Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Nostalgic For The Update Legal Girls



Lately, the news around here has been downright depressing. No more Lex-Pollution. No more Sara Kim, Scott Krowitz, Nora Plesent, or Diamond Staffing Agency. It almost makes me nostalgic for the days when the Update Legal girls ruled the roost around here.

78 comments:

beerguzzlingtemp said...
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beerguzzlingtemp said...

This broad looks like my cousin Maria. I'd love to bang her. I got her so drunk at my sister's wedding she threw up spumoni cake all over my Camaro.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Update Legal used to be the busiest agency in NYC, getting the most projects. Now, they're nothing.

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Anonymous said...

Agreed - at least some of them were attractive. Now with the giant sucking sounds actual attorney work being sent to India, all dancing and shaking at their parties is going on Bollywood style.

Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is Dexter and why do you keeping yapping about his/its secret?

Anonymous said...

IVE GOT BALLS OF STEEL

Anonymous said...

Beerguzzler, I think I love you. Balls of Steel, good luck with that.

Anonymous said...

Was this a real update lass?

Lifer said...

They're still hot, still nice, but not too many gigs. Weaksauce.

Anonymous said...

Nah. I'm a lawyer ya know.

Anonymous said...

So I'm not a lass, I'm an ass.

Polyester Polly said...

Yo, yo...that my girl. We all used to hang out together in the good old days! Check our recruiter party pics at my blog!! Oh sweet Jesus, those were the days, blowing Mr. Fig, dancing all night, oding on Gallo champagne, Payless sales, flirting with law firm partners, ...Gone with the wind....sigh...

Anonymous said...

There were admittedly some very classy ladies at Update. Nice, professional, well-dressed women from good families. But many also seemed to be really ho-ish and cheap and showed up with low-cut polyester blouses with saggy boobs all over the place. I am a guy and even I did not find that attractive. Gross, is more like it. I hope they take some time out to re-examine their wardrobe in this downturn. It's probably too much to ask for them to re-examine their intellectual capacity. But wardrobe is fine for now.

Anonymous said...

Wow, if only I could learn to look like that I may have a chance at Update and BOSS attorneys as opposed to actually being one.

Guido Rama said...

Nah, fuggedabouit. Even I would not bang that chick. And I have already banged half the Italian-American chicks in New Jersey. This broad has a huge gut.

Anonymous said...

Heaven help us! that gut is gross, who is this hoe??? Is this Recruiter???? yikes, she represents her agency well..sadness..

Anonymous said...

That's what happens to your hair with home-dye kits, giiiiiiirl!!

Anonymous said...

Next time don't spend all your money on condoms - get your hair done.

Anonymous said...

What a henious troll - although she is better looking than some of the recruiters I have worked with.

Anonymous said...

I met with her. She placed me at Sullivan.

Anonymous said...

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I jizz in my pants

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she blew Fig at S&C like so many other gals from her agency.

Anonymous said...

Is this Alex Gaylard's wife?

Anonymous said...

Is this even a girl??? Looks more like a trannie!!

Suicidal Temp said...

I haven't been laid in a while. I wonder if this chick would do me?

Anonymous said...

Awwww, she looks sweet. Much nicer than many of the nasty bitches at No-date Legal.

White Power said...

White power been sharpening my machete.

Leave my country you dumb smelly gouks and nigers

Anonymous said...

What jobs are currently going on in NYC? Please this is actually helpfu;.

Agency, rate, firm (if you want) and how many hours, number of people working.

Share the information it helps.

Anonymous said...

Alex Gallard's wife is actually attractive. What she is doing with him is a great mystery. She must not know about the infidelity with the temps.

Anonymous said...

Who is Dexter and his secret?

Anonymous said...

2:38,

People do not go on this site to share current market information about what are out there in terms of potential projects, agencies involved, etc.

People come to this site to bitch, moan, blame others and bitch some more. So if you are trying to get info on what's going on, rely on your own personality, network with your colleagues when you are on a project (so you can keep in touch when the project is finished to share any movements coming out of agencies) and cross your fingers that your name is on the list of reviwers agencies wish to call.

I know of two projects in the past three months staffed by De Novo and Lexolution (the one that Tom just featured with the lovely lady) where those two agencies did not advertised but relied exclusively on its preferred list.

Plus, with all the nonsense going on with these anonymous commenters, do you really think they would bestow something nice towards strangers like you. UNLIKELY.

Anonymous said...

I am an anonymous commentator - I bitch and moan and also provide much useful information.

Anonymous said...

The saddlebags that are on the so called "preferred list" hate the agencies just as much as anyone bitching on here. They are just faker and able to kiss ass better.

Anonymous said...

No doubt, no doubt. I worked with one such saddlebag queen. She was a NASTY cunt to me, clawing at my face, spewing toxic shit while working, but when the agency called she was as sweet as pie and gave good cunnilingus.

These woman have no ethics, no morals, no dignity, integrity or pride they just want to claw for more and more money - will suck anyone's dick to get that and not even do proper work. I just don't understand how these cunts get the jobs. Something is obviously wrong with the system if a nasty lazy fat cunt is rewarded with work and hard-working nice people are not.

Anonymous said...

Speak English only? Forget about being hired:
http://www.jdjournal.com/2009/07/29/survey-growing-demand-for-multilingual-attorneys/

Lawyers who speak more than one language are at an advantage in the job search, according to a survey by Robert Half Legal.
Thirty-six percent of the 300 attorneys polled say they are seeing an increased need for counsel who are multilingual. Spanish and Chinese are the languages in greatest demand.
The respondents are lawyers at the largest law firms and corporations in the United States and Canada. All the respondents have at least three years of experience in the legal field.

Anonymous said...

Robert Half Legal -- that's a name I trust in the legal industry. After all, they're the ones giving the lawyers the opportunity to work for $20.00 an hour on the Bloomberg project.

Fuck you Robert Half and Bloomberg. I'm an employed attorney moving upwards and have a long career ahead of me. I also have a long memory. I'm going to pay you back in spades whenever I get the chance.

Anonymous said...

Robert One Fith is a useless agency. They sent me to some real dumps - Hudson, Update etc are much better. Robert is just all talk, no action.

Anonymous said...

What up girl???? Why you givin' me attitude, honey. Talk to the haaaaaaan, biiiiatch!!

Anonymous said...

Preferred list = best dick sucker.

If you go by education, experience and attitude, I should be on the preferred list.

But no, the poster above is right, fat, lazy, stupid cunts get the jobs.

More and more law firms are posting their own ads. I hope the nasty recruiters and the lazy fat temps that they give the jobs to get cut.

Anonymous said...

the spandex queen looks a brunette version of that psychotic bitch Joanne Rossi from S&C's 38. lmao! barclay's 4-eva!

Anonymous said...

What's up pussycat???

Anonymous said...

Doesn't she work over at Cravvie?

Anonymous said...

aagghhh!!!!!noooooooooo! she's still in the city?? the horror!

beerguzzlingtemp said...

I think she is hot.

Anonymous said...

Is Starbucks hiring?? hell at this point I'll work @ D&D...how do you take your coffee? wanna try our new hash browns?

Anonymous said...

Day-O,,,,,Tally me banana/Daylight come and me wanna go home.

Anonymous said...

In modern America, the alleged "victim" is always really the aggressor, and the alleged "aggressor" is always the true victim.
President Barack Obama planted the question during a health care press conference, hoping he could satisfy the Chicago Sun-Times, which has been accusing him of not being black enough. He somehow imagined that the rest of the country might not notice the president of the United States gratuitously attacking a cop in a case of alleged "racial profiling."
Oops.
Suddenly, with the glare of the national spotlight being turned on a small local story, it became clear that there was no "racial profiling" involved -- other than by the black Harvard professor, who lorded his credentials and connections over a white working-class cop.
We wouldn't have known about this case at all if the professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., hadn't blast e-mailed the universe that he was harassed by racist cops. Gates thought it would be a feather in his cap, not realizing there are huge areas of the country where people don't think it's heroic to browbeat cops checking on you after you break into your own house, such as 99 percent of the country outside of Cambridge.
Contrary to liberals' ardent desire, Sgt. James Crowley was not on tape saying, "I know it's his house, but let's stick it to this uppity negro." (Curiously, the tape of Gates' call demanding to talk to the chief of police to "report" Crowley has been withheld. Some watchdog group has got to demand that tape.)

But what if Crowley hadn't been a model policeman who taught diversity classes and once famously gave mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a black athlete?

What if the 911 caller had identified the suspected burglars as black, which it turns out she did not?

Anonymous said...

What if Crowley hadn't been fully supported by other cops at the scene, one Hispanic and one black? (Liberals will say cops stick together, but I say liberals stick together.)

What if, at some point in his life, Crowley had been accused -- falsely or not -- of racism?

His life would be ruined.

Desperate to blame the cop, despite the facts, some liberals have begun making up their own facts. Radio talker Opio Sokoni claimed Crowley told Gates to "shut up" and "I'm going to win, you're going to jail." Even Gates doesn't claim the cop said that.

On MSNBC's "Hardball," Chris Matthews said that Gates did not say, "I'll speak with your mama outside," as stated in the police report.

"He didn't say this," Matthews asserted as fact. This invented fact allowed Matthews to accuse the cop of engaging in "projection" and to conjure Crowley's psychological state, saying, this is "what a white guy thought a black guy would say."

Eugene Robinson endorsed Matthews' invented fact, saying: "I cannot imagine in this universe Skip Gates saying, 'I'll speak with your mama outside.'" As proof, Robinson explained that Gates "rolls with kings and queens and Nobel Prize winners." (I'm not "projecting" what I think a black man would say; he really said that.)

And then they both had a laugh about the cop applying racist stereotypes to such an esteemed figure as Professor Gates, who apparently would NEVER use the phrase "your mama."

First, unlike these aesthetes, I don't consider "your mama" such an implausible expression for someone to use.

Second, Sgt. Crowley wrote his police report, including the "your mama" line, long before he, or anyone else, could have imagined the arrest was going to become nationwide, front-page news.

Third, there's a video of Gates using the N-word all over the Internet, and in that short, three-minute video, Gates uses the phrase "your mama."

The only contrary evidence is that Gates recently denied that he told the cop he'd "speak with your mama outside." He also desperately wants to drop the subject.

The left's last-ditch attempt to defend a powerful black man's attack on a powerless white man is to say the arrest was improper. In Time magazine, Lawrence O'Donnell factually announced, "Yelling does not meet the definition of disorderly conduct in Massachusetts."

You can argue the facts in court, but there's no question that the police report described the misdemeanor offense of "disorderly conduct" under Massachusetts law, which includes engaging in "tumultuous behavior" in "any neighborhood," thereby causing public "inconvenience, annoyance or alarm."

As everyone who's read the police report knows, Gates is described as going on an extended tirade against the officer, calling him a racist, saying the officer didn't know who he was messing with, acting irrationally, following the officer outside to continue haranguing him, and engaging in "tumultuous behavior" in and outside his house, drawing a small crowd of alarmed onlookers and police.

Suppose a cop didn't arrest a guy who was ranting and raving -- in his own home -- and, an hour later, the hothead assaults someone. Policeman: I was as surprised as anyone that he shot his girlfriend! Every liberal in the country would demand the cop's head.

And by the way, try screaming at a judge that he's a racist and see what happens. Why should police officers deserve less protection than judges? They're in more danger.

The disorderly conduct charge was not dropped because it wasn't a good arrest. It was dropped, according to Gates' own lawyer, because of Gates' connections.

Before liberals declare that this a case of racial profiling and move on, how about liberals produce one provable example of racial profiling that isn't a hoax?

Anonymous said...

What if Crowley hadn't been fully supported by other cops at the scene, one Hispanic and one black? (Liberals will say cops stick together, but I say liberals stick together.)

What if, at some point in his life, Crowley had been accused -- falsely or not -- of racism?

His life would be ruined.

Desperate to blame the cop, despite the facts, some liberals have begun making up their own facts. Radio talker Opio Sokoni claimed Crowley told Gates to "shut up" and "I'm going to win, you're going to jail." Even Gates doesn't claim the cop said that.

On MSNBC's "Hardball," Chris Matthews said that Gates did not say, "I'll speak with your mama outside," as stated in the police report.

"He didn't say this," Matthews asserted as fact. This invented fact allowed Matthews to accuse the cop of engaging in "projection" and to conjure Crowley's psychological state, saying, this is "what a white guy thought a black guy would say."

Eugene Robinson endorsed Matthews' invented fact, saying: "I cannot imagine in this universe Skip Gates saying, 'I'll speak with your mama outside.'" As proof, Robinson explained that Gates "rolls with kings and queens and Nobel Prize winners." (I'm not "projecting" what I think a black man would say; he really said that.)

Anonymous said...

And then they both had a laugh about the cop applying racist stereotypes to such an esteemed figure as Professor Gates, who apparently would NEVER use the phrase "your mama."

First, unlike these aesthetes, I don't consider "your mama" such an implausible expression for someone to use.

Second, Sgt. Crowley wrote his police report, including the "your mama" line, long before he, or anyone else, could have imagined the arrest was going to become nationwide, front-page news.

Third, there's a video of Gates using the N-word all over the Internet, and in that short, three-minute video, Gates uses the phrase "your mama."

The only contrary evidence is that Gates recently denied that he told the cop he'd "speak with your mama outside." He also desperately wants to drop the subject.

The left's last-ditch attempt to defend a powerful black man's attack on a powerless white man is to say the arrest was improper. In Time magazine, Lawrence O'Donnell factually announced, "Yelling does not meet the definition of disorderly conduct in Massachusetts."

You can argue the facts in court, but there's no question that the police report described the misdemeanor offense of "disorderly conduct" under Massachusetts law, which includes engaging in "tumultuous behavior" in "any neighborhood," thereby causing public "inconvenience, annoyance or alarm."

As everyone who's read the police report knows, Gates is described as going on an extended tirade against the officer, calling him a racist, saying the officer didn't know who he was messing with, acting irrationally, following the officer outside to continue haranguing him, and engaging in "tumultuous behavior" in and outside his house, drawing a small crowd of alarmed onlookers and police.

Suppose a cop didn't arrest a guy who was ranting and raving -- in his own home -- and, an hour later, the hothead assaults someone. Policeman: I was as surprised as anyone that he shot his girlfriend! Every liberal in the country would demand the cop's head.

And by the way, try screaming at a judge that he's a racist and see what happens. Why should police officers deserve less protection than judges? They're in more danger.

The disorderly conduct charge was not dropped because it wasn't a good arrest. It was dropped, according to Gates' own lawyer, because of Gates' connections.

Before liberals declare that this a case of racial profiling and move on, how about liberals produce one provable example of racial profiling that isn't a hoax?

Anonymous said...

Beware Bon Temps, owned by Bea Kaufman. From the NY DA's website:
Long before September 11, BEATRICE KAUFMAN, who owns a temporary employment agency for lawyers, planned to join and renovate two apartments she owned at 176 Broadway. During the summer of 2001, she made arrangements to stay at the Helmsley Carlton Hotel during the construction period and was due to move in on September 11th . Construction had started long before 9/11 and she was living in her home in the Hamptons, where she was on 9/11. After returning to the city post 9/11, KAUFMAN submitted identical bills for her hotel fees and living expenses to her personal insurance carriers, Chubb Insurance. She also filed insurance claims with her business insurer, Atlantic Mutual, as well as to FEMA, falsely claiming that the World Trade Center attacks had caused her to suddenly and unexpectedly evacuate her apartment and that her agency had lost valuable contracts due to the attack. She told her insurers and FEMA that she was physically and emotionally unable to return to her apartment until February 2002, a date which happened to coincide with the completion of her apartment’s renovation. She also claimed her apartment was unlivable at the same time she was telling her employees that it was safe to return to her office at 170 Broadway. In total, the defendant received $58,713.09 from Chubb; $50,000 from Atlantic Mutual and $5,940 from FEMA.

Anonymous said...

NYC jobs going on now??

Anonymous said...

christie Julian at update is a dumb fat fat dumb cow piece of shit

Anonymous said...

What is Dexter's secret and who is Dexter?

Anonymous said...

Jeez, what is all this white power shit??? White Power troll does not even make a good argument.

Both Gates and Crowley were stupid - but shit happens. People are tired and get angry. They could have had it out verbally - and told each other to fuck each other's mother, brother and sister.

THERE WAS NO REASON TO HANDCUFF AND ARREST HIM, ASSHOLE!!!

Imagine that being done to Lawrence Summers of Harvard or any fat white Harvard dude. NEVER! Crowley would have apologized and asked to help with the bags.

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Guido Rama said...

I think White Power troll is not getting laid. Come on, bro, relax, hit the beach, get some babe action - that might release the Deadly Sperm Buildup. What a nut!!

Anonymous said...

Is Dexter's secret white powder?

Anonymous said...

Dexter's Secret is that he is retarded.

Anonymous said...

It's not a very closely guarded secret, however.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Earlier this week we reported on a tip that Fulbright & Jaworski laid off at least 42 people in Texas and New York.
Now a JDJournal tipster tells us that the firm is laying off “a significant number” of staff today in Houston. The tipster does not have numbers, and isn’t sure if lawyers will be affected.

Anonymous said...

While our economy is collapsing, it's nice to know that the premier investment banking firm in the world has its priorities straight:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c...15yearold.html

A lawyer for Wall Street powerhouse Goldman Sachs was caught in a sting operation aimed at perverts who solicit young girls for sex, officials said Tuesday.
Todd Genger, 33, is accused of trying to lure an underage teen with explicit chat on the Internet and then traveling to Westchester to consummate the cyber-affair.
In reality, the "girl" Genger was chasing was an undercover investigator posing as a teen in the chat room, the Westchester County district attorney's office said.
Genger, a Manhattan resident who is married and has three children, was snared after a series of Internet conversations that began April 13 and ended Monday, officials said.
The investigator was posing as a 15-year-old and made it clear "she" was underage, said Lucien Chalfen, a spokesman for the district attorney.
Genger did not respond to telephone calls.
He admitted to participating in the online conversations about the intended tryst, which included "specific explicit sexual acts," Chalfen said.
At his arraignment on charges of trying to disseminate indecent material to a minor, Genger was released on his own recognizance pending an Aug.11 court date.
He faces 1-1/3 to 4 years in prison, if convicted.

Anonymous said...

It's perverts like this who get the jobs [because they are good at being two-faced] and honest people who are not good at hiding themselves don't.

Scumbag - I gets 10 years in prison. If someone did that to his daughter this asshole would have raised hell.

Anonymous said...

Club stratify dance partay! Where my midgets at! Holla!

Guido Rama said...

Both Gates and Crowley need to be wacked for such a stupid incident -
Crowley probably needs a few extra beatings for handcuffing and arresting the dude.

If people got laid more - like I do - there would be a lot less haters.

Anonymous said...

An alcohol fuel based discussion to settle their differences was wrong. Coffee or a dinner was more appropriate. Wacking down beers sends the wrong message.

Anonymous said...

Guido is right. Sex cures a lot of tension.

Anonymous said...

Dexter guy......what is the secret?

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unperson said...

has anyone here been banned at abovethelaw?

Anonymous said...

Crowley the Cop suggested the Beer Summit. One beer does no harm and adds some levity to the proceedings. The next summit should be over Kool-Aid.

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The Yuppie Attorney said...

The Sales field is nothing but Image. The cutest and most social thrive in Sales. Also, the meanest and most backstabbing thrive in Sales. Sorry, if any of you have other misconceptions. If you see these rats leaving the ship the end is nigh.

Anonymous said...

Genger pled guilty. He's a convicted felon now. Will need to register as a sex offender. What a mess. Life ruined.

Anonymous said...

Beatrice Kaufman at Bon Temps is an old man in women's clothing. She claims that she has jobs, but probably the only jobs she have are blow jobs (she being on the giving end). She is a liar, fake and a convicted criminal. She says "we" at Bon Temps have he best temps. Who the fuck are "we"? That dumb transsexual works alone.