Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The ABA Isn't Amused

Above the Law and even Ann Coulter seemed to have gotten a kick out of Law Is 4 Loser's new blog.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/

Apparently, the ABA isn't such a big fan.

"Wow, that didn't take long. I posted ONE link to "Big Debt, Small Law" in the comment section over at the ABA journal website and it was quickly censored and scrubbed. I was sent the following email from those jackals just minutes ago:

I gave you a pass when your post, with blog link, was on topic, but
you're now in the realm of spam and self promotion, which violates our
comment policy.
This and similar future posts will be removed.
Best,
Molly

Guess I'm too much of a "Legal Rebel" for our pals at the ABA, eh? Did you guys catch the pathetic video of the dork who's running this new "legal rebels" farce? He's about as "rebellious" as Ralph Malph from Happy Days the time he borrowed Fonzie's leather jacket and pretended to be a biker to lay some chick. It didn't work for him, did it?

The proprietor of this website (and his many followers) are the true legal rebels. We were saying this shit when these coddled ex-Biglaw pansies and Above the Law geeks were still in diapers."

106 comments:

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I can just picture it.

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S&C just renamed the lit analyst position..they will now be called "Document Specialists" HILARIOUS..tier 3, you get what you pay for

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Lawyers Against The Law School Scam said...

There was a very recent ABA Journal news story about a 'phony lawyer' who got 4 years in jail. I replied with a comment comparing his actions with that of the ABA and BigLaw firms who collaborated to send doc review work overseas to unlicensed foreign lawyers, and in return my comment was deleted as being 'off topic.'

Keep fighting, buckaroos. We will beat the law school scammers and their collaborators in the media who make money from law school advertisement revenue.

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Anonymous said...

the ABA is a failed organization.
Who would join the4 ABA join Hitler's Wafen SS is more respectable.
The ABA = the police arm of big law partnerships.

Everyone keep posting shit on ABA and New York bar PR sites.

Anonymous said...

Fat cow Lisa Solomon is posting over on Above the Law being an apologist for the outsourcing opinion issued by the ABA.

Lisa also alleges that Axiom is a "high end" recruiting agency.

beerguzzlingtemp said...

I still fail to see what purpose the ABA serves. It doesn't add value to the profession at all. Newletters? Updates? Conventions? There is no value here. At least AARP offers motel discounts. Lick my balls.

Anonymous said...

The ABA's purposes are: to (1) open as many law schools as possible, (2) to outsource as many legal jobs to the Third World as feasible, (3) advance chic leftist causes, and (4) to otherwise serve its BigLaw masters.

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The ABA's purposes are: to (1) open as many law schools as possible, (2) to outsource as many legal jobs to the Third World as feasible, (3) advance chic leftist causes, and (4) to otherwise serve its BigLaw masters.

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Haha to the idiot that spams the comments with repetitive mantras. You must be so bothered by these post here and ATL, Ann Colulter, etc. I have no stake in this ridiculous "debate", but I sure did stop having my firm pay my ABA membership dues.

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Recruiter said...

My elite law firm clients no longer consider Sullivan & Cromwell a reputable firm. Yesterday's ATL posting exposed the firm as a racketeering, inefficient, overbilling con machine populated by in the hood ghetto trash.

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hey Recruiter - what took them so long?

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Anonymous said...

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I was at S&C and they mixed the specialized language temps (normally if you're specialized they treat you MUCH better -- you're seperated from the other coders and treated like a professional) in with the regular coders. What a nightmare. To top it off the specialized temps were making more per week than the litigation analysists that had been working there for years. Talk about a screwed up work enviornment. That place pushed me in to getting a full time gig, so maybe working at that horror shop was a good thing. Glad I took the offer before they fired me.

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Saying that Axiom is a recruiting agency is liking saying the Sky is blue. Everyone knows this. Their pimp owners Marc smirk-face Harris and Alec rich-son Gittel think you're stupid.

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Anonymous said...

Has anyone worked with Legal Options? They are offering J.D.'s $16???

Is that a joke??

Anonymous said...

For once this bitch Recruiter has finally said something of consequence.

Usually she has her head way up law firm ass!!

That is what we are trying to say -big law firms have one image at the associate and partner level and quite another at their staff level in basements and coding rooms which are no different that the American Ghettooooossss!!

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$16 is the new going rate.

I have been offered $15 and am waiting.
There's a long line (bread line) unless you are lucky enough to work at Goldman Sachs or are a Nigerian LL.M. holder.

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Anonymous said...

Some of the people hired there as para and staff attorneys I would not hire to cut my grass.

Very dumb and hood.

Anonymous said...

I worked there for two years and I can say for sure many of the temp attorneys I met were far brighter and interesting. There were a few nut jobs as well, but most people stayed clear of them.

Many had been former prosecutors, worked at BigLaw, or human rights, or were artists or their own business. They had a lot more flair and personality and creativity than the staff attorneys.

Anonymous said...

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S&C is a strange place...the partners & associates are so grand, yet the staff level is so Hood..what gives?

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Anonymous said...

Revolution and violence is never the answer. Public awareness and an unbrainwashed populace is the only answer.

Too many people on here are bitching on here and are failing to see the picture. The dying firms, LPO's, contract employees are all fighting for left over scraps like rabid animals. Too many people are using scare tactics against foreign outsourcing, when foreign trade undoubtedly increases GDP and benefits everyone. It's not the oursources who are causing your misery, it's the top 1% of the population who is silently killing you all.

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Recruiter said...

My elite law firm clients create jobs, they don't destroy them.

S&C and Big Mamma are a different story. They are products of a Goldman Sachs government sponsored corporate welfare package. Anyone who submits a resume with S&C on it, immediately gets tossed into our trash can.

Anonymous said...

So true about S&C. They need to clean the trash out of that basement.

Anonymous said...

You can start with Big Mamma and Valvina Scissorhands. Leave Valvina's cut-up ex-boyfriend - he is dumb but a victim and has already suffered by getting his 99 cent fruit of the loom clothes cut-up.

Anus and Gaylard are annoying but they have a little more to offer than Valvina and Big Beastly King Kong Mamma.

Anonymous said...

Every lawyer and in house legal department in America now knows what a rancid, corrupt, overbilling ghetto crap machine the S&C basement is. Time to clean house!

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Anonymous said...

Fig, Lucy K and Fatbuns Jenny are hood too.

Fatbuns Jenny gives all women the look of death when they near Gary. As the lead lady in "Clueless" put it AS IF!!!!!

Lucy K gives EVERYONE the look of death. That comes from eating human human entrails for lunch - and maybe not being able to shit.

Anonymous said...

Hood is protected by hood.

Top dogs are hood and they will protect their low-level posse.

All you attorneys with real skills, refinement, breeding, honor, dignity, personality, compassion - take a hike. S&C does not want you. You will not fit into the ghetto posse they have accumulated over the years.

Anonymous said...

Update and miniskirt wearing Wendy are also part of the problem. Ghetto in, ghetto out. They need to completely clean house in that ghetto garbage bin and hire a new agency.

Anonymous said...

I am in love with Gary P. and will fight Jenny FatBuns anyday!! Come on sistah, a hunk of man like that should not be yours alone!!

Anonymous said...

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/10/nyregion/10arrest.html?_r=1&scp=9&sq=sullivan+%26+cromwell+&st=nyt

Anonymous said...

Time for a movie like Office Space on S&C Basement.

45 year old mega nerd and virgin Clovester with is signature drawl

"Whatzzzzzzz up guyzzzzz?????"

can play Lumberg.

unemployed long said...

doc review work has left me with only two emotions utter despair and suicidal thoughts

Anonymous said...

is everyone here so bitter? My grandpa use to say "a shallow brook only attracts egrets"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Revolution and violence is never the answer
______________________________________

Then why does this country exist?

Anonymous said...

3:08 Yes. Now get lost, asshole!!.

Anonymous said...

Is Temp Para Randy Hippo still lurking in the S&C basement. He is 300lbs lardish fella who tries to get it on with every gal at the firm. He is pimply and greasy-faced and always talking about the length of his dong. Eeeeeewwww...he is also a close friend of Big Mamma and the black posse -- watch out for this freak!! he claims to have a wife and a mistress!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha....

Anonymous said...

Yeah 2:27, some S&C secretaries were shot earlier this year, a really sad story as one was killed.

I used to see both of them in the cafateria. Its just like people are saying here, ultimatley desperate, jealous, nasty, ghetto people will bring you right down to the bottom because they have nothing going for them, they will try to take everything from you just like these awful case managers try to suck the life out of you to make up for their own personal failings. Down there its just as bad in the caseroom as it is in the street.

Anonymous said...

Wait, what??? I tried that link but nothing came up -- where is this story, where can I read it??? Why were they shot???

Anonymous said...

What's Parrot-nose Heather of Pfizer up to? What a horrible place to work. Giving an even worse name to "Big Pharma".

Anonymous said...

I am so glad TTT have us a place to expose nasty people. Othwerwise I would have shot myself from despair a long time ago. The lower echelons of the legal world and the temp world are the nastiest jobs/people I have ever seen - and I have worked in many industries. It is truly the most ghetto profession.

Anonymous said...

Whatzzzzz up guyzzzzz??? Is anyone around??? Is everyone working??? Does everyone have the swine flu??? Where is everyone?? Where are the Big Mamma rants??? Investigative reporting on Gaylord's infidelities, Clovester sightings???....Is everyone on vacation??? At Town hall meetings??? Where is everyone???? Is everyone WORKING???? I am still sitting in my underwear eating beans and rice - I feel like it's nculear winter outside - so quiet and so dead!! Whatzzzzz going on????

Anonymous said...

Here are a few links on the murder 7:14,

http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Jerry+Bowens

but the cliffs are that a nice, young and pretty S&C secretary was dating a cop convicted of corruption in a scandal that left hundreds of drug convictions vacated in brooklyn.

After the conviction they are apparently still dating and one day he shoots her in the head, takes a shot at her friend (also an S&C secretary) but narrowly misses killing her.

Cop is later caught with a hitlist that included his lawyer and some others, but pleas insanity saying he "went into a trance" when he shot her and because of this he escapes prison and is in a psych ward somwehere.

Anonymous said...

Here are a few links on the murder 7:14,

http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Jerry+Bowens

but the cliffs are that a nice, young and pretty S&C secretary was dating a cop convicted of corruption in a scandal that left hundreds of drug convictions vacated in brooklyn.

After dirty cop pleas guilty they are apparently still dating and one day he shoots her in the head, takes a shot at her friend (also an S&C secretary) but narrowly misses killing her.

Cop is later caught with a hitlist that included his lawyer and some others, but pleas insanity saying he "went into a trance" when he shot her and her friend and because of this he escapes prison and is in a psych ward somwehere.

Anonymous said...

12:22 you are so right. Who gives a shit about Big Mamma and Valvina except those that should take them out on the street and leave them there to rot. got to revolution, got to revolution!!!

Anonymous said...

Valvina Scissorhands/Big Mamma/murder intrigue. I want to work at S&C just to see what it is like. Wendy Selzer, place me there.

Anonymous said...

Enough about Big Mama and the S&C personnels. Listen, the rest of us don't give it shit about your tramatic experiences over there. Get over it, you fuck.

Every thread has something about them. Are you fucking mental?

Lifer said...

The Upton Sinclair indeed. I banged old Upton after my shift at the factory. I was 14 at the time, but it was legal. Now that I'm coding, I miss the meat packing and vermin. Now I'm metaphorically the child laborer handling rat carcasses, er, docs.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree I agree some of the comments about a certain law firm and how ghetto everything is there are VERY REPETITIVE AND BORING.
I agree a Scissorhands story is a good example of bad work conditions which should be exposed, but how many times does our intelligence have to be tested by hearing the same thing?
Please only new information!

Anonymous said...

Also, if you like and want to make this blog better, don't spam it with S&C and other repetitive comments or silly fakes like the old grandma, recruiter, better coder etc.
Isn't there enough real and new that is going on?

Anonymous said...

No, there isn't. Lifer, Better Coder are OK. They add some humor. Who wants dry talk about how law life sucks, the ABA, how much debt we are in, how are jobs are being outsourced ALL THE TIME.

Please let's keep it fun and light - otherwise I would not come to this blog and would have killed myself long time ago.

If I want to read super-nerdy shit I can always go to a million other blogs.

Anonymous said...

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Great PT job for qualified cleaner(s). Must be available in the AM(morning shift) to do general cleaning at a retail store in the East Brunswick 5 Days a week. I am looking for a reliable and dependable cleaner for this position. Must have transportation or live in the city.





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Anonymous said...

I am not talking about being nerdy and not fun. But repeating the same thing over and over again isn't fun - it is so boring. Actually I think you want to wreck this site by spamming it with S&C garbage.

Anonymous said...

Hard worker needed in our warehouse.
- must speak english however spanish speaking helpful
- reliable
- trustworthy
- able to lift boxes
- basic math
- must be able to start immediately
- work hours are 7:30AM - 4:00PM Mon-Fri
Please DO NOT send a resume, we wil NOT be reading them.



Location: Greenvale Long Island
Compensation: $10 per hour

Anonymous said...

12:49 Hi Big Mamma/Valvina/ Gaylard/ Clovester....

Anonymous said...

Hey, Starbucks is hiring!!! We're saved!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL at abusive supervisors trying to draw attention from themselves.

Dont you fucksticks realize that the reason people talking about you is because you are abusive/offensive/interesting? If you want people to stop taking about you, use some of that fancy firm/agency paid health insurance that you take for granted and go see a fucking shrink or counselor to deal with your personal issues, dont take it out on us, we're just temporary people passing through and want nothing to do with you or your self-imposed misery.

Anonymous said...

A new book reviewed by the NY Times today:

'Hos, Hookers, Call Girls, and Rent Boys'

Is it about S&C????

Anonymous said...

Lifer, I am a new temp and was wondering if you could give me some seasoned advice on how to deal with unwanted attention from ugly temp/staff attorney boys???

Any advice? And how to bone the hot ones?? You sound like you've been around the block.

Anonymous said...

Following are two jobs:
1. " We are actively looking for attorneys with several years of project finance experience for positions in New York and Washington, DC. Contact Rhonda Singer or Susan Lora, at American Legal Search, and include your current resume.
2. Hudson Agency:
Start date: ASAP; Location: Manhattan (Midtown); Rate commensurate with experience
Duration: Several months; Requirements: Japanese-speaking attorneys, paralegals and translators. Must possess prior law firm experience.; If interested, please email your most current resume to LEGALJOBS@HUDSON.COM immediately.; In the Subject Line, please reference JAPANESE REVIEW.

Anonymous said...

2:07 PM

Yeah, the permatems are a pretty weird and miserable bunch.

Anonymous said...

I just received a notice that I have to send Gloria Allred my $350 next month. I don't even have money to pay rent. I want to kill myself.

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Anonymous said...

Hey Newbie Temp - if you want to get boned go to S&C. There are plenty of desperate, depressed, sad sack middle-aged loser staff attorneys quite happy to bonk anything.
They use temps as escort service and when supplies dwindle in a recession they head over to cheap "massage parlours" and strip clubs high on prescription medications - which they trade with each other in the depths of the dungeon. And these people are supposed to "supervise" temps. Ha, ha, ha, ha.....

Anonymous said...

The ABA has failed its constituents. They are more concerned about the rights of illegal immigrant rapists than they are any of us, rank and file practicing attorneys.

They are an embarassment to our profession. They have been an active participant in the systematic dismantling of the legal profession and should be disbanded.

Anonymous said...

I can tell you why Lisa Solomon supports the ABA opinion that rubber stamped outsourcing. It is to HER benefit.

http://www.myshingle.com/2008/09/articles/ethics-malpractice-issues/legal-writing-expert-lisa-solomon-opines-on-aba-opinion-on-outsourcing/

"the opinion unambiguously permit lawyers to mark up contract lawyer fees..... At the same time, by allowing lawyers to earn profit from contract lawyers performing real legal work, the ABA decision gives lawyers incentive to outsource, which frequently results in clients receiving better quality work at a lower cost."

In other words we see it as rubber stamping outsourcing. And it does, you can pay some attorney in India $50 and bill the US corporations for $300 an hour.

Likewise, she sees it as an ethical greenlight for her clients to pay her and then add on a a premium on to the end user/payer....in the US.

So in her view it is good for her biz...and that's all that matters.

Anonymous said...

I just looked at her picture. Lisa Solomon is fat disgusting cow with frizy hair. She is going to need the extra money that 3rd world outsourcing provides for her, because no man will ever touch her.

Anonymous said...

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww

Anonymous said...

Why would a solo practitioner support the exporting of their own job? It's crazy!

Outsourcing is stealing entry level work for tens of thousands of American licensed attorneys who did things the right way (three year JD) at great cost.

The outsource shops do the very things solos do, research, writing, overflow work from other lawyers.

But this is just the beginning! Every year they do more and more of the work that American solos do.

There are not many solos high enough up on the food chain to really use outsourcing, anyway.

But remember, the outsource shops will steal and commoditize as much American legal work as possible. This includes much of the repetitive staple work of American solos.

It is unconscionable to support outsourcing, not to mention suicidal.

Lisa Solomon is not intelligent enough to know that outsourcing threatens her very surival.