Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Assault at Labatoilet?
"Apparently Labaton & Sucharow has come up with an unusual incentive system for its junior hires in this benefit bereft market: The right to assault & hospitalize even more junior hires. This Kapo- Kapitalist system was put to the test when one of the recent hires: (name to be confirmed) sent a fellow attorney to the emergency room with a concussion today. The cause of this treatment by this belligerent barrister was that someone asked him to turn down the volume on the game function of his iphone, during one of his infrequent visits to the work area. More on Mr. (name to be confirmed) as/if he develops; will he be arrested, deported or just plain promoted?"