want to talk.

Anonymous said...

Wrong as usual Helga!
Every time you and your other sock puppets write comments I will be there to repeat them and highlight the idiocy.

Helga, god that's so funny. I'm dying with laughter. Helga the blonde. same Emily and Sonia.

A laugh a minute!

Anonymous said...

Helga has been trashing this web board with spam for months and now is upset because someone is calling them out on it.

It's not only spam it is the most unfunny material on the whole Internet.

Anonymous said...

Helga says "Annonymous, go to bed and sleep it off. The adults want to talk."


yuk yuk yuk.

the adults want to talk.

what a scream!

How do you think of such brilliance?
Is it natural or acquired?
Is it an innate or acquired skill to be such a wit?

Anonymous said...

"Jubilee Now said...
THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!"


yuk yuk yuk

Anonymous said...

"Helga said...
I suspect that the Annonymous guy who is attempting to hijack this board is the same joker ..."


yes Helga you are so right!
we wouldn't want the board to be hijacked by a spammer with such quality contributors like you and your other sock puppets would we?

Anonymous said...

Helga DONT' GET YOUR WALMART KNICKERS IN A KNOT!! DO YOU HAVE A WEDGIE???

Anonymous said...

"Jubilee Now said...
THROW OFF YOUR CHAINS SNUGGIE PEOPLE!!!"

Helga said...

You pathetic twit. YOU in your INFINATE (infantile) WISDOM think that this stuff is not funny, but you are alone in that assessment. You are pissed off because nobody takes your rants seriously here - and you are right, we don't. We can't take them seriously because you have a hair-triggered temper, an overinflated sense of self worth, and very little experience of life. So talk to yourself little boy.

Helga said...

Annonymous:

How do you think of such brilliance?
Is it natural or acquired?
Is it an innate or acquired skill to be such a wit?

Helga said...

Annonymous Board Hijacker:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Your stuff is so boorrrrrriinng and yes, stupid.

Helga said...

Annonymous Board Jacker:

How many different fakees can do you use to spread your unfunny junk?

It doesn't really matter how many as your idiotic spamming just sucks, no matter which moronic character you employ.

Psychotic Spammer strikes again. Do you feel like you are on Broadway jumping into a role when you don one of your unimaginative avatars?

You suck, Psychotic Spammer!

Helga said...

Hijacker boy:

yuk yuk yuk

you suck...

Anonymous said...

And the Psychotic Spammer returns! How long before you understand that NO ONE wants to read your stupid gibberish?

Another 5 furtive posts with same, poorly conceived material won't alter the facts Psychotic Spammer...YOU SUCK!!!

Not mention you are stupid and unfunny too.

Buh bye loser no one likes you.

Yuk Yuk guy is spot on, you are just a moron!

Anonymous said...

10:18 - you and Hijacker Boy are the same person - it is easy to determine this because you are writing in the same voice for both charachters. tsk tsk tsk. Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, you should go eat some worms...

Anonymous said...

ALL HAIL YUK YUK BOY, MASTER HIJACKER, THE FUTURE OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, THE ARBITER OF TASTE AND STYLE.

ALL HAIL YUK YUK BOY. YOU ARE MY HERO. ALL SEEING, ALL KNOWING.

PLEASE PROVIDE US, YOUR POOR, STUPID FOLLOWERS, WITH YOUR WISDOM.

I PROMISE NOT TO EAT UNTIL YOU ENLIGHTEN ME, YUK YUK BOY.

Anonymous said...

Now you've been reduced to cutting pasting the posts of others. You have nothing.

You have been crushed Psychotic Spammer. Now take your moronic fakees and go home.

You've been owned, loser! Nobody wants hear another word from your pathetic, boring, stupid and unfunny characters.

Bye bye!

Anonymous said...

10:36 = you have a great future at Voice of America.

Anonymous said...

I think this guy is trying to clean up this site. He wants to make it more "serious" - so that people can come here and whine about how they got screwed by everyone else except themselves - the deans, the law school, the debt, the agencies. How about hard work, how about just stopping blogging and developing a career? Apparently, unless you are going to whine and complain please don't come here.

Anonymous said...

Yuk Yuk Boy - If you are so smart, why aren't you rich?

Anonymous said...

People who are actually working hard and managing their responsibilities are usually the ones who need a little humor on the side. They take matters into their own hands as opposed to sitting around on their soft butts whining and blogging.
I busted my ass to get into first tier and slaved away the first decade or so to pay my debts. Yep, I sure could use some humor cause I worked damn hard to meet some responsibilities. But no people like me are not welcome - because we take action instead of bithin and moanin. I have no use for losers like you anyway - I only came here for the humor.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

People who are actually working hard and managing their responsibilities are usually the ones who need a little humor on the side. They take matters into their own hands as opposed to sitting around on their soft butts whining and blogging.
I busted my ass to get into first tier and slaved away the first decade or so to pay my debts. Yep, I sure could use some humor cause I worked damn hard to meet some responsibilities. But no people like me are not welcome - because we take action instead of bithin and moanin. I have no use for losers like you anyway - I only came here for the humor.

12:07 PM

Bullshit. If this was true you wouldn't have the time to post, just like I don't most of the week. You also wouldn't be making such shitty arguments as "everyone is allowed to lie and you must have psychic ability to know the truth or it's your own fault." No attorney has ever tried this against the SEC, and the reason isn't because it's some genius argument. It's because it is retarded as fuck.

Tom, you need to start moderating these comments. The are stupid and add nothing to the discussion, and just take up space. I'm sick of seeing these worthless trolls and law school career center jackoffs on here spouting this crap, these people need to actually do their fucking jobs instead.

And I wish I knew who you trolls were so I could blacklist you from every NYC court.

DEANMAN MASSA-SAR said...

Don't forget, clicker and debtors: It's National Deanman Massa-sar Appreciation Day tomorrow, December 14, 2009.

Anonymous said...

12:24 - nobody needs moderation except you. If you hate it so much here, why do you repeatedly show up and spread your unhappiness? We were perfectly happy here without you. You, on the other hand, would not be happy anywhere. As long as you bitch and moan and complain about others, you will always be unhappy.

Anonymous said...

Haha, hysterical stuff. All 7 videos are must-see. I wish the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future would visit the deans of law schools that lie to, or mislead, prospective students.

Anonymous said...

If I was a ghost I would haunt Massa-sar's house.

Anonymous said...

meanwhile, back at the ranch, a dean from the $200K price tag NUSL casts aspersions on those who bash law schools from the internet. And guess what? A former student smacks back:
lawschoolscam.blogspot.com

DEAN MASSA-SAR said...

Just for the record, my only paying job is as Dean of NYLS. I act as Chairman of Access Group on a volunteer basis, solely out of the kindness of my heart.

Access Group is a non-profit corporation. Our mission is to make education accessable to all, hence the name Access Group.

Yeah, right.

The name Access Group really means we are a group that obtains access to your pocketbook, in perpetuity and beyond, once you sign on the dotted line to pursue the "American Dream" of education.

As a student lender, Congress has bestowed upon us extraordinary powers of collection, should you be a naughty sharecropper and default on your loan.

We can garnish your wages and seize and levy your bank accounts, without a fair hearing and a chance for you to defend yourself. (As a noted expert on Civil Procedure, I'm giddy and gleeful at any Congressionally-sanctioned circumventiof Due Process. After all these years of study and lecturing on the topic, I've come to the conclusion that Due Process of Law is an antiquated, inefficient concept that's best ignored.)

You're probably asking the question, "If Acceess Group is a non-profit, then how come I owe more money now than I did when I started, even though I've paid Access Group over $25,000 already? Where are these profits going?"

The answer is, "You should have learned about compounding interest before taking out a compounding interest loan." I'll let you research that yourself. That and the "fees" Congress also allows us to charge you really add up. As far as where all the profits are going, that's a secret; money never wants the common folk knowing to whom it's actually flowing. Just look at all the aggravation those poor Goldmine Sachs executives are going through right now regarding their bonuses.

Just trying to educate you folks; I pride myself on being an educator and facilitator. I love my job(s): I create the mountain of tuition as Dean of NYLS (the most expensive law school in the US), and I give you access to the money you need to pay it as Chairman of Access Group. What a convenient, efficient system!

Get ready for my big day on Monday! National Deanman Massa-sar Appreciation Day! Because where would you be without the oodles of student loan debt I helped you acquire?

DICKHEAD OSMAN said...

How about this humor?
Yuk Yuk? Or are you still mad at me?

Anonymous said...

Are you British, spelling "humor" as "humour?"

Yuk?

Anonymous said...

Yes I am gay and British.
Yuk, yuk. These "serious" pontifications on deans and law schools are hysterical. And that scrooge movie - wow, what wit. Are you sure you are not Steven Spielberg - yuk yuk.

Yuk Yuk said...

So the message of the movie and the mocking of Massa-sar aren't truthful, in your gay British opinion?

Yes, the movie wasn't a production masterpiece, but the message was dead-on accurate. And can you justify Massa-sar's clear, unethical conflict of interest in serving concurrently as dean of NYLS and chairman of Access Group?

Anonymous said...

The Scrooge clips are spot on! Sorry you don't like them, psychotic Spammer.

But since it's obvious you are not one of us, it is not surprising.

Anonymous said...

You people are just disgruntled because you can't find jobs. Or at least the ones you were hoping to find. Part of it is the economy and not law school scam. As soon as you do - you'll be off abandoning this Blame Game on deans and law school and "but I wasn't told" whining. Look at that lawisforlosers guy who blazed across the legal sky with his scathing commentaries "Law is a McJob". His last post was on Sept. 11, 2009. Vanished into thin air - the dude probably got a job. All this angst is just temporary..

Yuk Yuk said...

7:06, it's not a temporary problem.

Grads of non-T14 schools have been shut out of the game since well before the recession. The only difference was that in past years, there was an abundance of document review, which at least paid the bills and kept the wolves at bay. That's not the case anymore, and the wolves are howling at many people's doors, even having gained entry into their "houses," in many cases.

This isn't to say doc review is a wonderful savior of the non-T14 masses. It isn't. It's horrible on many levels, not the least of which is the non-development of one's legal career. It's hard to develop a career when no one is giving you a shot, compounded by the necessity to sit in doc review for tons of hours in order to make ends meet, leaving no time to develop yourself.

The non-T14 schools don't reveal the fate of most of their grads. I'm not sure how many non-T14 students know about the doc review world prior to entering/being trapped into it as an unemployed lawyer with student loans and other bills to pay. I think most of them are still innocent and earnest, as the protagonist in the Law School Carol is, having been taught that a law degree is an outstanding way to develop a valuable skill set.

I must admit, I enjoyed school, enjoyed learning. But it cost me far too much; I shouldn't have had to pay so much for what I received, which was knowledge, but inferior and sub-standard career guidance and placement so I could pay back my massive loans (I went to NYLS). I'm not sure how NYLS and Massa-sar can expect people to repay such huge loans when the career opportunities aren't there for their grads, AND THEY KNOW IT.

That's what makes this so bad. It seems to me a certain number of defauts are built into the system, since a default on a student loan is a huge moneymaker for loan companies and those in orbit of them, like collection agencies (often subsidiaries of the loan companies). Late fees, collection fees, increases on interest rates to 25% on defaulted balances. It's clearly predatory on the most evil, vile level - taking advantage of people's desire for an education - which is worse than the predatory mortgage lending, since wanting to be educated is noble (or should be), while wanting a house you can't afford can be interpreted as a status-oriented desire.

Anonymous said...

You done just gots to be mores crafty.

It just bes about snitchen on dem other law-yers doins the review. Den yous gets elevated to da house law-yer position. Its much betta dan being a field lawyer. Massa Partner done rewards yous real well.

Anonymous said...

WELCOME TO DEAN MASSA-SAR APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Be sure to also check out

Part II: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS5QTKkcY1g

Part III: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfTyF_p1kUg

Part IV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRkTx-3X-0I

Part V: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqYJsk_zKms

Anonymous said...

Ok, now the yuk yuk yuk crap is getting more annoying than the trolls.

helpme123 said...

Agree. "Yuk Yuk" spamming is enough.

As for the trolls, from now on, only one schtick per username. Every username must be attached to an independently registered internet address. For registered usernames, hidden proxy addresses will not be allowed.

Anonymous said...

How can yuk yuk be worse than the trolls?
It just is the trolls bullshit thrown back in their face.

100% of people agree with Yuk yuk that the trolls are the same person probably that Asian chick CSI Miami, who is trying so hard to be funny but just can't even after now hundreds and hundreds of attempts.

"Snuggie people throw off your chains!!"
such wit!

"Don't get your Walmart knickers in a wedgie!!"
comic genius

"David and I bopping interns."
rolling in the aisles



But not said just once, but over and over and over and over again.
Just like the person who wrote the same things over and over again about S&C.

The same person who like the trolls, said she was only here to be funny and for entertainment.


See the connection?

Anonymous said...

P.S. Yuk yuk will be here as long as the trolls are.

If you allow Helga, Sonia, David I will cut and paste anything stupid they say.... i.e. virtually everything.

Anonymous said...

Yuk Yuk gets to decide what is stupid or tasteful? Ban him!

Rory The Retard said...

Mistah Tom the Temp sound like a cool guy. Yuk, Yuk guy even more retarded than me. Yuk, yuk.

Anonymous said...

Look Yuk, Yuk guy I come here to read Tom's comments and those of other interesting individuals. I have been a fan of Tom since the golden oldies - stories of the Eunuch et al. I am sure you have your problems - but ultimately this is Tom's site. Why don't you create your own blog if you just want to whine. Tom has a sense of humor, but seems like you don't.

Anonymous said...

Spotlight on ‘Esq. Never’ Writer: Also an Animator, A Latter Day Loyola 2L

http://blogs.wsj.com/law/
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Anonymous said...

Tom, please forgive my ignorance on the topic, but what do you mean by, "Every username must be attached to an independently registered internet address."? Do we have to create a URL or something?

helpme123 said...

No, this is strictly regarding the schticks: Emily, Dave, Sonia, etc, etc.

Despite what "yuk yuk" was claiming, these characters weren't all emanating from the same internet provider. That's not to say that people weren't doubling up, and to keep it fair we should limit ourselves to one username.

Anonymous said...

I'm more interested in hearing what everyone is doing to celebrate Dean Massa-Sar Appreciation Day.

Anyone? Anyone?

Anonymous said...

This is Deanman Massa-sar's assistant Petunia.

Mr. Massa-sar wants to post about the wonderful day he's having, but unfortunately, we can't figure out what Tom means by "every username must be attached to an independent internet address."

Mr. Massa-sar might be adept at duping hapless students and forging bonds of eternal indebtedness that span lifetimes, but he's not too computer saavy.

Any guidance as to how to do what Tom instructs would be appreciated.

Anonymous said...

Personally I feel Tom's humorous exposes of sweatshops do a far better job of getting the point across than the long-ass, long-winded, boring, cry-baby dirges of the "serious" people - that no one reads.

Anonymous said...

Many of these pontifactors are probably just newly-minted lawyers who have no idea what it really takes to survive in this world - and trust me with all the fools and assholes you are going to have to deal with you are going to need a helluva lot of humor.

Anonymous said...

Meant to say pontificators...

Sonia said...

As you can see, I am and always have been my own woman. I post from the same computer in my daughter's house in Clifton, NJ everyday. I have been giving my opinion since well before your mother was an embryo in your grandmother's uterus. I am Sonia, hear me roar.

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Anonymous said...

What is going on out there? Anyone jumping on the Norwegian project?

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Yuk Yuk. Get lost, loser. Go piss on somebody else's blawg.

Helga said...

Oh, and the above post is mine.

Helga said...

Re the Norwegian project: I heard that they are trying hard to find qualified people and may have to reach as far as Minnesota to get them...

Anonymous said...

Thank God someone has made an appearance. For a while this blog lay deserted in the aftermath of a bloody and bitter battle that raged between the trolls and Yuk Yuk boy , who seems to be a wormy, whiny Gollum-like creature.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is going on in Scandanavia? Swedish reviews, Norwegian reviews. Everyone is suing everyone like crazy over there! Maybe Rosetta Stone would be a good investment?

Anonymous said...

1. RECONCILIATION! 2. Oust Liberman!

Helga said...

Scandanavia in particular? I don't know about that but things are not well in Northern Europe in general - the economic melt down has hit them hard.

Fan of Trailer Tom said...

Scandinavia has not been hit particularly hard (I've been living in Norway for over a year). The ones that have been hard hit are the Baltics, Hungary, Greece, Ireland, and Spain. Scandinavia didn't have the same kind of asset bubbles as these countries and has sturdier economies (industry in Sweden and Denmark and oil in Norway).

Anonymous said...

I just wish a Klingon doc review would come up. The Klingon language camp I attended as a kid has been a total waste of my parent's money.

Anonymous said...

Joe Lieberman is another whiny worm-like Gollum. I wish this dude would just freakin' get kidnapped by the Mossad and taken to Israel where he belongs. Asshole. Or in the arms of John McCain. I am so sick of this bastard - and I am also sick of the pussy Democrats who put up with his shit. One orthodox Sabbath I am going to bust into his home and bang his head with some matzaoh bread.

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How do you think of such brilliance?
Is it natural or acquired?

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